I'm in a hurry, got to study and read a book...
Susy: First get me an ice-cream pleeeaaasee!
Me: No
I can't use my right arm because it hurts a lot so I'm doing this with left hand and it is taking a lot of time to learn how to write with it. Did you know that ambidexterous people uses to have bad focus? I'm becoming one of them noooo...
Here is the chapter and by the way, someone cares to explain what jumbled mess means? I searched and didn't find the translation nor in english and neither in spanish!
The sun was reaching the top of the sky and the black dressed girl searched wherever she could think to go, she tried in the mall, the city hall, the library, the museum, the amusement park but he was nowhere to be seen. The reason of her failure was probably because Ferb would really go to all those places, but only because his family brought him along.
When she felt hungry she went to slushy burgers to get lunch, she was worn-out after her trip to some places she didn't even know, she failed to realize that she and her friend had similar tastes so she would have find him if she had go with her normal routine instead of going lost in the urban part of Danvile.
-Guess he doesn't want to be found-She started to breath normally, then a shadow blocked the sunshine away from her.
Her gang was there greeting her, when she took a closer look she saw something unexpected. The green-haired british boy was with them, he was grown up due to the laser: His hair was longer, his body was well toned and his clothes were fashionable.
-Vanessa, wanna hang around with us?-Said Jonny, her boyfriend as she stood up with a gentle smile.
-Sure-She turned to the new member of the group- hi there Ferb. Can anyone tell me how he got with you and how did you met him?
-Are you kidding?-Said the tiniest of her friends- Who doesn't know Ferb Fletcher?
-Yeah look at this-The other girl got some breath and then screamed- WHO'S FERB?
Inmediately after that people began to answer things like: "Five world records", "built a mini golf game", "repaired a time machine", "made a single", "manager of a star", "there is a fan club of him", and other weird things.
-A fan club?-She stared at the british teen who handed her a netbook with the fanclub page in it. The first video she saw was from the seaweed rap and then Jonnhy showed her the Dance until we are sick chapter where the kid was the one doing every move of the same blonde guy that wasn't in the heavy stuff-Are those moves even possible?
-Dunno know but when we saw that chapter we went right away to meet him, maybe he is the coolest guy in the city-Said Jonny.
-I don't think so-said Vanessa-you keep being the coolest one-She grabbed his hand an started to get closer to her boyfriend.
Ferb saw the lovely moment and went away slowly, then he reached for his harmonic and began playing a sad song, soon he was surrounded by girls that tried to listen. One of them took the word.
-Why are you so sad? Can we do something about it?-The other girls wanted to comfort him as well, Ferb sighed and stopped playing, then she had an idea.
-Oh my...How can a man say his life is woeful when heavens get to share with him its most private wonder, if you were able to do anything to comfort me your pure existence is enough to fill the vacuity of each dreamless night of mine with glory and live, you angels may believe me when I say that life is granted by you-He said this so Vanessa group would hear, it worked but something else happened as well.
-Ferb! Anabel just fainted, she hit her head, can you give her RCP?-The girl who was laying in the street was blonde and very fragile, Ferb got to his knees and when he was about to touch his lips with hers someone grabbed him from his clothes, pulled him away and threw a glass of water over the girl.
-Let's go Ferb, it looks like you are a real womanizer-Said angrily the teenager.
-I prefer the word ladies man-Answered the boy with an once in a life smile. The gothic girl was stunned for a moment and then continued to walk with him to get back to her house, the others had gone before Ferb had finished his fake romantic babbling and Vanessa was the only one there.
-I'll have to look after you, you really can get in trouble. If you said something like that to complete strangers what would you say to the woman of your dreams-Vanessa was soon to regret what she said, the green haired teen stopped, thought for a moment and got closer to her ear, then he breathed softly as he answered the last question.
-I would say: You are perfect-The girl shook for a moment and was shocked for another, then she started to play along.
-If I were her I would say you are a pain in the ass, but I would still love you-Ferb smile and grin got eviler as he continued.
-If you were her I would kiss you.
-If I were her I wouldn't allow you to-They got closer, Ferb was giving his back to the street and Vanessa to the sidewalk.
-If you were her it would be just more fun-He leaned closer.
-If I were her I would think you are a bad guy, their faces where to near each other.
-Well, what do you do with bad guys?-Said Ferb as he moved his hand to his back.
-This...-She was trapped in the moment and when she was about to kiss him, the guy disappeared, she looked around and saw him hanging from a truck handle that went to full speed, she started to run.
Ferb winked at her and his face nearly was saying "This is for Paris!", the truck stopped and Ferb started to run on his own, Vanessa was still following him.
When he realized it, he was stuck by his clothes to a flying scooter where serendipitous was Vanessa's father driving. The evil scientist noticed his presence:
-Why are you hanging on my scooter kid?-Ferb pointed towards Vanessa who was still following them, Doofenshmirtz thought for a moment and then decided.
"Well, you are coming with me then."
And both of them got to the DEI building while Vanessa tried to reach them out.
I know what you are thinking. Ferb is talkking too much! But believe my, this will have some logic in two more updates so keep waiting a little.
