Welcome to a special Thanksgiving Edition of Goku and Naruto go to White Castle! Today, they will be postponing their quest and going on the quest for turkey! After getting high, join our high heroes as they venture for turkey on Turkey Day!

As the table was being set and the food was being prepared, Goku and Naruto sat down in the kitchen, bored out of their mind.

"Dam I'm hungry," Naruto groaned, holding his stomach.

"Me too," Goku whined, playing with a spoon and a knife. As the food was being cooked, Naruto and Goku were told to help, but after an incident, they were told to sit and not touch shit.

"ARE YOU TOUCHING MY GOOD SIVERWARE GOKU!" a voice shrieked from the kitchen. Goku immediately dropped the silverware as he backed away from the table quickly. Naruto laughed as he picked up the utensils.

"You are a little whipped bitch Goku," Naruto sneered as he began to play with the items.

Suddenly, a loud stomping erupted in the kitchen. Naruto and Goku gulped as they heard the stomping getting closer and closer. An angry Chi-Chi stood in their face, smoke erupting from her ears. Naruto dropped the spoon and knife.

"It was all Goku," Naruto said.

Outside, Naruto and Goku sat in the freshly plowed snow.

"Bitch," Naruto moaned, holding his ass. "She didn't have to kick us out."

"It's your fault Gayruto," Goku muttered.

"What the fuck you call me faggot?" Naruto shouted.

"I think you heard me Fagetruto," Goku said, laughing.

"Wait, why are we arguing?" Naruto asked suddenly. "Dude, we can get high now!"

Goku's eyes changed as he looked down and a big smile broke onto his face.

"You are so fucking right!" Goku shouted, getting up. Naruto brushed himself off as he put on a winter hat and they both began venturing down the street.

"So who do you think has some weed?" Naruto asked, rubbing his hands together.

"Let's ask Jiraiya, he always knows," Goku said.

Naruto groaned.

"We really have to ask his perverted self?" he moaned. As he said this, a long string of drool dripped from Goku's mouth. Naruto shook his head and turned away.

"Here is your winter hat," Naruto said, shoving a giant helmet onto Goku's head.

When they got to Jiraiya's house, Jiraiya was in his window, looking through a gigantic scope.

"This should be good," Naruto said, shaking his head. As they walked into his apartment, the smell of ass was strong.

"What the hell is that?" Naruto screamed, holding his nose. Goku laughed as he inhaled deeply.

"That's fresh baked ass boy," Goku said with a southern accent.

Naruto looked at him and made sure his helmet was tighter. Naruto walked over to Jiraiya, shaking his shoulder.

"Pervy Sage it's me," Naruto said, shaking him more.

"SHH!" Jiraiya screamed. "I'm at work."

"Isn't that Granny Tsunade's apartment?" Naruto asked. Jiraiya turned away from the telescope and looked at Naruto harshly. He turned back and kept looking, drool escaping from his mouth. Naruto kicked his former mentor away from the telescope and looked into the telescope. His mouth then dropped open, hitting the floor. As he looked in the telescope, a huge pair of boobs loomed in his eyes. Naruto's nose began to bleed badly as he couldn't stop looking.

"Stop hogging Naruto!" Jiraiya screamed wrestling with Naruto. Goku took this opportunity took take a look in the telescope.

"Oh, it's Tsunade, Hey Tsunade!" Goku screamed. Tsunade, who was putting on a bra, stopped what she was doing to look across the street. Her face got red as she seen the peeping toms. Naruto and Jiraiya stopped wrestling and looked at each other, a worried expression on their face. They both got up and hit Goku in the helmet.

"Are you crazy?" Jiraiya screamed, crying a bit. Naruto grabbed Goku and looked at him angrily, his eyes filled with fear.

"We need to go and now!" Naruto screamed, dragging Goku away. Suddenly there was a small knock on the door. Naruto, Goku, and Jiraiya looked at the door, terrified. Suddenly, the door came off the hinges as Tsunade and Shizune entered the room, pissed to the max. Goku bit his bottom lip as a stain began to appear on his pants. Naruto and Jiraiya looked down at this as they moved away from this dumbass. Tsunade began to silently walk into the room, cracking her knuckles as she did. Naruto, Goku, and Jiraiya backed up for every step she took.

"Now listen Tsunade…" Jiraiya began. With one punch, Jiraiya was out the window. Naruto and Goku looked at the window, eyes widened. They turned back and look at Tsunade, who was exactly 2 feet away from them. Goku smiled like an idiot and pointed at her breasts.

"Nice rack," Goku said stupidly. Naruto slapped his head and began to cry softly.

After a major hospital trip, Naruto and Goku sat in Tsunade's apartment, scrubbing the floors. Tsunade sat in a comfortable looking chair, sipping on something. Shizune was in the kitchen, preparing a meal.

"Now don't get lazy unless you want to visit the hospital again," Tsunade warned, taking another sip.

"Yes ma'am," Goku and Naruto said at the same time, scrubbing harder.

"Dude, what about the weed?" Goku whispered to Naruto. Naruto turned and looked at him and kept scrubbing.

"You know how good it would be to eat all that food while high?" Goku whispered again, a big smile on his face. Naruto stopped scrubbing for a minute and began to think of it. With the munchies, Thanksgiving would be perfect! But how would they leave Tsunade's house?

