TheAwesomestest: that is what I told (type) to him... no harm done...

perfectGentleman: ...

TheAwesomestest: what? Curiosity is not a sin, you can't just sue (kill/curse/torture) me cuz i gave him some awesome knowledge

perfectGentleman: ...

TheAwesomestest: how's the little guy anyway? Seen him around?

perfectGentleman: ...

TheAwesomestest: bushy brows?

perfectGentleman:...OHMYGOD! You just corrupted his mind!

TheAwesomestest: ?wha-?

perfectGentleman: i always knew you're a sadist but... but... he's just a kid! Are you really that heartless?

TheAwesomestest: HEY! I'm not a sadist! What's wrong with the kid anyway?

*perfectGentleman is now offline*

theAwesomestest: what's wrong with everybody today?

*stoicSwedishhusband is now online*

*moiMoi_santa is now online*

*KINGofSCANDIVANIA is now online*

*LicoriceLiqourice is now online*

*crushingOgre is now online*

LicoriceLiqourice: (yawn) i still don't get it why we should discuss about it at this time at night...

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: because... everybody is asleep right now...

stoicSwedishhusband: we could just meet at my house...

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: we can't risk bringing attention

moiMoi_santa: but you just said everybody is asleep

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: it'll be even more suspicious to drive out at night

crushingOgre: then we'll meet at day

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: anybody can come at day, we'll get busted!

moiMoi_santa: i don't think its much of a big deal ^^

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: YES IT IS! ITS A VERY, VERY BIG DEAL!

licoriceLiqourice: Finland! We had talked about this before!

moiMoi_santa: sorry! Sorry!

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: DON'T YOU ACT LIKE ITS NOTHING! THEN I'LL MAKE SURE YOU'LL BE NOTHING!

crushingOgre: Denmark! Calm down!

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: HOW CAN I CALM DOWN? YOU THINK ITS NOTHING TOO NOR?

stoicSwedishHusband: take your medicine Denmark...

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: IS EVERYTHING NOTHING? WHAT IS SOMETHING THEN? ANYTHING?

moiMoi_santa: relax, please... forget what i said

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: FORGET? FORGET? I DON'T WANT TO FORGET IT! DON'T YOU DARE MAKE ME! I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF JUST LIKE YOUR GIFT WRAPER!

moiMoi_santa: Eeeeeeppp!

licoriceLiqourice: this is getting out of hand.. he'll break the computer!

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: WHY CAN'T I HEAR ANYTHING? I'M SHOUTING BUT I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING! SHUT UP!

crushingOgre: you're worried about the computer?

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: STOP IT! ITS TOO LOUD! WHY AM I DEAF? MY THROAT HURTS BUT I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING!

licoriceLiqourice: i always borrow it when doing assignments... save my bill..

moiMoi_santa: Den-san, if you be good, you'll get present early this year...

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: I'M NOT... TELL ME I'M NOT! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

crushingOgre: got a point there... maybe i should too...

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: I'M NOT LOOKING FOR IT! NO! I'M NOT! OR I AM NOT NOT LOOKING FOR IT? WHAT AT I'M LOOKING AT?

licoriceLiqourice: that won't be good... we have to share..

moiMoi_santa: you guys... am i the only that cares about what's happening here? (sigh)

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: I'M NOT LOOKING AT ANYTHING! ITS NOTHING! NOTHING THAT IT HAD EVER BEEN SOMETHING! GO AWAY!

stoicSwedishhusband: how could he still type it if he's like that?

srushingOgre: well... for the time being... we should stop him from breaking it

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: ITS THERE! ITS MOVING TOO FAST! SLOW IT DOWN! NO, DON'T MAKE IT STOP! SHUT UP!

moiMoi_santa: should we give him a call?

licoriceLiqourice: didn't he just said he was deaf?

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: I WAN'T IT! GIVE IT TO ME! STAY AWAY! EVERYTHING IS SPINNING!
BUT I'M NOT MOVING! STOP!

crushingOgre: you actually paid attention?

licoriceLiqourice: (shrugged) still.. he won't answer even if we called

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: SCREAM! SHOUT IT OUT! DO IT! JUST DO IT! SCREAM IT OUT LOUD ALREADY! I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANYTHING! I DON'T WANNA BE DEAF!

moiMoi_santa: ;n; he's scarring me...

stoicSweddishhusband: still wondering how he still can type...

