Dante and Ulquiorra left soon after Unohara Taicho, and then began walking from the 4th Division toward the 1st Division.

Dante walked slowly while putting on the rest of his uniform, he left his chest bare with just the Hakama, and threw on his trench coat with the 5th Division hiyori over it, and he then put the hood that was attached over his eyes. Ulquiorra watched his master reach into the trench coat pocket and pull out a joint and light it.

After he took a couple of drags and exhaled he said "So Ukelala how is the Sou Taicho's Mood?"

Ulquiorra continued walking "The Sou Taicho seemed to be in a decent enough mood, he said something about all the other Taicho's would be there and also about you choosing your own punishment. I have a question for you why do you call me that?"

Dante looked over smirking " Because ya have a thorn covered stick lodged up yar nice tight ass, and Ukelala is a play on uke the opposite of seme, and la la added to it makes it sound like you are needy cute an annoying, which you are not, you are a hot piece of Emo ass so did I make myself clear Ukelala?"

Ulquiorra blushed and then almost smirked, before Dante Smacked him and put his arm around Ulquiorra then whispering hotly in said Arrancar ear "Emo-Chan what happened to your poker face, ya look so smexy right now, and damn ya smell so hot right now, wait a minute?"

Dante took another sniff "Ya Bastard ya store my old spice swagger"

Ulquiorra "Sure I did, don't you need to be getting to your meeting?"

Dante said "what do ya mean Emo Chan we are already here"

The all the captains stood looking at the pair, some with shock, some with amusement, and one Shunsui Kyrako a nosebleed.

The Sou Taicho stood up and said "enough with this tomfoolery, Dante do you know why you are here?"

Dante rolled his eyes and said suggestively "why sir yes I do ta be punished like the naughty boy iam"

Unohara plugged her nose with a tissue (Nosebleed number 2 score for Dante)

Then Dante dropped the smirk and seriously this time "Gomen Sai Sou Taicho , I attacked a fellow captain over a slur , and without thinking I ran out this room to attend to my duties , what ever you plan I will accept any punishment you give me"

Mayuri Taicho snickered "Sou Taicho you seriously believe what this trash is saying, he is lying through his teeth"

Dante rolled his eyes "Ya know Captain Ass clown, yar right iam lying trough my teeth"

The Rest of the Captains barely could contain their amusement at the scene in front of them, as Mayuri visibly ticked and yelled "Ass clown, how juvenile are you, you piece of shit?

Ukitake Taicho stepped forward and said "juvenile hardly, Mayuri Taicho that man in front of you is a senior officer he was captain of the 3rd division whenever I became a captain, so if anything you are the juvenile here?"

Shunsui seconded and said "Yes it is true; the three people that have been Shingami the longest are Old-man yama, Unohara Senpai and Kuro Senpai, and if anything I think Kuro-Kun should be able to choose his own punishment"

Sorry for the Cliff Hangers, I hope you enjoyed please r&R. Thank you Darkdream Jashin for reviewing, and thanks to all of you who read this. Have a nice day.