This Chapter will be humor filler trash aka Shinigami Fanfiction Golden Featuring Izuru Kira , Momo Hinamori and Ulquoirra Cifer. Enjoy
Ulquiorra was walking through the halls of the fifth division , one day vecause it was raining.
He came upon a door which was closed , it was the office of his girlfreind momo , he heard banging and grunting on the other side...
He pressed his ear against the door listened it was momo and kira , it sounded like momo and kira were having sex
Ulquiorra thought no better listen more , they can't be can they he mused
...
"Oh kira yeah Kira" come momo's muffled screams
"Who's god Bitch" was heard from the other side of the door
"Kira!"
"Who's God of the New World Bitch!"
"Kira!"
Ulquoirra finally had enough and ceroed the door off
When the dust cleared , he saw kira dressed up as Light Yagami and Momo Dressed as Misa Amane and they were watching deathnote.
Kira spoke "omg your right momo he does look like L"
Momo smiled "Ulquiorra would you like to deathnote cosplay with us you would make a Great L"
Ulquiorra shrugged and said "oh what the hell" as he stepped into the room he thought i will make sure nothing actually happens in the future , as the room suddenly got cold.
Momo with a sacred look said "Ulquiorra Chan you alright?"
He smiled "Yes iam alright"
Kira nearly pissed himself at the smile , he thought to himself this cannot be good.
...
10pm 3rd Division
Shuhei was walking down the halls to meet his boybriend kira when he came upon the sight of Grimmjow reaming the hell out of a bent over Izuru Kira.
Kira moaned "Oh yeah grimmjow"
Grimmjow snarled "who's god bitch!"
Kira yelped "Grimmjow is god , Grimmjow is god!"
Grimmjow yelled "Damn right bitch iam god!"
Grimmjow turned his head around as he came , smiling a pyschotic grin at shuehei "Oi ya see something ya like , eh 69 Shuhei"
Shuehei fainted
Grimmjow pulled out of kira and started dragging shuhei by his hair
Grimmjow Smirked "Me and lisa are going ta have fun with this one".