Second chapter of the epic journey! Prepare for more laughs and more adventure in Vegeta's stolen car! I do not own Naruto, Dragonball Z, or Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

As Naruto and Goku sat in Vegeta's car, they began to ponder about how delicious those square little burgers were going to be. Just thinking about the melt in your mouth patties with the perfect amount of sauce and cheese and goodness made them want to piss their pants.

"Naruto, pull over."

Naruto looked over at Goku, annoyed as hell.

"What the hell for?" he snapped. Goku pointed down to his pants, which had a big wet stain on the front.

"What the fuck!" Naruto screamed and immediately stopped the car. "Did you fucking piss your pants?"

"Yes," Goku answered sheepishly, looking at Naruto like a child.

"Are you fucking retarded?" Naruto screamed, banging his head against the car horn. Goku shrugged as Naruto continued to hit his head on the horn. The loud noise made all the cars in front of them stop.

"What the fuck asshole?" one of the drivers screamed.

"Hey fuck you!" Naruto screamed out the window. "My boy here pissed his pants and we need to take care of it!"

"What!" the driver screamed back. "Is he retarded?"

"I honestly don't know," Naruto shouted out and rolled up the window. He turned to Goku, a grim look on his face.

"We're going to have to turn around," Naruto said sadly. Goku looked down, disappointed in himself.

"I didn't mean it Naruto," he said, a tear dripping from his eye.

"It's ok," Naruto said quietly. "We had our fun. Now let's turn around." Suddenly, Goku turned around, his face glowing.
"I got it!" Goku screamed excitedly. "A Laundromat is right down the street!" Naruto's eyes lit up.

"You are right!" Naruto screamed. He started up the car and sped down the road.

At the Laundromat, Goku stripped down to his boxers and threw the dirty clothes in the washer.

"You aren't going to change your boxers?" Naruto asked with an eyebrow up.

"Nope," Goku said happily as he began to dance. Naruto shook his head as he sat down in a chair, waiting for the clothes to get done. Goku continued to dance in his boxers, smiling like a dumbass. Naruto smiled to himself as he watched his best friend and then suddenly realized something horrible….

"Are those Barney boxers?"

Everyone in the Laundromat turned as Naruto said that out loud. Goku covered himself, completely embarrassed.

"No!" Goku shouted. He did a double take and looked around. Everyone was still staring, a few of them snickering.

"Fuck you guys!" Goku shouted at them, uncovering his hands. "I'm proud of who I am and what I wear. That's right I am wearing Barney brand boxers and if you don't like it kiss my ass!" Naruto shook his head as he covered his face.

"Goku?"

Goku proudly turned around to see his girlfriend, Chi-Chi standing at the door of the Laundromat, holding a bag of clothes. Goku looked at her in horror.

"What the hell are you DOING?" Chi-Chi screamed, hitting Goku with the bag. She turned and looked at Naruto.

"Let me guess, this was your doing!" she shouted, rolling up her sleeves.

"Don't catch an ass whipping Chi-Chi," Naruto said coolly, not even looking in her direction. Before he could even blink, he had been knocked out of the Laundromat, along with Goku. Chi-Chi came out, looking down at the two of them. Goku began to shiver, holding onto his boxers.

"Are you really scared of this flat chested bitch?" Naruto asked, snickering.

"No, I'm just cold because I'm not wearing any clothes," Goku explained, smiling. "By the way, look out."

Naruto turned and got punched in the face, his face caving in where Chi-Chi hit him. Naruto held his face as blood came gushing out all over the sidewalk.

"If you want to live," Chi-Chi said slowly. "You will get in my car before you two make any bigger of fools out of me and yourselves."

Naruto and Goku looked at each other, worried.

"But honey," Goku said sweetly. "We want to go to White Castle first, and then we will go wherever you…"

"NO!" Chi-Chi screamed. "You two stoners aren't going anywhere. You don't think I know you are high. Wrong, I do and I don't agree Goku."

'I didn't ask you," Goku said angrily. "Stop pulling my balls off Chi-Chi."

"Last manly thing you will ever say," Naruto warned his friend. With that, Chi-Chi began violating Goku in ways that would make even a Super Saiyan cry. Naruto watched in horror, feeling the pain himself a few times. After Chi-Chi was done, Goku was more than willing to do anything she said. As they both gathered into Chi-Chi's car, they realized that their dream was going to not happen. They were driven 3 blocks up the street, where Chi-Chi's apartment was and dragged upstairs. Goku and Naruto knew that once they were there, their was no escape. Naruto's mouth went dry as the door of Chi-Chi's apartment was opened and he was thrown in. They sat on the couch together as Chi-Chi went into her room to change.

