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Chapter Four

- Bullet Wounds, Laughing Fits and Little Shopping Trips -

Alice.

There are two things in this world that I, Mary-Alice Brandon, love more than my own life. One is obvious, and it goes by the name of Mr J Cullen. The second not so obvious; Shopping. I love shopping so much that i'm turning into Amy Adams in that film; Confessions of a Shopaholic. It's not my fault though. It's an addiction. I just have to shop. Besides i have to look good, Jas might get bored of me if i dont. I get out of my mums car that i borrowed this morning to go on yet another shopping trip. I struggle through the front door with the multiude of bags that are currently stretched up my forearm. I dump them in the hall and look up to fine my mom glaring down at me and the bags at my feet.

"Mary-Alice this has got to stop! Money doesnt grow on trees!" She yells loudly making me flinch and my cat, Laya, hiss in protest to the sudden change in noise level.

"Mum it was just a little shopping trip." Is my attempt at defending myself agaisnt her arguement.

"Spending 800 dollars on a dress is not a little shopping trip!" She roars flinging a large handful of crumpled up reciepts in my face. Oh crap! She found them!

"It was savings!" I yell in another attemp to defend myself.

"Your college fund does not count as savings!" She yells at me "I've had it with you Mary-Alice your behaviour is unacceptable! When you learn to spend respondsibly then maybe you can have access to your 'savings' again!"

I feel my face drain of colour as shes goes on to say

"Oh yes Alice, I've cancelled all your credit cards!"

Tears start streaming down my cheeks and my moms voice is softer as she says

"I'm sorry, sweetheart but you left me no choice." She tries to hug me but i push her away and storm out the house.

I jump into moms car and drive off faster than the speed limit allows. Luckily i dont get stopped. I pull up outside Jaspers glorious house and practically throw myself towards the front door. I knock as calmly as i can on the door. It opens and the kind face of Esme, Jasper's adoptive mother, is what greets me.

"Oh Alice dear whats wrong?" she pulls me into her arms and rubs my back while i cry. Jasper suddenly appears at his mothers side and Esme transfers me into his loving arms.

"You alright?" He whispers into my ear.

I shake my head agaisnt his chest and he holds me that little bit tighter.

"We'll go upstairs"

I nod and he guides me up the stairs towards his bedroom.

He sits me down on his bed, I sigh and lie back across it. He lies down next to me. I turn onto my side and gaze down at him watching his chest rise and fall with each breath he takes. He turns onto his side too and leans in towards me. Planting a soft kiss on my lips. His kiss isnt the type of kiss i want right now! I pull back giving us both a moment to breathe before i crush my lips down onto his and manioever my body so that im straddling his waist. I break our kiss so i can pull his shirt off. He doesnt protest until mine shirt is also off and on the floor, in fact he looks insanely happy at the turn of events until i start tugging at his belt. He stops me before i can manage to unbuckle it.

"Alice i'm not going to do this for the first time just because your upset." He states firmly. Feeling humiliated I climb off him and move away from him. I sit up on the side of his bed and pull on my shirt. He moves around the bed to sit beside me. He takes my little hand in his and says

"I love you Alice, I want you to be ready, I want our first time to be perfect, dont you?"

Even though i'm angry and insulted by his act of rejection I nod knowing he's right. I lean into him and lay my head agaisnt his chest.

"I want to soon though." I tell him looking up into his beautiful blue eyes. He responds with

"When your ready." before kissing me again. The bedroom door bangs open and we jump apart.

"Dude! Guess what?" Emmett laughs, Rose is standing just behind her body shaking with laughter also.

"What have you done?" Jas asks his eyes narrowed with suspicion. The second the words leave Jasper's mouth the phone rings.

Rose.

"Babe you ok?" Emmett asks, cuddling me. I turn over and snuggle in to his muscled chest. Oh yeah this is simply heaven.

After the disastrous party last night, well early hours of the morning, Emmett stayed with me. We just slept in each others arms on my king size white bed. Now that he asked me if I was ok...it's ruined the moment.

"Not after that party. Bella made me a laughing stock!" I practically scream into his bare chest. He flinches at the volume of my voice.

"Are you sure it's was Bella? I mean yeah Charlie's her dad but would she really stoop so-" He stops when I explode in anger.

"Of course she would! She has before!" I scream as I jump up and head into my en-suite bathroom. I lock the door and angrily start brushing my teeth, scrubbing hard to relive some of the aggitation that i'm feeling.

"Babe, come out!" Emmett shouts through the door, knocking it with his knuckles. I can't hep but smile. My gorgeous, loving boyfriend Emmett, I can always rely on him. I open the door and he stumbles forward. I laugh as he pulls me in to a hug.

"Emmett go get changed. I need to as well. Then you're going to drive us to yours and were going to think of a way to get Bella," I hiss her name. "Back! Humiliate her like she humiliated me." I smile evilly, as ideas for payback start to fill my head. Ooh the possibilities are endless.

"Ok." He says simply before shrugging his shoulders and getting his clothes. He leaves me to it and he changes in the bathroom.

