Cat Nip Arrancar, Zombie Soul Reefer, Crazy Girl, Sailor Moon Wanabe and the Night of the Living Emo.
AN: This Takes Place After The Main Character Dante Kuro Received Shinji Harako's letter and the events before this which took place off screen. Please Review I Hope You Enjoy.
"Dante Taicho what the hell do you think you are doing? don't you know this crap rots your brain cells".
Yelled fukotaicho Momo Hinamori to the complete laughter of everyone in the room and then came My retort
" Sake rots peoples livers , Candy rots teeth , erotic manga makes you go blind which is probably the reason tousen was blind ,
Heavy Metal Makes you go deaf but damn I love slipknot , and you my momo_chan rot my brain cells because despite the fact I know you are a sick sick little moo cow who if given enough time could give Mauryi Taicho a run for his money you still will not drop the goody goody two shoes façade act"
which was followed by a quip by Grimmjowwith feral smile on his face
"Hey Lisa don't you go blind on us reading your manga , because you will not hear the end of it" followed by Lisa taking deep breath
and pulling a bottle of milk out of her robes and dumping all of it on Momo who had been Ulquiorra's human shield and
Lisa said with A Look that suggested immediate neutering if failed compliance "lick it up or else" and she added insult to injury
also pulling out a rusty scalpel to which he was about to when Momo started crying and running out the room stammering and muttering about Lisa being a stupid mean old hag.
And Then Lisa said to Grimmjow your off the hook and threw him a bag, and she strolled out the room to make amends with Momo.
Ulquiorra stared impassively at the TV and said "you know what's funny I think she is the Meg Griffin of our little world"
before jamming out on his new skullcandy headphones which was aggressively pumping the sound of His New Favorite band Avenged Sevenfold as Dante And Grimmjow laughed and went back to their circle.
"I swear she digs me wouldn't you think Dante" as Grimmjow said it as blunt as he could and effortlessly put in the sarcasm ,
as he referenced Senior Fukotaicho Lisa Yadomaru and in the back of the captains' compound they heard a violent sneeze as she yelled
"ya right in your bloody dreams , you would not even be sane after 2 weeks of dating me" as Grimmjow asked his Master
"How do you manage do keep sane being with her?" as I held up a poster in his face that said
Reward: I Lost my mind 300 years ago could you help me find it?
Made Grimmjow laugh so hard he coughed up a hair ball to which Ulquiorra said party foul and gave Grimmjow a red dot to the face.
The Next day we all split up for our various activities and such.
Grimmjow went to the New Shopping mall in the East end of the court with Ulquiorra to shop at the soul society's versions of fye, hottopic and fishbone.
Lisa Went Drinking with Shunsui to catch up on old times , Momo Went to The Shinigami's Women's Association Meeting and I shopped around the black market for something to feed my inner hollows craving for sheer badass brutality and that's wear I saw it and I could not believe it ,
a motorcycle and not just any old motor cycle this looked like something straight out of the terminator and I was determined to buy even if it meant I had to rob a bank and I said "How much for the bike peddler_san" like a rabid schoolgirl who got to meet her favorite idol to which he said
"you can have for free if you can get it to work" which he said frowning to what he was suggesting he could not get it to work therefore he could not charge for it.
And I Got on it and looked at the odometer and said with a sly grin "Hey dumbass did you know the gas meter is on empty" I waved on hand over the panel and implanted some spirit energy, gripped the throttle lifted off the clutch and zoomed off looking like a bat ouuta hell as my trench coat blowed about me as I cackled like a mad man.
Meanwhile at the SWA Meeting , Madame president Yachiru was discussing the latest of all her juvenile schemes to which the one she had just proposed had just got a lot of support of to which they now discussed ,
and it was about the soul society's newest Captain Drake Dante Kuro , Third Seat Ulquiorra Cifer and Fourth Seat Grimmjow Jagerjaques .
Yachiru said "Its about damn time someone gave Bya-Kushi some competition, that Dante is one hot lookin vampire"
to which Nemu_San said almost melancholic if it was'nt for the blush starting to fade on her cheeks "I don't think he is a vampire , I Think the Term They would use for Him would be Emo / Gothic according to this Magazine I read called revolver" ,
whatever the term they all argreed on one thing The Three Of Them Were Sexy as hell but the only one they could not stop staring at like love drunk groupies was the captain of squad five Dante Kuro as he powerslid his Confederate Hellcat Wraith Into The Meeting hall across the hardwood floor and stopping short before they all gave chase leaving only Nemu , Momo , And Soi Fon Behind as they tried to catch the sly captain.
They all sat in silence until Momo broke it "Soi Fon Taicho didn't you know Dante Taicho before he became a captain"
she said hoping to ease the awkward silence as Nemu just stared off into space and then perked up her hers hoping to get some information about her first crush besides
Ishida who broke her heart right after the war ended, to which she heard the slender Chinese women say
"He happened to be the stealth force vice commander before he became captain, why you ask?"
Soi Fon Watching Momo carefully just incase because in her eyes Momo might one day end up in the maggot's nest if she po'ed the wrong people herself included.
"He seems a little, how should I put this he seems abit eccentric."
Stuttered Momo expecting to get bitch slapped by Soi Fon who took a deep breath and said "I Happen To Know him a little better than most people do so I will say this ,
The Man Is Brilliant , Insane , Charming , Diversely Multi-Talented and don't get me wrong he is a very nice person who would take time out of his day to help you if you were in need , but he is not someone to underestimate or get on his bad side , he can and will kill you without a second thought.
Otherwise In Regards to his humor he likes to mess with peoples heads he learned not only form my mentor Yoruichi_Sama but also from his Mentor a man who is like a Brother to Him Gin Ichimaru , they taught him all of what he knows and he uses it well."
Nemu listened throughout the story and mentally noted this Dante is mysterious yet very scary and that's what drew him to people like a moth to a flame ,
even though peoples hearts loved him the mind said to be especially wary of That that Man Drake Dante Kuro.