Jeck: Falalalalalalalala. Welcome to the insanity.
Raxsah: This, ladies and gentleman, is what happens when you have a butt load of sugar in you and you sit around and just think of the most ridiculous things ever.
Jeck: Or, if you share my brain. Cause this fucked up shit is the product of my mind on a normal day. And Raxsah's craziness.
Raxsah: Yes, I will finally admit, that this is my favorite chapter. Even with all the craziness and parts that make me shake my head… this is my favorite.
Jeck: Even if you can't read the whole thing all the way through…
Raxsah: Yes, we have many warning for this chapter. Some intense sexual situations, and… other stuff. No lemons though…
Jeck: Not quite. Anyway, enjoy.
Chapter 12; Take It Off
"Computer, can I get a cup of coffee?" Claire asked as she clocked out on her break. She needed a strong pick-me-up to get through the rest of her shift. The computer beeped then froze, causing her eyes to go wide.
"Oh no, you cannot do this to me!" she hissed at it.
"The generators are broken, engineers are working to fix it," Alex said, taking a sip from his coffee. Claire paused before grabbing it and taking a huge gulp. "Hey!"
"Oh my God, thank you God for coffee," she muttered. Alex grabbed it back and glared at her.
"Get your own damn coffee," he snapped. Claire rolled her eyes and walked to the medical station, where a few of her charts were.
"I tired, the computer is busted," she muttered. Before Alex had a chance to answer, the doors opened and Rupert walked in, a big red box in hand.
"Dude… what the hell is that?" Alex asked. Rupert shrugged.
"I got this big box of chocolate, and I can't eat chocolate. I wanted to know if you guys wanted some…" he said. Claire grabbed the big box and opened it.
"What type of chocolate is this? It's blue…" she muttered.
"I believe its Betazoid chocolate. It's very good though, so I've heard…" Rupert said.
"Who would give you chocolate?" Alex asked. Rupert shrugged.
"No clue… I'm not even dating anyone." Claire raised an eyebrow.
"Well… why are you getting it now?" she asked.
"I think it's for Valentine's Day…" Alex said. Claire paled and frowned.
"Oh…" she whispered.
"Oh? That's it. I thought girls love Valentine's Day…" Alex said.
"Not all women, usually it's just singles awareness for me," Claire replied, looking over her charts.
"But… you're not single anymore…" Liam said, walking over to them.
"Right… Well, Jim hasn't even said anything about it, so I'm not worrying about it," she said.
"Liar, you want him to take you on a nice romantic date, and whisk you off to his bed," Liam said.
"Whisk who off?" Ryan asked, walking up to the group.
"Hey Ry… you alright?" Claire asked.
"Fine, I would be eating lunch, but the generators are out, so I figured I'd stop by and say hi. Now… who is whisking off whom to bed?" Ryan asked.
"Claire's sad that Kirk hasn't asked her on a mind blowing date for Valentine's Day," Alex said.
"Why would you care if he did?" Ryan asked.
"Dude… they're going out. Where have you been?" Liam asked. Ryan turned pale and turned to Claire.
"What?" he asked. Claire went to respond, but McCoy cut in.
"Doctor Conaway, you are needed in engineering, someone apparently passed out from lack of food," he said. Claire nodded and grabbed her kit, and a piece of chocolate, and ran out the door.
"By guys!" she called.
"Claire!" Ryan called, but didn't bother going after her. He knew where he quarters were, if he really needed her he would find her there.
"Dude… that chocolate is blue…" Liam muttered, hesitantly poking at it. Ryan rolled his eyes.
"Its Betazoid chocolate," he stated, reaching out to take a few pieces. Alex followed his lead and shoved a bunch into his own mouth. Liam smiled a picked up a chocolate of his own.
"You know, Alex, I wouldn't mind feeding you chocolates…" Liam offered, but Alex shook his head, his cheeks bulging from the mass amounts of chocolate in his mouth. Liam shrugged and popped a few chocolates into his own mouth.
"Man, you're missing out, Rupert. These are damn good!" Alex declared after swallowing all the chocolate in his mouth. Ryan just chuckled.
