Me: Hey Grant, you nervous?

Grant: Yes!

Me: Whoa chill, Cammie loves you remember? She could've gone with Zach all those times he made out with her and seduced her. She could've slept with him 'cause she sure as hell wasn't getting any from you, but she chose you.

Grant: Gee thanks, that makes me feel so much better knowing that my girlfriend could've slept with my former friend. Very reassuring.

Me: Well I try.

I DO NOT OWN!

I was sleeping peacefully until I felt something hit my head, and a British voice saying,

"Cammie! Get your slutty little arse up!"

"Ow! Bex, chill! And I'm not slutty, well not as slutty as Macey."

"True, but still."

"Whatever. Did you have a nice sleep?"

"As a matter of fact I did!"

"Good, I did too but then I got very rudely awoken by my supposedly best friend. Now I'm questioning our friendship for real friends would've let other friends sleep."

"Yeah well I did, for about 5 minutes...but then I got bored."

I got up and went to the kitchen to make a pot of coffee. Bex followed. She got out the Lucky Charms.

"Hey, pour me a bowl please."

I turned around and Bex had already poured out the whole box and was eating it. She looked up at me.

"Oops." She said with her mouth full.

"Lovely, do you eat like that with Alex?"

"No! I let him have a couple of bites!"

"No I meant...never mind." I went to the pantry and pulled out Captin Crunch.

"Awwwww! If I'd have known that there was Captin Crunch, I would've let you have the Lucky Charms."

"Awwww too bad." I was kinda pissed off that she ate all of me Lucky Charms (A/n Hahahaa did you catch it?). I LOVE Lucky Charms, I even bought the kind with the extra marshmallows, but nooo one night that Bex sleeps over and they're gone.

I poured us some coffee and ate breakfast with her. All of a sudden my door was being opened and Macey walked through.

"Ummm, good morning?"

She turned to me, "Oh! Good you're up. Let's go."

She came up and grabbed me. I asked her, "First, where the hell are we going? And second, what are you doing out of bed early?"

She turned and smirked at me, "Jake and I got to bed early last night and we were soooo tired. And we're going to your room."

"EWWWWWW! Did not need to know!"

"Oh, and I wanted to show you guys something." She turned around and showed us her hand. It had an engagement ring on the ring finger.

"AHHHHH! OMG!" We all jumped around in circles and screamed. All of a sudden the door opened again and revealed a disheveled Liz. We all stopped and turned to her, smirking knowingly. She started blushing and fixing her hair. Then Macey showed her her hand and we started screaming and jumping in circles again.

When we finally stopped Bex, Liz, and I started asking Macey questions, "When is it?" "What dress are you going to wear?" "How did he propose?"

"Well, we haven't set a date. I'm not sure what dress I'll wear. And he asked after I told him the news. He said he was going to propose on Sunday anyway so he had the ring. But enough about me, it's Cammie's day today." She turned to me and gave me a sly smile.

My eyes widened in realization and I ran for my room. Macey followed me and opened the door before I could close it, "Oh c'mon Cammie! Don't be like this! Are we going to do this the easy way? Or the hard way?"

I stopped struggling...then I thought about what she'd do to me and I closed the door and locked it. I sat on my bed. Then I heard Macey's voice say,

"Dammit! Bex! Get over here."

I then ran over to my door and opened it just as Bex was going to smash into it. She stopped midway, "Dammit!"

Macey smirked and grabbed my arm, "We are going to give you the talk."

"No! I'm good, I've done this before remember?"

Macey sighed, "Young, naive Cameron. How well did that turn out? You didn't love him. Now you love Grant. And you're going to be his first time. Don't you want to make it memorable?"

I thought about it, "Well, yeah, but I don't want my ears to fall off."

Macey rolled her eyes, "Ugh Cammie. You exaggerate way too much."

I heard the door open. When I turned around I saw the last person I expected to see, "Zach?"

He looked terrible. He had a sling around his arm and I could see a cast around his chest from under his shirt.

"Hey Cammie."

"What the hell are you doing here? Bex, attack!" Macey said, Bex started getting up. I held her back.

"No, guys, it's okay. Zach, what are you doing here?"

"I wanted to talk to you. In private."

I looked at Macey. She shook her head, "Ok, we can talk in my room."

"Cammie, are you sure about this?" Liz asked. I nodded yes, but I'm sure my eyes said the opposite.

We walked to my room and Zach closed the door. "Look, Cammie. I'm soo sorry about everything. About all the crap I put you and Grant through. I shouldn't have acted the way I did."

"And it took a broken rib and a sprained arm for you to realize that?" I was pretty mad. What is up with this guy? I mean first he's all sweet, then he's angry and aggressive, then sweet again.