I go to my huge closet and pick out a pink pleated mini skirt, white stilettos, white vest top and a pink jacket. Basically my idol Rachel McAdams signature outfit in her film Mean Girls. She is so talented and I love her hair when she's a brunette. I met her once when I was thirteen, let's just say I nearly fainted when I met her.

I do my makeup with great care and I look pretty damn good, like always!

"You look amazing as always." Emmett says behind me scaring me when he wraps his arms around my waist. I squeal in suprise.

"Thanks, so do you." I tilt my head back to purr into his ear. I turn in his arms and he kisses me. I dont hestitate and kiss hungrily. We make out for a little while before I break away from him.

"Right come on!" I chirp dragging him behind me down the steep stairs. I don't tumble or fall, something Bella will never achieve without surgery. Her hip aliment is just all wrong either that or shes made enemies with gravity meaning she can't stand up for longer than a few seconds. Stupid pathetic klutzy bitch.

We walk up to the jeep and Emmett opens my door for me. I get in and thank him as I do. Soon we set off and I'm happily plotting in his passenger seat. We get to the end of the road when I shout at him to stop. Outside Bella 'Loser' Swan's house is Emmett's brothers car. Edward Cullen's silver volvo is parked neatly beside her cheap shitty little roadster in her driveway.

"What?" Emmett asks. I smile evilly and turn his head in the direction of her house. His jaw drops in disgust. "Dude that's messed up!"

"Clearly, he spent the night. It's such a shame they aren't going to have a good morning."

I flip out my cell phone and scroll down until the arrow is pointing to Police Station.

"Be a shame if Charlie just happened to catch them" I say as I hit the little green phone.

Bella.

Saturday morning my mom wakes me before they have to leave. I lean over the banister and wave them goodbye from upstairs rather than going downstairs in my t-shirt and pants. The door closes and I immediately dash back into my room. I grab my phone off my dresser quickly send a text to edward telling him to come over as soon as he can. I raid my dresser draws for the scary black lacy thong that Rose and Alice made me buy years ago. I haven't ever worn it before but if im really going to do this then I need to at least try and look sexy. I strip and pull on the thong that i instantly find uncomfortable. I'm about to pull on my bra when the door bell rings, bloody hell that man drives fast!

Panicking I grab my thin cotton dressing gown from where it hangs on the back of my door. I throw it on and tie the belt tight around my waist. I take the stairs as fast as i can without tripping. I can see the outline of his body through the frosted glass part of my front door. I open the door enough for him to slip through before i hasitally shut it. His gorgeous green eyes widen as he looks at me and i feel my face getting red as they roam over my barely covered body.

I know that i'm ready to take this step. Yes we havent been going out long but I know that i want this. I wrap my arms around him hugging him tight. He responds immediately and wraps his arms around me holding me close.

"Edward?" I breathe out his name, trying again to act sexy but not really knowing now to accomplish it.

"Bella?" He whispers back

"Come with me." I pull out of his arms and take his hand. He looks a little confused as i lead him into my bedroom. We dont have to shut ourselves up in here today since my parents away. The timing couldn't be more perfect, their gone all day today and wont be back until tomorrow evening at the lastest. Edward will be long gone before they even turn into our street.

I sit him down on my bed and say

"Close your eyes and dont open them until i tell you too"

Looking even more confused he does what i ask and shuts his eyes. I take one step away from him and tug on my dressing gown belt. I shrug out of it, it falls from my shoulders and pools at my feet. I take a deep breath before saying

"You can open them now"

His eyes practically bulge out of their sockets. To be fair, he's never actually seen me like this before so this must come as quite a shock.

I move over to him, gently push him backwards so he's lying across my bed.

"Bella!" he protests as i position myself so i'm sitting over him. "Oh my god! You dont want to do you!"

Feeling beyond humiliated i go to climb off him. He plants his hands firmly on my waist so i can't get away.

"Believe me Bella, there is nothing i want to do more than this but I need to know your ready before this can happen"

"Trust me i'm ready! Edward, do you honestly believe i would stand in front of you half naked, if i wasnt?" I ask him.

"Have you even thought this through?" He asks i can hear the suprise in his voice. Seriously the way hes acting is just ridiculous! His half naked girlfriend is sitting across his lap and all he wants to do is ask questions.

"Of course i have" I sigh annoyed, if it wasnt for the fact that i can feel his reaction to my being half naked i would think he didn't like what he saw.

"Do you even have protection?"

"I do actually" I lean over him and pull open my draw. I take out a condom that i found hidden in there a few days ago. It must have been in there ages. I can't remember where i got it from though. Must have been free at some school health thing or something. Oh well its not like it matters where i got it from the point is that i have it.

I show him the condom and his instance reaction is to roll me over onto my back. He crushes his lips down onto mine, i wrap my arms around his neck and push myself as close to him as possible. After a while he pulls back from me panting

"One last time, are you sure?"

I nod to him and I take off his shirt.

"One hundred and ten percent sure."

We kiss again but this kiss is deeper and holds more passion than i've ever experienced before. Our bodies become one and even though it hurts and its not as amazing as i'd seen it portrayed on tv, I know I made the right descision. I love Edward and I wouldn't have wanted to lose my virginity to any body else.