"Looks like a party in here!" Everyone turned to the doorway as Captain Kirk entered with Spock following behind him.
"Afternoon, Captain," Rupert greeted as he headed towards the door. Kirk nodded as he approached the open container of chocolates.
"You guys mind if Spock and I had a few?" Kirk asked. The rest of the guys shrugged and nodded, not seeing any harm in it.
"Are these Betazoid chocolates?" Spock asked as he tasted the blue chocolates. Ryan nodded and Kirk moaned.
"Man, this chocolate is damn good!" He declared, reaching for another.
"Yeah, I've never had it, but it's freaking delicious," Liam said.
"Betazoid chocolate is made for specific genders, it appears this appeals to the male gender," Spock said, sneaking another one in his mouth.
"Bones, you have to try some of this chocolate," Jim said. McCoy glanced at it and them and shook his head.
"No thanks," he said.
"Aw, why not?" Jim asked.
"I hate Betazoid chocolate…" he replied.
"Have you ever had it?" Ryan asked. McCoy nodded and picked up a patient chart.
"Yes. The ex-wife bought some for Valentine's Day," McCoy said.
"Oh, how come you don't like it?" Liam asked.
"Made me act funny, and the effects usually last for twenty-four hours, it's a pain in the ass." Jim shrugged and ate another.
"I like them, they are freaking awesome dude," Alex said.
"So… is it just me, or is there a serious lack of women in sickbay…" Jim said.
"Most of the women are nurses, and they are all off to help some crewmen who are suffering from slight famine…" McCoy said.
"Because of the generators?" Ryan asked. McCoy nodded.
"Yes, but engineering said that they would be able to fix it within the next hour," he said.
"Well, that's good," Jim said.
"You know… Valentine's day is coming up," Liam said, his gaze directed at Kirk.
"Yeah, or singles awareness if you're not with someone…" Alex muttered.
"I got a date planned out with Colleen, she seems pretty excited," Ryan said, grabbing another piece of chocolate.
"Nyota has also requested a dinner on that night, I believe she says it is romantic," Spock said.
"What about you, captain? You have anything planned?" Liam asked, not bothering to beat around the bush.
"Uh…" Jim paused and looked at Ryan, who was suddenly giving him a pretty nasty look.
"Well?" Ryan asked. Jim cleared his throat and rubbed the back his head.
"I have… something, it's not anything special. It's only a second date after all…" Ryan crossed his arms.
"Might I ask, with whom, captain?" Jim paused and stuffed a piece of chocolate in his mouth, how was he going to explain this.
Claire sighed as she helped the man off the floor. This whole generator breaking down was really causing her a bit of grief. She came down to engineering only to find that half the staff was passed out.
"Jesus, do any of you guys find time to eat?" Claire asked, checking the last guy on the list.
"I think the problem is they eat too much, they aren't used to not going without food this long," Colleen said. Claire sighed and nodded her head, signaling that he could go back to work.
"I hope they fix the generator soon, this is driving me crazy. Though, it did get me out of explaining the whole Kirk situation to Ryan," Claire mumbled.
"You know… you're going to have to tell him eventually," Colleen said. Claire rolled her eyes and picked up her medical kit.
"Well… when do you think I should tell him?" Claire asked.
"Preferably before you are pregnant…" Colleen said. Claire scoffed and began to walk toward the door, Colleen trailing behind her.
"Are you kidding? I bet you get knocked up before I do," Claire said. Colleen chuckled and walked with her to the lift.
"In all seriousness, you should tell Ryan," Claire sighed and nodded.
"I'll get around to it; I'll talk to you later." Colleen nodded and turned back to engineering. Claire sighed and waited as the lift took her to sickbay. To be honest, she was a little more worried that by the end of the weekend, she wouldn't have anything to tell Ryan. She and Jim had hardly talked since she had been 'grounded' by McCoy; she only hoped that things would get better. She ran a hand through her hair as the lift opened and she walked down the hall to sickbay. From outside the door she heard the sound of laughter, and a bit of a heated argument, but ignored it as she walked in and up to the medical station. She also ignored the fact that it suddenly became dead silent and grabbed a piece of chocolate.