"Cammie. I love you. I couldn't let you go. I know I broke up with you, but that was because I had to. I could see that you didn't love me. I could see that you loved him."

"Zach! I did love you! And if you hadn't done all of those things I probably still would...but I'm with Grant, and...after tonight there's no going back."

He sighed, "I know. That's why I'm here. But you're wrong. I'll still be here for you if you change your mind. You're still my number 1 Cammie. And if you ever need me, then I'm here."

"Thanks Zach." He nodded. I went over and kissed him softly, "Goodbye."

He sighed again, "Bye Cammie, I love you."

He walked out of my room and I followed him. All the girls were glaring at him. When he left they turned to me, "We needed to say goodbye."

They nodded in understanding.

"Hmph... he was hoping for some, I just know it... man , so anyway Cams...ready?"

"No! I'm not going to listen to you no matter what you do."

"But I'm the master."

"Yeah...that's not a good thing."

"Whatever...anyway, so, tonight. Grant will probably kiss you. And by the way he kisses you, you'll know whether it's the signal or not. Whether he's ready or not. And if anything happens take care of it first, then get him back in the mood. I'm sure you know how to do that...but all in all you are getting some tonight! Go Cammie! Get some!"

"Uhhhhh...ok?"

Macey laughed, "You lucky bitch. You and Grant. He's pretty hot. Not as hot as Jake, but still pretty hot."

"Yeeeaaahhh."

I looked over at Liz. She had a blank look on her face. And Bex was busy painting her nails. I tried getting their attention for them to help me out, but neither of them caught my messages.

Then Macey turned to Bex, "And you, you little virgin, you're next."

"Uhhhh...no I'm not. Not unless I get married."

"Ugghhh...you're soo difficult. Always the British ones. I mean I dated a British guy once and he wanted to wait until the second date to sleep together. I mean wtf?"

We all looked at Macey. I said, "Well, Mace, some people have morals."

"What are those?"

"Uhh, they are sort of beliefs."

"Like religion?"

"N-no...I give up."

Macey shrugged. "Anyways. Rebecca..."

Bex's head shot up and glared at Macey, she then proceeded to flip her off, "Love you too Bex." Macey responded.

I was glad that the focus was off of me, I mean I really didn't want to hear what Macey was going to tell me. I'm sure they weren't the most appropriate things. Psh who am I kidding, everything that comes out of her mouth is inappropriate I mean seriously.

"...so you want to wait for marriage?"

"Yes."

"And why is that? What horrible thing possessed your mind?"

"Ummmm...like Cammie said, morals."

"Hmmm...why do you have these, as you call them, morals?"

"Because I just do." Bex was getting a little pissed off...aaaand a little creeped out. I know. I've been there. Hell, I was there 2 seconds ago.

"That is not a reason Rebecca..." Another f u from Bex.

"...that is an excuse...just tell me why you want to wait and if it's a good enough reason I'll leave you alone."

Bex sighed, "Fine, but if you ever talk about how mushy I sound right now, well, you won't be able to talk after that. Anyway. I want to wait for marriage because I want to wait for that right guy to come along. I want him to understand me and understand that I want to wait and be fine with it. And marriage is like the legitimate way to know that they truly love you and aren't going to leave you. And that he'll be caring and stay with you forever after your first time and not just ditch you when it's over. I want commitment. And right now, Alex is giving me that, he understands me and he's fine with it. He loves me and I love him."

"Then why not sleep together?" Macey exclaimed.

Bex face palmed, "Did I not just explain why? Commitment Macey. I want commitment!"

Macey grunted, "Psh...whatever, what time is it Cammie?"

I looked at the clock, "3:30"

Macey got up and went over to the movie case, "What movie do you guys wanna watch?"

I was actually kind of shocked, no primping for the big night? No hair pulling or cake-facing or tight clothes? What planet am I on? "Uhhh Mace...are you going to...you know...eternally torture me until I look like a Barbie doll?"

Macey rolled her eyes, "It's not that bad, and besides, why bother if it's gonna get messed up anyways."

I blushed. "Ooh! Let's watch 13 going on 30...I love that movie!" Liz exclaimed. We sat down and watched the movie, although I wasn't really paying attention. I was too nervous about tonight.

A/n Part 1 of THE CHAPTER...how do you guys like it so far? Review! Oh and for all those funny people out there who like pop culture and crude humor...well semi-crude...watch Mad on cartoon network. It's on Mondays at either 8 or 8:30...double check on that but ya...it's pretty hilarious.

End quote!

Juliet: Okay, it says here that you both slept with Serena and Vanessa, and that Vanessa also slept with Chuck, who slept with Blair.
Nate: All that's on Gossip Girl?
Juliet: Yeah. She made a flow chart actually, which I have to say is very helpful.

-Gossip Girl