"Goku," Naruto whispered. "We need to get out of here, and quick. The food will be ready soon and we're stuck here cleaning."

"Yes," Goku agreed, licking his lips. "But how?"

"Leave that to me," Naruto said, a smile forming on his face. He turned around and looked at Tsunade.

"Getting a little old looking aren't you bitch?" Naruto said. Tsunade stopped sipping and her glass dropped from her hand. As she turned around, her eye was twitching hardly. But suddenly, she stopped and picked up her cup again.

"Nice try," she said, sipping again. "But you are not going anywhere.

"Dam!" Naruto shouted, scrubbing again. He began to think, what could he use to make up to Tsunade? It would have to be something that she loved, something she would never deny.

"Booze," Naruto said, rubbing his hands. Goku heard this and grinned.

"But where will we get it?" Naruto wondered out loud.

"I got Jack Daniels!" Goku said cheerily, pulling a bottle of it out of nowhere.

"Goku how did you? Never mind," Naruto said. He grabbed the bottle and smiled at Tsunade. Tsunade scowled back, sipping her cup.

"Would you happen to like some booze?" Naruto said politely, pointing to the bottle. Tsunade's eyes opened up, as she looked back into the kitchen nervously.

"Shizune has taken all the booze in the house," Tsunade said, a smile on her face. "You are a lifesaver. I've been drinking shitty tea all fucking day!" She grabbed the bottle, took of the top and began chugging it from the bottle.

"Lady Tsunade!" A voice screamed. Shizune looked from the kitchen, scowling at Tsunade. Tsunade looked at her for a second and kept chugging. Shizune ran from the kitchen and began to wrestle Tsunade for the bottle.

"Dammit Shizune!" Tsunade said, trying to kick her away. Naruto and Goku smiled as they steaththly (I made that up lol) ran out the door, running for the stairs.

"THEY ARE GETTING AWAY SHIZUNE!" Tsunade screamed in the apartment. Naruto and Goku kept running, even as they got out the door and outside.

"We made it," Naruto said, smiling. He then looked at Goku, confused. "Couldn't you have just teleported?"

"Yup!" Goku said, smiling.

"Why didn't you stupid?" Naruto shouted.

"You didn't ask," Goku said, walking down the block. Naruto shook his head and followed. As they walked, a red truck came flying around the corner. Sasuke, Itachi, Kakashi, and Madara jumped out the truck, surrounding Goku and Naruto.

"Hey, it's the Pussy Fox Man and Retarded Helmet Boy!" Sasuke shouted, getting high fives from the group. Kakashi shoved Naruto to the ground, all of them laughing.

"No one messes with the Sharingan Boys," Madara hissed as they jumped into their truck and drove away. Naruto got up and brushed himself off. The window rolled down on the red truck and Naruto got hit with a turkey.

"Happy Thanksgiving douche!" Itachi shouted as they drove away. Naruto shoved turkey away and shook his head.

"They do the same thing every time," he said, rubbing his head.

"Weed," Goku said out of nowhere. Naruto nodded as they continued up the street. They walked until they reached an apartment that was smoky looking. Naruto and Goku grinned at each other as they ran up the stairs. They knocked on the door, and a mysterious figure stood at the door.

"What's good bro?" the figure said.

"Neji!" Naruto shouted, smiling.

Neji, who was always high, gave a dopey smile as he invited them in.

"Weed my dude? No problem," Neji said airily. He went to his dresser, pulled out a clear bag and handed it to Naruto.

"Yes!" Naruto and Goku shouted, giving each other a high five. Suddenly, the door came crashing open.

"This is a raid!" a man screamed.

"What the hell!" Naruto screamed, throwing his hands in the air. The police entered, throwing everyone to the floor.

As Naruto and Goku sat in a holding cell, they both sighed.

"We were so close," Naruto said sadly. Goku just nodded. As they looked on a policeman's desk, they saw their weed on the table. Naruto looked at Goku and Goku looked back. They both smiled as Goku grabbed Naruto and teleported to the weed. As they grabbed it, a policeman gave notice.

"Freeze!" a policeman shouted. Naruto looked at Goku, who nodded and teleported again.

"Why are we two feet away?" Naruto screamed.

"Sorry," Goku said. "I'm hungry, so I can't teleport right."

"Bitch!" Naruto screamed as he grabbed Goku's hand and started running. The police were hot on their trail, running with them practically.

Naruto then stopped, out of breath.

Wait, can't you fly?" he screamed, looking at Goku.

"Hmm," Goku said. "Yeah, I can."

Naruto slapped Goku and jumped on his back.

"Sorry Naruto, but I don't go that way," Goku said uncomfortably, looking at Naruto on his back.

"FLY! Naruto screamed, kicking Goku.

"Ok!" Goku said cheerily as he flew away from the scene.

15 minutes later, Naruto and Goku had finally made it back, and in the knick of time. Chi-Chi and the others were just bringing the food to the table, steaming hot. Naruto and Goku grinned as they ran into another room and began smoking.

When they finished, they walked out, hungry as fuck. As they sat at the table, they both began to feel thankful for everything. Or maybe they were just starving.

"DO I SMELL WEED?" Chi-Chi suddenly shouted. Goku and Naruto looked at each other.

"Uh- Oh"

And that was my Thanksgiving Special. I hope you liked it. Naruto and Goku will be continuing their quest for the White Castle on my next chapter. Look forward to it!