"This really is good chocolate," she said to Liam, who nodded.
"I know right!" But as Claire glanced around the room, the warm and comforting feeling that the chocolate gave her slowly faded away.
"Hey guys, what's up?" She asked slowly as she noticed the hungry looks that the men were giving her, except for Liam. Even her own brother was looking at her as if she was a piece of meat.
"Claire…" Alex mumbled as he took a step forward. Claire turned to look at him just as he lunged forward and their lips crashed together. Claire stumbled backwards at the unexpected weight and fell to the ground with a thud. Alex's lips moved hungrily against hers and Claire used all her strength to shove him to the side.
"Get the hell off of me!" She cried as Liam rushed to her side and pulled Alex away.
"Jeez, I wish I were you right about now!" Liam stated as Alex struggled to get free from Liam's grasp. Ryan walked up to his sister and held out his hand to help her up.
"Let me help you up, Claire-bear," Ryan offered. Claire took her brother's hand, who hoisted her to her feet. Claire was about to thank him, but he inched his hand around to the small of her back and pulled her close enough for him to leaned down as press his lips against her own. Claire resisted the urge to vomit as Ryan tried to pry open her lips with his tongue. Liam was just as shocked as Claire as Alex broke free of his grip and charged at Ryan. Claire was knocked to the side, much to Ryan's dismay, as Alex unleashed a beating.
"I SAW HER FIRST!" Alex called out, bringing his fist down upon Ryan's face. Ryan's jaw cracked as he pulled his knee up and hit Alex in his groin.
"SHE'S MY SISTER, SO I GET DIBS!" He yelled back, using his elbow to knock Alex to the side, who was busy tending to his aching crotch.
"Ryan, that's incest man…" Liam stated as Kirk slipped his arms under Claire's armpits and lifted her to her feet.
"Are you okay?" Kirk asked. This time, Claire didn't object as her boyfriend leaned down to lock lips with her. She closed her eyes and gave into his kiss, but before she could get lost in it, she felt Jim violently get ripped away. Her eyes snapped open to find Ryan throwing her boyfriend into a medical cart. Liam merely stood at her side and watched.
"Wow… that's… wait, where did Spock go?" Claire asked as she noticed the Vulcan missing.
"I don't know, but you should be glad he's gone. It's bad enough that your brother is macking on you," Liam said. She nodded and froze when Ryan began walking toward her. She quickly grabbed him and shoved him in the supply closet and locked it. She sighed in relief, though it didn't last long when she saw both Kirk and Alex fighting and she ran a hand through her hair.
"Um… what the hell is going on here!" she snapped.
"Claire-Bear! I love you!" she heard Ryan yell from the closet. She shivered and moved as far away from the closet, as if it were poison.
"Claire, tell this blonde bimbo that you love me!" Alex shouted, his hazel eyes glaring at the captain.
"I'm her boyfriend!" Jim shouted, pushing him into a bed and stalking over to Claire, causing her to take a step back. Jim paid no attention to the look Liam was giving him as he pushed her up against the wall and attacked her lips with her own. They were no longer soft and gentle as she remembered; instead they were harsh, and demanding. She gave a small moan into the kiss before he was ripped away from her once again, and she came face to face with Alex.
"Claire, I love you, I know you love me too," he said, his hands cupping her face. She tried to pull away but his grip was too strong.
"Liam! Help me!" she pleaded. Liam walked over and pulled the man away from her, causing what sounded like a whimper to erupt from Alex. Claire gave an exasperated sigh and ran a hand through her hair. She glanced over at Jim, who was being held back by McCoy, and she briefly wondered what happened to her Vulcan commander.
"Bones, let me go! I need to make love to her right away!" Jim shouted. Claire turned bright red and suddenly wished she were anywhere but here.
"No you won't! You don't know how to please a woman like I could!" Alex shouted. Jim scoffed and tried to break free from McCoy.
"Okay, what the fuck is going on here?" Claire shouted.
"It's the damn chocolate!" McCoy replied as Jim continued to struggled against his grip. Liam was still struggling to hold Alex back.
