Me: Ello jello

Cammie: Oh, hey!

Me: Hi! So what do you think about Zach now that he's apologized?

Cammie: Good, but, I mean, he could act totally different tomorrow or the day after that and so on. Sooo I don't know what to think.

Me: oh, ok then...but do you still trust him?

Cammie: Yeah, I guess so.

Me: Goode goode.

I DO NOT OWN!

Grant Pov

I woke up this morning to my alarm. I hit the snooze button and got up. I went into the kitchen and poured myself some coffee and grabbed a packet of pop tarts. Well Granty boy. Tonight's the night. The night that you're going to show Cammie that you're better than your no good, stupid, idiotic, and hopefully horribly injured ex- best friend. But it's not just about that, I mean, you're losing your virginity to the woman you love. But you also want to be better than your no good...well you get the point...am I talking to myself in thought form? No. Yes. Shut up. Why don't you? You know what? You've always been a bitch you don't you just go die? Hurtful. Yeah, that's right cower. Bitch. You know what-

My thoughts were interrupted by a knock on the door. I went to go open it. "Macey? What're you doing here?"

"Ugh, Grant. Go put a shirt on."

I looked down. Ooops. I went to my room and put on a t shirt. When I came back out she was eating my pop tarts, "Hey!"

"Oh chill. I'm hungry. It's 9:00. I don't get up this early. Not even for work."

"Yeah cause you sleep with the boss." I mumbled under my breath.

"Watch it! I'm pregnant and hormonal and I'm not afraid to use them."

"WHAT? You're pregnant...well, it was only a matter of time-" She snorted, I continued, "-anyways, what the hell are you doing here?"

"Oh, right. On to business. Grant. I'm here to give you the talk."

"Uhhhh, no I'm good. I may be a virgin but Zach and Jonas have filled me in about that stuff."

She started chuckling, "Ohhh and I'm sure they told you about the precautions?"

"Precautions? Like, protection? 'Cause I got that covered yesterday."

"Good, good, safe sex is good sex...though I prefer..."

"MACEY!"

"Right sorry. Anyway. Did they tell you what sex means for a girl? How 'special' it is?"

I thought about this for a moment,"Well, no, I guess not. But if you're worried about me leaving Cammie, don't be because I love her with all I've got. And that's what I intend on telling her tonight."

"Ha! No, It's not her that I'm worried about, it's you."

"Me? Why?"

"Because Grant, if you don't do it right, she might regret leaving Zach...I'm just saying."

"Really? No. I don't think she'd do that."

"Well, not in reality, but mentally she'll be remembering what it was like doing Zach."

I sighed, "That's what I'm so stressed about. I don't know how to start it off."

"Well, here's what you're going to do, you're going to kiss her, when you're ready, and then that'll be the signal. She'll know."

"Um, ok. But what if something happens?"

"Like what?"

"Like, say we're interrupted. Like someone's knocking on the door and it's an emergency or something."

"Well then take care of it then get her back in the mood. And I'm sure she'll try to do the same."

"Ok."

"Now, do you want to know how to do it or not?"

"Uhh... no, I'm good. I'll just do whatever's in my heart and whatever feels right. You know?"

"Oh God...good luck with that."

She got up and headed for the door, "Wait!"

She turned to me, "What?"

"Thanks for coming and telling me about what it's like for a girl. I hope I'll be good enough for her."

She laughed and put on her sunglasses, "Ha! I wasn't doing it for you. I was doing it for Cammie's sake."

"Right."

"Yeah."

She left and I followed her to the door. I turned back and turned on the TV. I was watching Pimp my ride when I got interrupted again. I went to the door and opened it, "What Macey?"

But Macey wasn't standing in the door-frame. Zach was, "What do you want Goode?"

He was smirking, "Is there something I could get Cammie back with? Like, you cheating with her best friend?"

I was getting mad. This dude has got to learn how to take a hint, "No! She just came over to warn me about tonight if I screw up with Cammie."

"What do you mean? What's so special about tonight?"

"Well, for your information, I'm sleeping with Cammie tonight."

I could see the hurt in his eyes. Yeah. Cry about it bitch.

"Hmph. Well good for you."

"Yeah. And I intend on being the best she's ever had."

"Psh doubt it. You'll screw up and she'll come running back to me."

"No! I love her and she loves me back. We'll be together forever and you can't change that."

I saw him clench and unclench his fists. He took a deep breath and looked up at me, "Look. I didn't come here to fight. I came here to apologize."

I snorted, "And what a good job you're doing at that."

"Listen. I'm sorry that I put you and Cammie through all of that crap. I didn't mean to. I just thought that she'd want me back. I was wrong. You two are perfect for each other."

He held out his hand. I hesitantly took it and shook it firmly, "It's cool."

He pulled his hand away and we gave each other sad smiles. He left and I was alone yet again. Now I have to plan out tonight. I already have a rough draft.

1. I'd make dinner and set it out on the kitchen table. I'd have candles, and flowers, and champagne on it as well.

2. Soft music would be playing and after dinner we'd dance.

3. I'd tell her how much she means to me and then kiss her...the signal.

4. :)

5. I'd make her favorite breakfast and then we'd cuddle up and watch a movie...or do it again if she wants to.

Seems simple enough, I know it won't be though. I know I'll screw up in some way. I might step on her toe while we're dancing or jumble up my words when I'm trying to tell her how much I love her...or...I'd screw up in bed. Like... hurt her or something. I started hyperventilating. Oh God. Why did I make it for tonight? Why did I have to switch around the dates? I need more time.

I went into the bathroom and splashed water on my face. Deep breaths. In. Out. Once I had calmed myself down I went back to thinking. I switched the dates around because I love her. And if I screw up (which I pray won't happen!) I'll just try to get her back in the mood like Macey said. Once I recollected my thoughts I went to go take a nap. I knew I wouldn't get much sleep tonight.

A/N Part 2 of THE CHAPTER! Dun dun dun! This takes place before everyone goes to Cammie's...I prob should've made this part 1...but I didn't think of it till afterwards...all well :). It all plays out though. Hope you like it!

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