"Goku, we have five minutes before she gets changed and we are officially fucked," Naruto said quickly. He turned to Goku. "It's time to bring out the forbidden technique."

Goku looked at him, his eyes wide.

"It's that serious?" he asked.

"Are you fucking hungry?" Naruto asked. Goku shook his head continuous times. "Then listen. You need to go in there and have sex with Chi-Chi." Goku jumped up from the seat.

"What!" he half shouted, half whispered. "Are you nuts? I don't even have a glove!"

"It's time to go bare gorilla my friend," Naruto said solemnly. Goku looked at him, his mind doing back flips.

"Fine," Goku said, cracking his knuckles. "I'm bout to make a girl very happy."

"That a boy!" Naruto cheered.

"You want to join?" Goku asked.

"Hell the fuck no!" Naruto said, burying his face in the couch.

Goku stood up and looked back at Naruto and gave him a thumbs up. Naruto flashed it back, a big smile on his face. Goku took a deep breath and knocked on the door and entered, closing the door behind him.

"Gullible bastard," Naruto snickered as he lay down on the couch.

20 minutes later, Goku walked out the room, holding Chi-Chi's car keys and 10 dollars.

He gave Naruto a thumbs up and grinned.

"Let's get going my friend," he said and gathered up his stuff.
"What about the underwear situation?" Naruto asked, pointing down to Goku's boxers.

"Oh right," Goku said as he went to Chi-Chi's closet and pulled out a few articles of clothing.

"You look like a hippy," Naruto said, laughing hard. They quietly left the house, sneaking down the stairs. As they got in Chi-Chi's car, Naruto turned to Goku and grinned.

"So buddy, what happen in there?" he asked. Goku got a uncomfortable look on his face as he turned and looked at Naruto.

"I knocked her out and took her car keys and 10 dollars."

Naruto looked at him, his eyes wide.

"So why did it take you 20 minutes?" he asked.

"I rubbed one out," Goku said cheerfully.

"Why when you could have had sex?" Naruto screamed.

"It seemed a whole lot easier than your plan Naruto," Goku replied. Naruto turned away and started the car. "I hate you Goku."

As Goku and Naruto continued to White Castle, it seemed that the adventure was about to be over.

"We are almost there!" Naruto shouted, dapping up Goku. Goku laughed and did the same.

"Finally, a hamburger!" Goku screamed. "Food!" Naruto turned into the plaza where White Castle was supposed to be, but instead seen a funky hamburger joint. Naruto and Goku looked at each other as they pulled in the driveway.

"Welcome to Funky Ass Burgers, how may I serve you?"

"Funky Ass Burgers?" Naruto asked. Goku shrugged. Naruto pulled down the window.

"Yeah, do you have any White Castle?" he asked.

"Does this look like White Castle dipshit?" the voice said.

"Hey fuck you!" Naruto shouted. "I was just asking a question."

"Naruto?" the voice asked.

"Yeah that's me, who is this?" Naruto questioned.

"Pull up to the first window," the voice said as the intercom cracked dead. Naruto looked at Goku again as he went to the first window.

"Hey Sakura!" Naruto shouted when he seen the person in the window. "I didn't know you worked at a burger joint."

"I do now," Sakura growled, looking at Naruto intensely. "Thanks to you getting me fired."

"Did I say have sex with me in the supply closet?" Naruto asked innocently.

"Yes!" Sakura screamed.

"Well look I'm sorry," Naruto said, a glint in his eye. "But all I want to know is where the local White Castle is."

"Funky Ass Burgers bought this plaza a while ago," Sakura said. "White Castle moved 3 towns over, about 10 miles."

"Dammit!" Naruto said, banging his fist on the dashboard. "We need to get there."

"Then go," Sakura said. "That is what you are good at."

"Whatever bitch," Naruto said as he gave her the finger and drove off. He and Goku laughed hysterically as they drove away.

"So now what?" Goku said after the laughter had stopped.

"We go to White Castle," Naruto said.

Meanwhile, Chi-Chi awoke back in her apartment slowly. As she rubbed her head and sat up on her bed, she felt something cold and wet on her cheek. She reached over and touched her cheek and a string of white stuff came off her face, sticking to her hand.

"GOKU!"