"What the hell?" Claire breathed out as McCoy grabbed a hypo-spray canister off a nearby table and injected Jim with it before he could get to Claire. Jim's eyes closed and he fell to the floor.
"Claire, get in my office. This stuff won't last long," McCoy instructed as he approached Alex and injected him as well. Without a word, McCoy grabbed Liam by the collar and pulled him into his office as well before locking it behind them
"Dr. McCoy, can you please explain what happened here?" Claire asked as she watched the supply closest door crumbled under Ryan's strength and Jim rose to his feet, massaging his neck where he got hit. Alex still lay on the ground, having got injected after Jim.
"The chocolate effects those who have high amounts of testosterone and causes their hormones to run wild. In simple terms, it makes guys go crazy over women. Don't worry, Claire, your brother doesn't really want to have sex you with, he just can't control himself right now," McCoy explained as Alex rose to his feet as well and the three men agreed to get Claire out of the office and fight over her later.
"Is that why we weren't effected?" Claire asked as she backed into the corner. Alex made a pelvic thrusting motion at her while she saw her brother lick his lips seductively. Jim just had to smile at her for her to know that she was currently a piece of meat to him.
"Females don't get effected because they don't have nearly as much testosterone needed for the chocolate to take effect. I'm assuming that Dr. Peterson has more estrogen than testosterone so he also wasn't effected," McCoy told them as a chair went flying through one of the many windows surrounding his office.
"Man, now I really wish I was Claire…" Liam mumbled as Alex forced his way through the hole that was created. Shards of broken glass lodged themselves into his hands and clothes, but he ignored the pain and bleeding. Instead, he focused on Claire's body and getting over to her. Claire positioned herself behind Doctor McCoy and gave a groan of frustration.
"I just had to come to work today," she muttered. Alex was able to get through the hole, but Liam held him back.
"Claire, please, I need you!" Alex shouted.
"Jesus Christ, fuck me instead," Liam said. Claire paled when she saw Ryan get through the glass.
"Fuck, I'm out of here," she muttered.
"Good idea, I'll handle these two, you got Jim?" McCoy asked. She rolled her eyes.
"No, but I'd rather be forced into sex with him than my brother," she said. McCoy nodded and grabbed Ryan.
"Fair, enough, go!" she nodded and ran though the door, only to be caught by Jim.
"Hey Babe, I think this is too crowded, let's go to my room," he said. She didn't even get a chance to answer before he picked her up and threw her over his shoulder.
"Oomph, Jim, put me down now!" she shouted. He didn't pay attention as he walked out of sickbay and headed toward the lift. "Jim, put me down!" she hissed.
"Claire, we'd make it to my room much faster if you let me carry you," he said. She rolled her eyes. She was about to protest until she saw her brother and Alex walk out of sickbay, causing her to turn pale.
"Come on, hurry up!" she said, smacking his back lightly. The lift opened and Jim turned around. She couldn't see what happened, but it sounded like Alex and Ryan charged toward the door only to have to close in their face. She gave a sigh of relief before Jim put her down. He didn't kiss her a first, simply cupped her face in his hands and gazed deeply into her panicked grey eyes. Normally she would pick the romantic gaze over anything he was giving her earlier, but there was nothing romantic about his gaze. It was filled with nothing but lust and hunger, and she was being smothered in it.
"Jim…" she breathed. He said nothing and leaned down, pressing his lips against hers. They moved slowly against her own, but every fluid motion just seemed to hold more passion than the last. Her knees became week and she leaned against the lift doors in order to keep standing. Jim let one hand run through her hair as the other rested on the small of her back, pulling her hips against his. She gave a small gasp when she felt the bulge in his pants, and he used the opportunity to let his tongue explore her mouth a bit.
He leaned in toward her, almost crushing her between himself and the door. However, she responded to the slow kiss, causing him to put a bit more passion in it. The kiss was much different than the one in sickbay. Before, it was urgent, as if he needed her right that very moment. This kiss was much slower, and much more sensual. He moved his lips away from hers and brought them to her jaw, while his hand rose to rest up from her waist and stopped not far from her breasts.