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: NOTHING IS ANWERING ME! I HADN'T ASKED ANYTHING! GIVE ME ANSWERS! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUTUP!

crushingOgre: just get this over with Sweden... its getting late

stoicSwedishhusband: sure... you guys wait a bit...

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: I'M CHOKING! I DON'T WANT TO BREATH YET! PULL IT OUT! WAIT! I NEED IT! STAY AWAY! I DON'T WANNA SEE THIS! BUT ITS NOTHING! WHY IS NOTHING HURTING ME?

stoicSwedishhusband: nothing is not something but it can be anything

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: BUT... ITS STILL THERE! WHAT IS IT? ITS SCARRING ME! BUT I WANT IT!

stoicSwedishhusband: you said it yourself... its nothing

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: WHY CAN I SEE IT IF ITS NOTHING? STOP IT! MY EAR HURTS! SHUT UP!

stoicSwedishhusband: then.. i want you to do something...

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: NO! I DON'T WANNA DO ANYTHING!

stoicSwedishhusband: anything can be nothing... i want you to something

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: WHAT IS SOMETHING? ITS EVERYTHING!

stoicSwedishhusband: nothing can be anything which is a part of everything.. something is just something

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: WHAT?

stoidSwedishhusband: first of.. turn off the caps...

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: ...

stoicSwedishhusband: have you turn it off Denmark?

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: ...yes ...

stoicSwedishhusband: good... now see that thing on the monitor? Take it and tell me the colour..

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: red...

stoicSwedishhusband: (what's that?) try again...

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: ... white...

stoicSwedishhusband: now.. take off the wrapper... eat it and tell me what it taste like...

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: ...

stoicSwedishhusband: Denmark?

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: IT TASTE LIKE MY AXE? How did that get there D: ?

stoicSwedishhusband: okay guys... he's back to normal

licoriceLiqourice: I can't see any logic or sanity whatsoever in your method Sweden... but it worked

crushingOgre: how does he even know how his axe taste like?

moiMoi_santa: hi Den-san, what've you been doing yesterday?

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: yesterday was awesome! I went swimming with the mermaids XD

moiMoi_santa: ^^ really? How's Marrie?

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: ITS JOLLY!

moiMoi_santa: Eeeeeeeppp! JOLLY! Jolly! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! (begging for mercy)

crushingOgre: and i thought I was obsessed with mythical beings.. (sigh)

licoriceLicorice: i like Jolly... she made good candy...

stoicSwedishhusband: (sigh) soooo... where are we gonna have tea tomorrow?

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: ... (what are we talking about again?)owh yeah! Almost forgot about that! Come at my house after the meeting, it'll be a suprise! CX

licoriceLiqourice: i hope its not on the roof again... (glares)

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: nope! But PROMISE! Don't. Tell. ANYBODY!

crushingOgre: yeah, yeah... just... go to bed already

KINGofSCANDIVANIA: roger that!

*KINGofSCANDIVANIA is now offline*

moiMoi_santa: ... I'm worried if he lose it in public...

licoriceLiqourice: he won't... just as long as nobody gave him a Danish roll

crushingOgre: i don't mind actually... i always hoped that he'll snap when he went drinking with that stupid friend trio... if we're lucky, he'll kill all three of them

stoicSwedishhusband: that's enough everyone... lets just consider ourselves lucky that we have to go through this once every month...

*moiMoi_santa is now offline*

*licoriceLiqourice is now offline*

*crushingOgre is now offline*

*stoicSwedishhusband is now offline*

TheAwesomestest: ...mein gott...

TheAwesomestest: at least i won't have to tell west about this...

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Germany: why not? I made too much and we won't be able to finish it ourselves...

Prussia: Yes i can! Give it all to me!

Germany: no... you can't... you'll waste it for... stuffing Austria's piano or something..

Prussia: then... Give it to... Italy, or Japan, or France, or Romano, or... or...

Germany: (Romano?) he's our neighbour and we(you) still owe him for dragging you home the other day and the other day before and don't forget when he had to chop off-

Prussia: nein west! Nein! Bitte! He has an axe and you'll die!

Germany: what does that have anything to do with me giving Denmark a few Danish roles?