Dear Diary OR Hogwarts' Romeo & Juliet
by Raekitty13
Disclaimer: After checking in the mirror, I have come to the same conclusion, Nope—still not JK Rowling. I'll wish again though if you want me to. I'm all for time's the charm…
Author's Notes: 'Cuz who knows when I'll have time to post again.
Chapter Ten:
Dear Journal;
[Bite me. For real I can say what I want when I want. And as a single man, calling you a dear isn't going to get acid poured in my face…]
Singing is NOT my calling, no matter what Lovegood and Granger say. And whatever American Idol is, you couldn't PAY me enough galleons to perform in it. Luckily it wasn't in front of the entire Great Hall. I was in the library though, which was why Granger heard my Karaoke stunt. Who would've thought that her curse would've left me vomiting notes I didn't know a guy could reach. Or in languages I didn't know existed.
Don't ask. It was bizarre. End of story.
AND POTTER. Really? POTTER?
GRANGER WOULD DATE SCAR HEAD POTTER OVER ME? I think not. There's NO WAY she'd rather be with Scar head. Nuh-uh. I REFUSE to believe that. She'd date me in a heartbeat.
I saw the way her face flushed when I suggested it in the first place. Luna must've been talkin' me up pretty well. There was definitely excitement behind her expression.
She wants the Slytherin Sex God, just like any other chick within these hallowed halls. I know it. And I'm gonna prove it. Just you watch. Granger will be mine. Mark my words.
Just don't ask me how yet. I'm still working on that. But believe me, it'll be good. I'm always good. Ask Luna.
I ran into her again tonight. She glared at me for about five seconds. I groveled a bit and she caved. If you don't think I'm always good, just ask her. Even when I'm bad I'm good. Better than good, I'm great.
If I really wanted Pansy back I could arrange that too, but Weasel-Bee royally pissed me off today. I'm after his goat—his Granger.
Who's he think he is anyway? Blabbering about how I got caught cheating? How does he know that getting caught wasn't part of my master "player" plan as Granger likes to refer to me as. What is that anyway? Another American term, really? She needs to stop living her life overseas. There are plenty of magically talented men within Hogwarts… okay there's one. AND I was taken for a while. But now I'm single. And she's gonna be mine.
Let's face it. She's turned on by the fact that I can answer questions before she can. She's also turned on by the fact that I'm the pet of the ONE teacher she can't seem to impress. That's right. It's official.
Umbridge has claimed me as a favorite. I'm one of her officers now. I call all the shots. I'm bigger than a Prefect. Not that I wasn't already one. I've just got more authority than ever. And it'll have her crawling with excitement once she finds out.
Even Pansy will come crawling back to me. I'm surprised she's held out this long. One of her friends must've tied her to a chair again. They did that the first time I dumped her. All it took was a decent apology and a few kisses to get it out of her.
Oh the wonders of magic most wizards never understand. Wizards like Weasel-Bee. Like Pansy would ever date him. If she did it'd only to get back at me `cuz she thinks I've got a thing for Granger. Why not date the ONE guy Granger can't have.
Wait. Did I just say that Granger could have any guy she wants? She can't EVEN get Weasel-Bee. She can't get shit. Although… if I'm not careful Potter might take her up on that offer. Wouldn't that be funny? She was trying to be coy, playing hard to get and ends up with a boyfriend like Scar head. That'd be hilarious. Especially since it's me she's after.
And what was with her using the Dark Lord's name? She must want me so bad that just the thought of me rejecting her makes her suicidal. I can't figure out why else she'd be so stupid.
It's either stupidity or courageous. And unfortunately it's Granger we're talking about. Meaning it's not stupidity. Despite my intelligence, I can't deny that she's the smartest Witch here in Hogwarts. I'm still smarter than her. Smartest of them all, but she's definitely second.
Her intelligence is intriguing, but her courage, that's definitely a turn on. I'd never go around spouting the Dark Lord's name. I wonder if she thinks my working for him is just as courageous as her verbiage. That'd explain why she'd feel the need to spout off his name like that.
She was trying to impress me. Just like I was trying to impress her. I've got this in the bag.
She'll be reeled in like a brainless fish. Except she's got a brain, so I'll have to think a little bit more on this one...Turn on the real Malfoy charm.
Look out Granger. I'm gonna get'cha good.
Oh, and Weasel-Bee, if I were you, I'd be singing me an apology if you want her to date you EVER, `cuz once I'm done, she won't ever got back to liking a prick like you, mate. Not a chance. She'll be mine forever. Or maybe even a nun. Depends on how good she is.
I wonder if she's done polls like Lovegood. Merlyn's shorts! Smart girls are fun. Anyway, I've got evil plotting to do. Talk to you later, Journal Thing.
Draco Malfoy