Suddenly, the doors opened, taking away the sturdy wall the two of them were leaning on. Claire suddenly felt herself fall, and a sudden weight pile on top of her, causing her to let out a groan of pain. Jim suddenly positioned himself so he was straddling her waist, and he looked over her.
"You alright?" he asked. She nodded.
"Yeah I'm…" She suddenly trailed off when he lifted his shift above his head, exposing his well toned chest. Her jaw dropped and she let her eyes memorize every aspect of his body. He smiled, obviously liking that his 'girl' liked to look at him, and leaned down and kissed her once more. He positioned himself so he was between her legs, and she could feel how excited he was to be there. His hands rested on her thighs as he moved his mouth down to her neck.
"Jim, wait…" he didn't reply as his hand moved further up her legs, and his mouth began to more ferociously attack her neck. She resisted the urge to moan, realizing that they were still in the middle of a hallway. She sighed and attempted to lightly shove him off, but his weight was too much for her to lift.
"Jim, we're in the middle of a hallway," she said. He spent a few more moments on her neck before raising his head back up to her lips.
"I can't make it to the bed," he told her. She sighed and again tried to push him off her, but he was stronger and heavier than she was. Just as he leaned down to claim her lips again; someone cleared their throat from across the hallway. Claire looked up to find David from security starring at her. Before she could say anything, another door slid open and Oliver stepped out.
"Um, you guys might want a room," Oliver pointed out as Jim groaned at the aching throbbing coming from his little captain.
"Claire, I need you right now," he moaned as his lips trailed down the side of her neck and buried his face in her collarbone.
"Oliver… please help me…" Claire said, trying to hold back the moan that was trying to fight its way through her mouth as Jim's teeth caressed her sensitive skin. David merely watched as the red-haired man crossed the hallway and tried to pull Jim to his feet, however Jim wasn't going down without a fight. Claire watched helplessly as Jim's pants dropped to the floor and he became deadweight in Oliver's arms.
"Jeez, he's heavy," Oliver grunted as the captain broke free of his grasp and tried to lung at Claire again. Before he could get his hands on her, David stepped forward with his taser and shocked the captain. Jim twitched as the jolt of electricity shot through his body and he fell to the floor.
"Oh my god, thank you guys so much!" Claire cried out as she latched herself onto Oliver. Oliver smiled and embraced the scared blonde as he looked down.
"That man has skill, I must admit, but he kind of looks like a fool with his pants on the ground and a huge boner poking out in his boxers," Oliver stated as David walked away without a word. Claire looked down too and felt her cheeks go red as she glanced over Jim's body. She quickly looked away and covered her mouth with her hand.
"Can you um… well…" She trailed off and looked at him pleadingly. Oliver nodded and went to cover up the passed out captain. Once he had his pants on and some of his shirt, Oliver looked back at Claire.
"So… what's going on?" Oliver asked. She sighed and leaned against the red headed engineer.
"I'm never eating chocolate for the rest of my life…" she muttered. Oliver raised an eyebrow.
"I'm not sure what chocolate has to do with this, but good luck!" before he could walk away, Claire grabbed a hold of his arm and pulled him back.
"Oliver, I know I don't know you all that well, and you don't know me, but you have to help me. I've got three guys trying to fuck me, one of them being my brother…" Oliver scrunched his nose. "Oh yeah, it's that bad…"
"Well… what do you want me to do about it?" he asked.
"Hide me, or something! I don't care where. I just need to be away from them for twenty-four hours… or… twenty-three now, or till the effects of the chocolate ware off. Please!" she begged. Oliver paused before shrugging.
"Sure, why not… you can hide out in engineering." She gave a sigh of relief and hugged him.
"Thank you, I owe you big time for this," she said.
"You can let me off my meds for a little bit," he suggested.
"Not that big…"
"That's what she said." Claire couldn't hold back the laugh as he walked with her to the lift. They quietly made their way down to engineering, and it didn't take long for Colleen or Rupert to find them.
"Oliver, there you are. We were wondering where you- Oh, hey Claire!" Colleen said. As soon as Claire saw Rupert she marched up to him and smacked him right across the face.
