Robert

I woke up with the world's worst hangover. Seriously, it was killer. Everything seemed too bright and surreal. While I went looking for coffee to help me relax, I saw something odd.

Monte got laid.

I immediately abandoned my coffee hunt and tried to find Max.

He was in bed clutching his pillow like it was a life raft.

"Max! Pst! Max!" I hissed pretty frantically.

"Whuzzut?" Max opened one eye and stared at me. The he shouted and fell out of bed, "Dude! Where are your pants?"

I looked down and was shocked to see my weenie hanging out in all its glory.

I covered myself and blushed. But once I had a closer look at Max's face I gasped and started to choke.

"What-HACK is on your-HACK HACK face?" Max jumped off the floor and ran to the nearest mirror.

"WHO DREW A PENIS IN A TOP HAT ON MY FOREHEAD?"

Then I remembered why I had come in here. "Max! You asswipe! Get back in here! Monte got laid!"

Max

How is it fair that a guy who's too shy to give interviews ends up the only one with sheet time?

"Who's the dame?" I asked pretending like I didn't care.

"I dunno, but she had really sexy hair and was openminded by the looks of his bed."

"Aw, sick man. Way too much-" I puked.

"You aight?"

"I drank as much as a mother fuckin' zebra last night." Oh yeah, the party. Blame it on that. Truthfully my stomach was turning at the thought of that beautiful girl sleeping with anyone other than me.

"Zebra?"

"They're the shit man. Now help me get this penis off."

Craig

I heard them yelling from my bedroom. But I already knew why, I had seen them in action. Even then she was still breathtakingly gorgeous. Her head had been thrown back as she called Monte's name. For 23 minutes I stood there, just watching her. Then I left. It hurt too much.

On the morning after, I always felt shy about looking them in the eyes. How would I handle today? Knowing I watched Monte fuck her.

Deciding it was better now then never I got up and put my clothes on. Then I left to get some orange juice before they got to the carton.

Monte

When the intense sunlight finally woke me up, I stayed in bed. She looked amazing while she slept. Of course not as amazing as when she did other things, but still, there was no mistaking it. This girl was a diamond in the rough.

When her ice blue eyes opened she smiled at me.

"Hey you."

"Hi." She cuddled into my chest and batted her eyelashes.

"Last night was er- fun." I was never the smoothest talker.

"Naw I've had bigger n' better."

I blushed. I didn't think my dick was that small.

"Kidding," her smile grew, "totally kidding."

I relaxed and my gaze wandered until I saw Max and Robert staring at us with mouths open.

"What the HELL?" I shouted causing the girl to jump and cover herself with the sheets.

"Well, well, well, lookie what lil' Bryan got himself." Robert said ominously.

"How many times did you fuck?" shouted Max, unable to contain himself.

"What? I don't even- GET OUT!"