Thanks to Kyleisgod for their reviews, they are really handy. I know I am rushing things so I am trying to stop, but I seriously can't think of anything to write, so that's why the chapters are very short. Hope you guys like this chapter! :D
My Mum was gob smacked. She was all for gay rights, but seeing her own son and two of his best friends at it… Oh god. I'm dead.
"KYLE BROFLOVSKI! What on Earth are you boys doing?" She shouted at us. We quickly pull ourselves out from one another . She knew perfectly well what we were doing, so why the fuck did she ask? I guess she is just utterly shocked. She had only come up to my room to see what all the yelling and moaning was all about, she really didn't expect to see that. For about a minute we just stare at one another. Stan looked like he was about to cry. All of a sudden I feel something wet on my stomach. I looked down to see what it was. Why the fuck was Kenny licking all the cum off my stomach? Seriously dude? My Mum was standing right there! I swat him away harshly and hiss at him. He backs off and hides under the dirty sheets with Stan, whilst I was still sitting up on my bed, exposed to my Mum. I got off my bed and walk over to her.
"Mum, I can explain!"
"Oh my gosh, Kyle! There is nothing to explain!" She ran off down stairs. I can hear her screaming and crying downstairs. I'm still standing close to my door when Ike pokes his head through the door. *Click* FUCK! Ike just took a photo of us naked!
"Haha, fuck, you guys are in soo much trouble!" Ike chuckles as he puts his phone away and runs off down the hall to his bedroom. Great! What the fuck was he going to do with that picture? Send it to his fucking friends? Perfect. Just fucking perfect. The last thing I want is that picture sent to Cartman. For some reason, Kenny had a look of accomplishment on his face. I couldn't be bothered to run after Ike, I wanted to sort this shit out first.
"Dudes, what are we going to do now?" I ask.
"Keep fucking?" Kenny asks. He wasn't joking. Both me and Stan slap him and look at each other. We both get up and start to put our clothes back on, whilst Kenny still lays in my bed. I think he was too exhausted to get up.
"God, what were we thinking? I mean, were super best friends, NOT fuck buddies, right?" I ask Stan as we sit back on the side of my bed. He didn't answer me. He just sat there looking at his feet. After a few minutes he started crying.
"*Sniff* Kyle…..I,I-" He was cut off by a knock at my door.
"Boys? Is it ok if I come in?" My Dad asks.
"Yeah, come on in dad…."
He pops his head in first, just to make sure we were all clothed, well Stan and I were anyway, luckily Kenny was under my sheets though. He was now asleep, so it was just practically me, Stan, and Dad. Great. My dad came and sat in the chair at my computer desk. He didn't really want to come too close to my bed sheets.
"Stan, Kyle…. I don't really know what your mother saw, but from her reaction and from what she could tell me so far, I don't really think what she saw was pretty." Now we were both looking at our feet. I was blushing and Stan was still lightly crying. I didn't want my mother to see what she saw. My dad came closer so he was sitting on my bed with us. He tilted my head up so we were eye level. Now I was about to cry.
"Whatever your relationship is with Stan, I'm here for you boys okay?" My Dad says. We both nod and he gives us a warm hug. "Oh and Stan, Sheila has already called your parents, as well as Kenny's. They'll be here anytime soon. Sorry, I wish I could have given you boys some more time to talk, but you know how Sheila is."
"Thanks Dad, this means a lot" I say. And with that, my Dad walks out closing the door behind him.
"Dude, I've been going crazy, I don't want to waste another minute here." Stan quotes from his favourite song.
"What?" I reply back.
"I'm serious dude. We need more time. Let's go."
"Yeah? And where the fuck would we go?"
"Just follow me" Stan grabs my arm and pulls me towards the window. We climb down the rope that Stan had put there many years ago. He grabs my hand again and we run of down the road. It was really fucking freezing outside. Stan hadn't let me put on my jumper so yeah, I was fucking freezing, well apart from face. It was red hot. I was blushing. And that was due to Stan holding on to me as we were running. It was pitch black outside. The only thing I could see was Stan's face next to mine. Then I remember. We left Kenny asleep naked on my bed. All well. As long as I was escaping for a while with Stan, I couldn't care less.
Ohk, so I tried to make it a bit longer. It's around 800 words this time. I tried not to make so much stuff happen in one chapter. Please review and help me out guys. Thanks, next chapter shall be up soon I hope. :D