ASURA
I felt as though I was drifting on air, and couldn't seem to find my body. Like a soul, making my way through time and space to my last destination. The darkness of the void I was in, seemed to crash in on me …
Oh gosh. I'm dead.
That crazy inattentive fan with her lunatic driving killed me! I'm dead! She probably bashed my head in with her car!!
"Damn it! I'm gonna…" I paused, realizing the emptiness of my words. What could I do? I would never see her again or, my parents, or my sister, or friends, or loved ones, or Kristen, or…
Kristen.
The one who slipped away.
Why was it I could have picked almost any girl from the thousands of fans I had to be my girlfriend, but the one that really mattered didn't seem to see me as more than a coworker?
Why didn't she realize that…?
"OH WOULD YOU TWO PLEASE STOP COMPLAINING! HONESTLY! YOU MORTALS WORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING!!"
If I was still connected to my body, my heart would have stopped dead in its tracks. The large booming voice that interrupted my thoughts scared me half to hell… which I truly hoped I wasn't headed.
"HA!" the voice voice laughed, "DON'T WORRY MORTAL. YOUR JUDGMENT IS A BIT FARTHER OFF IN THE FUTURE" it leered.
What the hell is going on?!!
"HMMM…I SUPPOSE I SHOULD LET YOU TWO MEET."
I felt myself, my essence, being pulled somewhere in the darkness. As I was traveling to whatever destination the voice was taking me to, I felt myself changing, morphing, and I noticed that I now had a body. And no cloths. This should be interesting.
I finally felt myself stop.
The darkness was still around me as I looked about warily. Suddenly, my eyes focused on something far away.
It was the outline of a figure, coming closer and closer. My surroundings were still pitch black, but it seemed as though the figure itself was illuminated.
As it came within 15 yards of me, I could almost clearly see, what I could now tell to be, another person.
If those fans thought I was handsome, they would think he was a Greek God.
Perfect body
Perfect face
Perfect confused expression
So unfair.
Now, we were a foot apart. And since I could get a better look at him, I noticed some resemblances (minus the fact he was a thousand times better looking than me).
We just looked, similar, sort of. I couldn't put my finger on it.
The silence between us was awkward. I mean, we were both staring at each other naked… but not in a pervy way. Just scrutinizing. At least I was…. I promise.
"AREN'T YOU GOING TO INTRODUCE YOURSELVES? UGH! I GUESS I MUST DO EVERYTHING HUH? ROBERT PATTINSON, MEET EDWARD CULLEN. EDWARD MEET ROBERT."
WHOA!!!!!!! Edward WHO????
Edward's POV
Who in the hell was Robert Pattinson? Where was I? Who does that booming voice belong to?! And BELLA!! Where was my BELLA???
"THAT IS IT!! SEE? THIS IS WHY I AM DOING THIS! YOU TO ARE SO REPETATIVE!!! 'BELLA BELLA BELLA!' IS ALL I HEAR FROM YOU EDDIE BOY! AND 'WHY DOESN'T SHE NOTICE MY FEELINGS! WHY CAN'T KRISTEN AND I BE MORE THAN COEWORKERS! BOO HOO HOO!!' IS ALL I HEAR FROM ROBERT'S SIDE! GEEZ!!! YOU MORTALS ARE SOOO BOOORRRIIINNGG!!!!!!!" The voice screeched at us. Now I was scared. And a little upset. Peeking tom much?
"DON'T EVEN START THAT WITH ME MORTAL. YOU KNOW NOT WHOM YOU ARE DEALING WITH. I AM THE GODESS ASURA, THE KEEPER OF THE WORLDS! AND YOU SHALL NOT DEMOTE ME."
Impossibe. Strictly impossible. A Goddess who was similar to Alice in the fact that she was demanding and quite loud, only a bit more evil? Evil? Hmm… Maybe she better relates to Rosalie. And what was with this other words thing? Is she talking about aliens?
"Ok, I must be dreaming." The man called Robert said, "I cannot be talking to a Goddess or with the character that I play in movies! I am much more sane than that!"
