New chapter! Happy me, I survive without my right hand. Anyway enjoy. I didn't want to add dirty stuff but necesity is the mother of invention and since this chapter the next two fanfictions should start so I'll slow down the updates a little for this to have sense.

I had a really weird picture-dream. Vanessa with a old princess dress in a messed up and dark room looking at a very big and grey mirror with a sad face and Ferb besides her would not be seen in the mirror because he was too small and was very upset looking at her while Vanessa stared into the mirror. If you haven't seen it yet, Johnny is Vanessa's boyfriend...(bo-ho) the chapter of brain drain chapter as it inside of the dialogues...Let's hope they don't say it in english or at least Ferb gets to mess up with Johnny in revenge, whatever would do it. See ya later!

Inside of Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated the scientist was giving the final touches to his latest inator while Ferb watched him. When he was done, he sat besides the teen and gave him a curious gaze

-You seem intelligent...I will put you on test. Can you make a holographic presentation with these parts?-He handed the screws, wires and metal and was surprised when it took less than 5 minutes to finish it.

The holographic presentation showed the building where they were with a deep voice saying "Soon he'll take over all the tri-state area!" The old man watched it with emotion and got an idea

-You should date Vanessa, you're the perfect one for her...what is more! I will help you-Ferb noded and the scientist continued.

"But I'm evil, and that means I can't go around helping others if I don't do something evil through it... That's it! What do you think if you become my hostage?-The green-haired teen gave a thumbs up and then raised his eyebrow like asking- Oh I can explain don't get over me! guess... kids these days. Look, I have a little nemesis with which I fight, if you are held hostage he won't think to destroy my plan and Vanessa will be so worried about you that she will go right to your arms!-Ferb got it clear and then yawned, he didn't get any sleep last night-Come on, I'll lend you a bed while we are on the way."

Vanessa had just arrived to her father's building and she was annoyed when the elevator didn't work, that was bad. She went to the stairs and started running.

Doofenshmirtz was aiming a camera at his hostage with a remote control when a window broke behind of him.

-Perry the platypus, how lovely...And by lovely I mean unlovely-He pushed a button and the mammal closed it's eyes, he had been in traps to much time to get over that reaction. When nothing happened he walked to where his nemesis was and moved his head a little

"I don't even know why I said that, I was meeting my future son in law so the time to do the trap wasn't enough and I threw it away, but I have something in exchange"

He pointed to the screen with a proud face, the agent looked at it and realized that the person being recorder was familiar someway, He was chained by his feet to an engine and the ceiling of the place had pointy spikes ready to fall over him. Oddly enough, the teenager was sleeping in a bed like nothing. Perry thought for a moment, his owner wasn't that old but could create something to make him age, by the other side the kid was supposed to be on a trip out of town, but if it was him, he didn't want to make him aware of his secret work, maybe the camera was both sided and he could see him if he woke up.

-So... what do you think? You can't do nothing while I have this on my-The remote fell from his hand when the tail of his nemesis hit it-hand... Gotta go!

The scientist ran to the next room where his machine was on, the animal following him.

When he reached for it he covered himself rotating the laser to create space between both of them, the platypus pushed the button while trying to reach for the cientist. The ray went through the room, it got to a mirror, then to a door handle, then to the stairs and...it arrived at Vanessa

"See what you did? Now I have to reload it. My oh-no-you-didn't inator is supposed to make the most deep and dark thoughts of people and make them act like their wild selves, let's do the fighting later. I have to see who was the last target and it will take over an hour to get it done"

Both man and beast worked together and weren't aware at all of what was going on on the screen. First Vanessa stormed in the room waking Ferb up, the she got to him and left him shirtless showing his many scars and burnt marks

-When... and where are those scars from?-Said Vanessa as Ferb started to strip her as well.

Norm entered randomly to the room, then he started doing the laundry. Then he noticed the couple, he gave a look to his inside and took the kamasutra from it, he got a chair in front of the camera, sat in it and blocked the sight.

-Boss! They had done everything in the book and now started to improvise!-Said the robot after a while, the laundry noises didn't help to warn the scientist to what his child was doing, the moans couldn't be heard there, only in the room.

The chapter should end here but I want to take a look around Danvile. Hey...Where's Phineas?

In the central kindergarten of Danvile a little red-haired boy, that almost would be tall in front of the young people there, was getting his last project done and his friend Isabellas was helping him. It is good to say that the boy was tied up to a chair and had his eyes closed, His face was almost white and the kids surrounded him happily.

-Are you sure this is fun? 'Cuz I don't feel like smiling-Said Phineas when a girl raised a lipstick nearly touching the boy's lip.

-Well, at least WE are having a very good time-said Isabella from a couch far away to see better the make-up.-Aren't we kids?

"Yeah!" Screamed the group as they jumped on Phineas and brought him to the floor.