"Bloody hell woman! What the hell was that for?" he snapped.
"You had to give them the chocolate, didn't you? You just had to! Thanks to you, I was almost gang banged by three guys, one of whom is my brother! Thanks a lot!" she screamed. A deathly silence fell over the room as Rupert comprehended the words that Claire just said. Colleen on the other hand, didn't need as much time.
"What do you mean your brother is trying to bang you? That's incest and he's my boyfriend!" She snapped, but Claire rounded on her.
"I don't want to be the object of his sexual urges, you keep him!" Claire snapped back as Colleen furrowed her eyebrows. Oliver gave Claire a sympathetic pat on the back as Rupert took off his working glasses and rubbed them clean on his shirt.
"Okay, so why are three men trying to have sex with you? What does this have to do with the chocolates?" Rupert asked. Claire shook her head.
"Those were Betazoid chocolates that ended up making their hormones go crazy and now they're trying to get with me!" She declared, falling back into one of the many chairs spread throughout the engineering deck. Rupert sighed.
"I didn't know that. If I did, I wouldn't have given them my chocolates," Rupert apologized as a crackling filled the room.
"This is Liam to the engineering deck, is Claire there?" Liam's voice echoed through the desk. Claire whirled around in her chair to the intercom.
"I'm right here, what's up?" She asked worriedly. Rupert and Oliver leaned over Claire's shoulder in order to here more as Colleen glared at them from across the room.
"Damn, I was hoping that you weren't there. Your brother and my sexy machine are headed your way now from the main lift. I suggest getting out of there as soon as you can!" He shouted as the lift doors chimed. Claire shot a panicked glace at the lift as the arrow indicated that the lift was headed to their floor.
"Crap. Okay, can you guys cover for me? I'm going to hide out in my room until this whole this blows over," Claire asked as she jumped up from the station and headed towards the second lift in the back of the engineering deck.
"Of course, Claire. We'll handle Alex and your brother, just get going," Rupert instructed her as the lift door beeped open and Alex came stumbling out.
"CLAIRE! I NEED YOUR MOUTH ON MY PENIS!" Alex cried out as he tried to stumble over to her. Oliver grabbed one of his arms, pulled him to the side, and pinned him on the ground as Ryan also stepped out from the lift. Colleen was surprised to see his lust filled eyes focused on his sister and no one else.
"Ryan babe, it's me, your girlfriend," Colleen whispered to him as his gaze remained on Claire.
"Please Claire, stop running away and just let me love you in a way that every brother should love his sister; passionately through love making." Everyone in the room cringed in disgust as Colleen felt her heart grow heavy. She had hoped to never have to hear Ryan say such things to anyone else, let alone to his own sister. Colleen placed a hand on Ryan's chest as her lovesick eyes turned to Claire.
"What are you waiting for? Get the hell out of here!" Colleen shouted as Ryan tried to run forward after his sister, but Colleen's hand grasped his shirt, giving Rupert enough time to lung forward and shove Ryan back. Claire wasted no time in darting back to the lift and punching in the floor to her room. She leaned back into the wall and took a deep breath as her thoughts continued to race. Her own brother was trying to kiss her and get her in bed. She shuddered at the disturbing thought as she reached her floor. Cautiously, she took a few steps out of the lift and double checked that the coast was clear. When everything appeared to be fine, she took off running towards her room. Spock was still out there somewhere and the captain could have been up by now. She just hoped that no one would go looking for her in her room.
Jim woke up with a splitting headache and a throbbing groin.
"Ugh… Claire?" He groaned out as he surveyed the hallway for any sign of his girlfriend. When he realized that she wasn't in sight, he struggled on his shirt the rest of the way as the need to be with Claire kicked in again. He had to find her.
"Perhaps she'll be in her room…" He mumbled to himself as he took off running towards her floor. Even if she wasn't there, she was bound to go there eventually and low and behold, there he'd be all ready and willing. It was a perfect plan that Jim was positive no one else would think of. After what seemed like forever, Claire's door came into sight. Jim slowed his run down to a fast walk as he straightened his shirt out and tried to move his pants a bit to alleviate the pain in his groin just a little bit.