"Um.. What do you mean the character that you play in movies? How do you even know anything about me? Who are you?"
"As much as I am against talking to the figment of my imagination, I am Robert Pattinson, the guy that plays YOU in all the Twilight movies!"
"Twilight? What on earth is that?"
"Wow. My imagination Edward isn't to smart… Twilight is…"
"DON'T EVEN BOTHER TRYING TO EXPLAIN ROB…LET ME. EDWARD, IN ROBERT'S WORLD, YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY, ARE CHARACTERS FROM A BOOK CALLED TWILIGHT. BECAUSE OF ITS RECENT POPULARITY, ROBERT, ALONG WITH OTHER VARIOUS ACTORS, HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO PORTRAY YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. ROBERT, IN EDWARD'S WORLD YOU ARE NOTHING. YOU DON'T EVEN EXIST."
"I don't understand." I began, "If I have my own world, and Robert here has his own, then how does he know all about mine but I know nothing of his?"
"SINCE YOUR ADVENTURE WITH BELLA WAS SO INTERESTING, I PUT ALL THE EVENTS IN A CERTAIN STEPHANY MEYER'S HEAD. SHE TOOK IT AS A SPARK OF CREATIVITY. NOT ACCTUALLY KNOWING THAT IT WAS TRUE EVENTS FROM ANOTHER WORLD. AND OF COUSE NOT GIVING ME ANY THANKS FOR PLANTING THE IDEA THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE! HMPH!"
"So why are we here! Why have you taken us?" Robert cried, clearly realizing this was all actually happening.
" I HAVE TAKEN THE BOTH OF YOU OUT OF YOUR WORLDS TO… SWITCH THINGS UP A BIT. LIKE I SAID, THINGS ARE GETTING BORING. EDDIE BOY IS TOO HAPPY, AND ROBBIE POO HERE IS TOO MUCH OF A WUSS TO SHARE HIS FEELINGS!!! (AN: not trying to be hard on Rob, I think he's awesome!!!). I'VE DECIDED TO SWITCH YOUR MENTAL STATES. JUST TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN. AND TO MAKE IT MORE INTERESTING FOR ME, YOU TWO WILL BE ABLE TO COMMUNICATE AT WILL, FEEL EACHOTHERS FEELINGS, AND EACHOTHERS PHYSICAL STATES; MEANING, WHAT HAPPENS TO ONE, HAPPENS TO THE OTHER. GOT IT?"
"So what you're saying is, you are bored and want to poke some fun at us?" I concluded, extremely unamused.
"For how long are you going to do this???" Robert said angrily.
"DO NOT PITCH A FIT WITH ME. I WILL DO THIS, UNTILL YOU TWO HAVE LEARNED YOUR LESSON!!!"
"Which is??" we said at the same time.
"UGH!!!! IDIOTS!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU FIGURE IT OUT!! I'M DONE WITH THIS CONVERSATION!!!"
Suddenly, I felt ice cold, but my head felt as though it was on fire. My screams, as well as Robert's, filled the dark void.
"HA HA HA. THIS WILL BE FUN."
Asura's laughs faded into the background as I felt myself slipping into unconsciousness. Again.
Woo Hoo!! I still can use my old computer!!! I'm so happy!!! Really, I though it was gonna die on me cuz it's literally FALLING APART!!!! (wires hangin out and threatening to shock me and everything!!!)
Sigh~
SO!!! Did ya see THAT comin!?! I bet ya 500,000,000 double stuffed oreos that ya didn't! And don't lie cuz Santa knows!
Totally off subject, I should totally tell you how I actually MET SANTA CLAUS (THE REAL ONE! NOT A MIDDLE CLASS MAN IN A RED SUTE) AT PAPA JOHN'S!!!! IT'S TRU!!
But that's a story for another Chapter… Any hoo.. please review!! And tell me what you think of Asura!!! I kinda like her! She's spunky!
Alright my Awesome, Kick butt readers,
Later!!!
Karin.