Edward.

With both of us breathing heavly, i move away from Bella and lie down beside her.

"Have I told you recently just how much I love you?"

She rolls onto her side to face me wincing slightly at the movement. Her face turns thoughtful as she stares down at me

"Humm, I'm not sure does a few mintues ago count as recently?"

I smile at her and she leans down to kiss me. Just as I start thinking about how perfect this day is becoming I hear a police siren in the distance. It gets closer and Bella jumps up away from me. She looks panicked as she throws my jeans at me.

"Whats wrong?" I ask as I get up and pull them on. A loud bang sounds and Bella's dads voice yells

"Bella?!"

Bella throws on her dressing gown and ties it tight. Loud thundering footsteps sound signally him running up the staircase. As her bedroom door is thrown open I suddenly start worring for the safety of my balls. Her fathers eyes widen in confusion as he scans Bella's bedroom. Our dishelved appearences, scattered clothes and the crumpled bed sheets soon cause the confusion to turn into rage. His face goes very red just before he pulls out his police gun. He points it directly at me

"You slept with my daughter?" His voice is low and menacing making me stop worring about my balls for a second and to instead start worring for my life.

Emmett.

Rose listens to her cell for a bit before clicking a button. I can hear the dial tone then a gruff cough.

"Hello emergency services, how can I help?" The bored Asian man says. I laugh at his tone, but a glare from Rosalie shuts me up.

"Police services please." Rosalie says quickly as if it's life or death. There is a dial tone again and then a woman answers.

"Valley Police Station, how can I help?" Oh god! Don't they say anything else? It's all, hello how can I help, like they actually give a crap! My favourite is, please calm down sir. Well if you're witnessing a fire or a murder your not likely to stay calm are you? No, stupid pricks.

"I would like to report a burglary taking place right now." Her breathing quickens as she acts like she's an innocent passer by. God I love her!

"Please try to remain calm miss. What is the address?" The woman tells Rose to stay calm yet she sounds suddenly hyper and far too happy at the turn of events, her nasal voice is starting to annoy the shit out of me.

Rosalie tells her the address while I look at the house. Eyeing my brother What is Eddie doing with her? Well he was doing her last night, but what's he doing with her? He could have almost anyone yet he choses to shag a total loser. I have never been happier to be with Rose at this point.

"They are taking there time." Rosalie sighs inspecting her nails. She is such a girl...but she is my beautiful, amazing, spectacular, hot girl.

Flashing blue lights zoom past us and skid on to the drive way of the lawn. Charlie storms out and runs inside.

We wait for a bit before we see a shocked Edward running outside struggling to put on his top and shoes. He's hopping around as a livid Charlie runs after him with something in his hand. It's his gun! Haha! I'm kinda hoping at this point that Chief Swan doesnt actually kill my brother. He may be a total idiot but I do care about him. I can't help but laugh though when I notice Rose taking filming the whole scene on her iPhone.

Bella then runs out of the house with her hair looking like a haystack and in only a dressing gown. She screams 'Dad!' before running after Charlie who was still chasing after Edward. A gun shot sounds and we both look up. Edward's face has gone dramatically pale as he clutches his wounded shoulder. He seems fine so I allow myself to keep laughing since it is funny.

Rose and I were practically dying with laughter as Edward, now with a banage wrapped around his arm is cuffed and forced into the back of the Chief's cop car.

"This was better than I thought it was going to be!" Rosalie exclaims as she plays back the video she'd just made on her phone. The whole street has gathered outside by the time a red faced Bella is lead back into her house by her mother.

"Take us to yours then." Rosalie says through her laughter. I have trouble not crashing as I can't gain control over my laughter either. I pull into the driveway, switch off the engine. Alice's mom's car is in the driveway. Meaning she and Jasper are inside. I so can't wait to tell them what happened.

Jasper.

Emmett and Rose stop laughing the second the phone rings. I frown as they turn around and lean over the banister to listen to the conversation. What the hell on earth has Emmett done this time? Alice grabs my hand and pulls me over to them. Its not that easy to hear what Esme is saying to whoever is on the phone. Well it isnt until she starts yelling.

"What do you mean you've been arrested?!"

Emmett looks over at me and I mouth

'What did you do?'

He shakes his head and laughs silently into his hand. More confused than before I look over at Alice, she just shrugs at me and moves futher forward to listen.

"He shot you?!" Esme practically screams.

I'm confused until I remember, Edward is going out with Bella. Bella Swan school nerd and daughter of the Chief of Police. Oh what had the dumbass gone and done? I dont have to wait long for an anwser

"What do you mean 'you may have slept with his daughter'?! You either did or you didn't?"

There's a pause as Edward anwsers.

"I'm coming to get you! We'll talk about this later!" Infuritated Esme slams the phone down. We all duck down as she storms towards the front set of double doors. She slams them too as she leaves. I turn to Emmett and ask

"What are the chances that Edward will make it out of this alive?"

Emmett shrugs

"Slim"

I nod and we both ponder that thought for a second before Emmett looks up a serious expression on his face and asks

"Do you wanna play the Wii?"

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