Dear Diary OR Hogwarts' Romeo & Juliet

by Raekitty13

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Author's Notes: Thank yous: insert pen names of amazing people who reviewed here On to chapter six! ... Sorry it's so late!

Chapter Six:

Journal;

She read it again! But, she has agreed to read it sparingly, just to make sure I don't do something like write Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger Granger eight hundred times over... as if. Why would I do such a bogus thing? Who would write I .heart. Hermione Granger in their Journal anyway? I mean, I know Weasel-bee would, but he wouldn't call it a journal either, he'd call it a "diary". What a sod. The stupid git can't even figure out how much he likes her though. I mean, why the hell would a girl as smart as Granger like a guy like Weasel-bee? Obviously she's not as smart as everybody claims.

But anyway, I don't have to write everyday either, it's still just once a week, but, I think I'll write in here more often, just as an excuse to get away from Pansy. I swear, there's only about two things she's good for; making out and making other girls jealous. I just can't stand to hear her voice... not only does it put me to sleep, but it reminds me of fingernails on a chalkboard. I mean, her voice doesn't sound like that, she sounds like any normal girl, and maybe that's what makes me cringe. I'm Draco Malfoy, I demand a girl who's better than just plain ordinary... just plain ordinary Slytherin I guess. 'Cuz Slytherin is better than Gryffindor, or Ravenclaw... Hufflepuff isn't even an OPTION.

But, blech! She bitched at me for calling her a bitch and I was all like, "Look! THIS proves my point"... and then she told me that "as punishment, I'm not talking to you for a whole day!" and I had to try so bloody hard not to jump for joy. I had to pout and pretend to be sad, but it worked out okay 'cuz I'm such a great actor. Ha! I didn't have to listen to Pansy jabber on today. I think I might call her a bitch to her face more often... if it will get her to shut up...

So my completely Pansy-less day went something like this: Granger started a fight, Potter got a detention, I am a favourite student to someone other than Snape, and, Pansy didn't say anything for a whole day. Seriously, what could be better?

Maybe the fact that they all happened in the same class period? I don't know, but they seriously made my day. I have seriously felt as if I have been floating on cloud nine. Shit, I've gotta take a leak, be right back.

Okay, so you won't believe who I saw sneaking around! I'll give you a couple of hints. One: she's a prefect. Two; she THINKS she's perfect. Three: she had bushy brown hair. Four: She's obviously in love with Weasel-bee. Five:... know who I'm talking about yet?

I'm not sure what she was doing, but it was kind of odd. I think it had something to do with that stupid Sirius Black. You know I saw him as I was getting on the Hogwarts Express. 'Cept, he was a dog, but mangy and bull headed, like Potter, all the same, so I knew it was him. Okay, so you're bound to be wondering why a Mud-Blood was sneaking around in the Slytherin Commons... she wasn't. I was out, doing a bit of sneaking around of my own.

So I sneak out, get over it. I was going to meet up with this HOT, and I do mean gorgeous, babe from Ravenclaw. I know I said Slytherin girls were the only ones I was up to banging, but I'll admit it. Brains can be pretty sexy when it comes right down to it. I mean, at first when she told me she had done polls to figure out what was the best way to make out, I was like ew, what the fuck, NERD, a definite turn off, but what did I know then? NOT what I know now, that's for sure, I almost blew it... I almost told her to go screw herself... But, she was hot, so I gave it a shot, and I'm SO glad I did. It makes me wonder how much better other things could be with a little research...Lovegood; damn straight.

So anyway, Quidditch try outs are next week. I'm already in, those brooms my dad keeps suppling the team with gets me in without a doubt. Not that I suck or anything. I'm even better than Potter, although he'll never admit it. He has such a bloody swollen head. To think, he finds himself the best seeker at Hogwarts. Uh, no. That'd be me. Myrlin, he's worse than Granger!

I'm over, it's late, and I'm exhausted.

Draco