Me: Hey Cammie I heard that the girls are going to your place today.

Cammie: Oh, yeah we're going to watch a movie.

Me: Cool! But how did you get the day off of work?

Cammie: Macey...

Me: Riiight.

I DO NOT OWN!

I was almost done getting ready when I heard a knock on the door, "COMING!" "Too late already in!" I heard Macey reply. I walked out to see the three of them watching the latest episode of Project Runway. I was just about to join them when Macey got up and pulled me to my room.

"Ow."

"Oh toughen up Cam. I've had sex rougher than this."

"I'm sure you have."

She looked back and wriggled her eyebrows suggestively.

She made a gesture to sit and I did. She then went to my drawers and started looking through them.

"Ummm...can I help you with something?"

"Hold on...Ooh here we go. What about this?" She held up a pair of my black lingerie.

"Ehhh...I don't know. Black makes you look too emo...but maybe Jake likes it." Jake was the director. Macey rolled her eyes and sighed.

"Ohhh my gosh. Not for me you idiot, for you. Do you even know what you're going to wear on Saturday?"

"Not particularly. I was thinking the blue lingerie that Grant likes."

Macey raised her eyebrows, went back into my drawer, and brought out the pair. "These?"

"Yeah."

She nodded her head, "Grant has good taste."

I rolled my eyes while she turned around and put the pair back. She then left the room and made a gesture for me to follow. I did.

We walked into the living room to see Bex and Liz watching a movie.

"Hey, what movie are you watching?" I asked.

"Dear John. It just started, come watch it with us." Liz replied. Macey shrugged and we joined them on the couch.

We were in the middle of the movie when Macey sighed, "Oohhh my gosh. You've got to be kidding me, like what the hell? Who does that? I mean I would run after that mother-..."

"MACEY! Don't say that!" Liz exclaimed.

Macey rolled her eyes, "Fine. I would run after that guy and force him to come back. Then, we would share a passionate night and he wouldn't want to leave my side after that."

We all turned to Macey. She looked at us, "What? I would."

It's official...Macey has just gone crazy. She needs help. I should enroll her in the convent...no. We all know how that would turn out. She would end up teaching those eighty year old nuns the "bend and snap." Yeah...not so good.

"Macey, you are insane!" Bex said.

Macey just smirked, "You know you love me."

"Oh so what are you gossip girl now? Well, it fits. You know, rich, popular, slutty." Bex said.

"I resent that!...actually no I don't...but doesn't my sluttiness give me character?"

"Suuurrre."

We went back to the movie. By the time the movie ended Macey had gone into a series of mood swings: from crying, to cussing, and then back to crying. Pmsing much? When it ended she started the rant again.

"What the hell? Why would she marry that old guy? Uuuugh stupid idiot!"

"MACEY! IT'S JUST A MOVIE!" Bex shouted. Whoa. Macey glared at her.

"Whatever."

"I'm hungry." Liz announced.

"OOMG me too. I'm totally craving Chinese food! I don't know why either."

"Period?"

"Yeah probably."

I went to get the phone book and looked up Panda Express.

"I want some... Beijing beef, orange chicken, chow mein, fried rice...ooh! steamed rice! With some spring rolls pleeeeease." Macey ordered.

"Ummm...what happened to Miss. Only-eat-800-calories-a-day?" I asked.

"Well I can splurge a little can't I?"

"Sure. Why not." I ordered her food, as well as Bex's and Liz's orders.

In 20 minutes the food came. Macey practically attacked the delivery guy. She threw money at him and closed the door after taking the food. She then immediately tore open the bag and started eating. The rest of us were staring at her shocked. She looked up at us.

"What? Eat bitches!"

We went to go get our food and we ate it like normal people. Macey was done in an instant. She sat back and rubbed her stomach.

"Uggh...I'm stuffed. Why did you let me eat that much?"

We laughed and Macey went back to the TV. She turned it on and looked through my TiVo. She picked the Britney Spears Glee episode.

"IT'S BRITNEY BITCH!" She exclaimed. We went and watched it with her. We all sang along with the songs. It didn't sound as good but it was decent. When it ended we were laughing. Macey sighed afterwards and got up.

"I'm tired, hey Cam, I'm gonna go sleep in your bed."

"What else is new?"

She laughed, "So true." She left to go to my room. I turned to Bex and Liz.

"Soooo...how's Alex? And how's Jonas?"

Bex smiled, "Alex is good, he said you're nice. He's really good in bed. I love him. So so much...especially after this one night when we were..."

"Oh god, not another Macey, please."

Bex laughed. Liz started talking, "Jonas is fine. We'e been getting really close lately since we've been working on the same mini bomb. It's really explosive though...still a prototype."

I nodded. Bex decided to be the Macey in this situation...oh how I wish she wasn't, "Sooo...how far have you two gotten?"

Liz blushed, "I think that's between Jonas and I."

All of a sudden Macey's voice said, "Oh Liz give it up. We all know that you and Jonas have gotten a little messy."

I turned around, "I thought you were sleeping."

She shrugged, "Tried it...it didn't really work out. I mean who sleeps in the day?"

"Hamsters, guinea pigs, other nocturnal animals." Liz replied.

"Well then lets leave that to them. Anyway Liz, you were admitting to your fake innocence."

Liz glared at Macey then blushed, "Okay okay. So...Jonas and I have gotten really really far."

"How far?" Bex asked.

"All the way. We love each other. And he was really sweet when it was our first time...he took care of me."

"Awwwwww" We all said.

"Well that's great! We're all in love!" Bex exclaimed. We all sighed. Even Macey.

"Macey, you love Jake?" I asked. She looked at me.

"Of course I do! Why would I let him have me in the middle of the day?"

"Umm...because you'll take some whenever you get some."

"Well...this time is different."

"Good." I smiled. Bex looked at her watch.

"Crap. I've got to go. Alex and I have a date at 6. It's 5:45."

"Bye Bex!" We hugged and she left. Macey sighed.

"I'm going over to Jake's. Later!" She winked at us. I rolled my eyes.

Liz was just about to say something when her phone rang.

"Hello?"

I heard the murmur of Jonas's voice at the other end.

"WHAT? I'll be right over." Liz snapped her phone shut and sighed.

"I'm sorry Cam, I've gotta run. Jonas brought the bomb to his house for some reason and it had a minor explosion. I've got to go help him dispose of it."

Now I may not know as much about this stuff as Macey, but she did tell me a lot.

"Ha...that's sooo a booty call."

"What?"

"C'mon Liz, you seriously think Jonas would be stupid enough to bring the bomb to his house, let it go off when he heard the timer start beeping, and then call you to help him dispose of it? Face it Liz. The guy wants you."

Liz started blushing like crazy.

"Follow me." She followed me to my room. I handed her my red lingerie. She blushed the same shade of red as the lingerie. She still took it.

"What if it really wasn't a booty call?"

"Then seduce him. Either way Liz, you're getting some tonight. But don't get too carried away, you still have work tomorrow."

She nodded then left.

I sighed. Alone at last. I went into my room to finish some of my work, I know, boring. But I took a day off today. And with all of the disturbances at work, I haven't had time to get any actual work done. I finished up then went to bed. I dreamt about Grant that night.

A/N Yay! I wanted to write a chap like this sooo bad, just the four of them screwing around. Anyways...review! Pleeeeease!

Q: How's it going?

A: Goode, goode.

End Quote

Juliet: The girls all want to borrow your clothes, and the boys all want to take them off.
Blair: Thank you for the warning on both counts.

-Gossip Girl