AN: The last Chappie I wrote was great in my eyes. :) I liked it much, but the secret lover of Tweek was up in the air for much hours until I gave my friend Khannah a ring and she said I should go with _ so I did. I hope no one was expecting this paring! Anyways, this will be a wee short. But who cares right? This chappie is dedicated to Khannah. Ich leiben sie Khannah!

Farewells

"Oh. My. God." Rang throughout the hospital room, and everyone's jaw dropped.

There they were making out passionately on the hospital bed; groping each other mercilessly. Tweek on the bottom hands entangled in the others messy blonde hair. On top, none other than the infamous man whore Kenny McCormick.

"Tweek!" Craig's voice cracked as his eyes grew glassy. He fought back the tears, and ran out of the room.

Tweek stoped kissing Kenny and looked over at us, mouth agape he started muttering something inaudible and pushed the older blonde off of him. Token shook his head in disappointment and walked out of the doorway to follow Craig. Jimmy just left in silence. Leaving me alone in the doorway.

I couldn't believe my eyes. Had my Tweekers really just done that? My eyes started to tear up as well, I had just lost my cru- I mean best friend to this man whore. "W-Why?" was all I could muster out.

Tweek tried to get out of his bed. To no avail, he sat back down, "C-Clyde, im s-sorry. I just-"

"Don't look at him like that Clyde. It's my fault." Kenny smirked, "I'm just too hot to resist."

That sentence set off the second fight of the day. I threw myself at Kenny, making him hit the cold tile floor. I sat on his lap and started punching him repeatedly right in the face, earning a bloody nose and lip, hopefully a black eye as well. He tried his best to get me off of him, but I was too strong for this popsicle stick. After all, I am a lineman on the varsity football team. I heard Tweek shrieking in the background and paused momentarily to look up at him, which was a grave mistake. Kenny flipped me onto the floor and started attempting to punch me but, I was too quick for him. I kicked him off of me and stood up to give him a last swift kick to the gut just as I had Cartman not even an hour earlier.

Smirking, I started to walk towards the door, not giving a shit about the boy who had just broken my heart at the moment. It wasn't until I felt a hand on my shoulder in the hallway did I come back into reality. Looking back to see who dared to touch me I came face to face with coffee eyes, "Why did you –GAH- do that Clyde?" he asked, sorrow spilling from his mouth with each syllable he spoke.

I frowned and turned to face his slim frame, "Because I don't want you with that selfish bastard, you too good for him." his eyes started to water, he moved to speak but I stopped him by pressing our lips together. He was still, frozen in place. After a good minute or two our lips parted, "I love you Tweek."

His eyes grew wide, "Wh-hat? Why –nygh- di-idn't you tell me sooner?"

"I was too scared to; I didn't know what you would say. I'm a pussy, I know. I just wish I wou-" that's when the impossible happened, Tweek smashed our lips together and wrapped his frail arms around my shoulder to get a better grasp of my lips. I kissed back immediately, not wanting to let this opportunity to pass me by. A soft pink tongue darted across my lips, I eagerly opened my mouth to let it dip inside. Our tongues danced together for what felt like an eternity but, eternity wasn't long enough for me. Our lips parted for breath, our foreheads leaned together as we panted harshly.

"I love you too Clyde. I've been in love with you-GAH- sin-ce fifth g-grade." Now it was my turn to be surprised, he loved me too? This was amazing! I can't believe it! This is so!-

"Mr. Tweak? It's time for you to move to the psych unit." A nurse said in a kind voice from behind me, "Have you said your goodbyes?"

Tweek started to shake with fear, "D-do I –JESUS CHRIST- hav-ve to go now?"

The nurse nodded, "but don't worry Mr. Tweak, you can have visitors. We have visiting hours from 2-4 everyday." That seemed to calm Tweek down a little bit, he gave me a tight hug, and a quick peck. Then moved to follow the nurse.

I looked back at the duo walk away from me, Tweek turning every few seconds to look back at me, I waved with a reassuring smile plastered to my face, even though on the inside I wanted to cry. I knew I would get to see him every time they would allow me to, but that wouldn't make me miss him any less. I called out to Tweek just as they were about to turn the corner and ran up to my love, "I'll visit you every day I can ok?"

He relaxed a little and tried his best to smile, "you p-promise?" I nodded and sealed the deal off with a kiss. I would miss him every second he was away but, i was going stay strong for him, and try my best not to cry.

We stared into each others for a short while, we only broke eye contact when the young nurse nudged Tweek to follow her. He complied and started off down the hallway once again, the nurse looked back at me and gave another reassuring smile.

I watched them walk off until they were out of sight, something inside felt at peace now. I knew at that moment that everything would be alright.

Clyde: THANK YOU SAVVY!~

Me: Your welcomes:3

Tweek: W-Why –GAH- did y-you make me kiss KENNY?

Kenny: yah, and I didn't need my ass to get kicked. Seriously Savvy.

Me: Ahh, I love plot twists.

Craig: why did you make me cry at the beginning?

Me: all in good time my friends.

Sonic: Why am I here?

Me: Wtf? Sonic?

Butters: Review plz! Reviews will make a Bunny scene in the next chapter!