"Here goes nothing," Jim said to himself as he said the master code to the computer which unlocked Claire room. The door slid open and Jim quickly entered the darkened room, but not before catching sight of a figure spread across the bed. Without thinking, Jim quickly removed his shirt, kicked off his boots, and pulled at his belt. He was going to surprise Claire alright…
Claire arrived at her room to find her door unlocked and slid open as she approached the door. She quickly slipped in when she noticed the cost was clear and flicked on the lights to find a very naked Kirk on top of a very naked Vulcan.
"AHH! OH MY GOD!" She screamed. There was a long pause before both men realized the position they were in.
"Captain, we seem to be having this recurring problem of your male genitalia trying to make its way into my anal cavity," Spock said calmly. Claire gave a small groan of annoyance and covered her face with her hands.
"Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. OH. MY. GOD!" she cried. She could only take so much. It was bad enough that her brother was trying to sleep with her, her best friend was convinced that she needed to suck his penis, and her boyfriend almost raped her in the hallway. Now, she had her commander, and her boyfriend, naked and on top of each other. In. Her. Bed!
"I thought you were Claire, I wanted to surprise her!" Kirk said, trying to defend himself. Claire let her hands drop from her face as she turned to walk out.
"I am not dealing with this. This is a dream. I'm going to wake up and everything will be… fine," she said. She went to walk out of the room, but found that the door was jammed. She gave a frustrated sigh and banged her head against the door. "God damn…" she muttered.
"Jim… we really need to stop getting into these situations. The first time was understandable, but the second time is just uncomfortable," Spock said.
"Second time…?" Claire asked. She turned around just in time to see Jim get off the bed and expose his 'assets'. She covered her eyes and dropped her head.
"HEY! What happens in the tent stays in the tent!" Jim shouted. Claire felt her face heat up to a bright red and sighed heavily.
"I'm pretty sure I'd rather be raped in the hallway," she muttered. She felt a pair of hands grab a hold of hers, and she suddenly sound herself looking at a very naked Vulcan in front of her.
"Why do it in the hallway when we have a fully functional bed right here?" He whispered to her, but his version of seduction was just emotionless words in a soft tone.
"Um no, if anyone is going to be boinking Claire, it's going to be me. I'm her boyfriend and she's one hot piece of ass!" Jim said, pushing Spock aside, who was also just as naked. Claire felt an uncontrollable lustful heat rush between her legs as the two naked men continued to fight over her.
"Excuse me captain, but I'm afraid that my flexibility and large male genitalia might pleasure Dr. Conaway more than you could," Spock stated, gesturing to his erect member. Claire tried to force herself to look away, but couldn't help at taking a peek down at mini-Spock and the little captain.
"I need to get out of here…" Claire mumbled to herself as her skin felt like it was on fire. Jim stepped towards Spock.
"No one can please women like I can and now is no different!" Jim yelled as Claire tried to concentrate on the ceiling tiles. If she waited long enough, perhaps they would just disappear.
"With that little thing…?" Claire refused to look, even as she heard Jim pushed off from the ground and the two men fall to the floor. She could hear them grunting and the slapping of flesh against flesh.
"Must… not… think… dirty… thoughts…" She said to herself through gritted teeth as Liam's words about a threesome became fresh in her mind. She glanced down at Jim and Spock and choked on her own saliva. Jim had Spock pinned to the floor, there pelvises touching and causing Claire to feel faint.
"Fuck…" she muttered, leaning against the door. At that time, the door opened and she fell into McCoy, who glanced at the two of them before looking down at Claire, who was quite pale.
"Yeah, we need to get you out of here," he said. He tried to get her to move, but she was rooted to the ground.
"They…" McCoy sighed and picked her up, making sure he locked the door on the way out.
"Come on Conaway, you need to walk!" he said, walking down the hallway. When they got halfway down, he set her down and grabbed her shoulders.
"I just… wow…" she muttered. She ran a hand through her hair and glanced up at him.
"Conaway?" he asked. She shook her head.
"I need therapy, you have no idea…" he muttered. He sighed and led her to the lift.
"Chambers and your brother are confined to their rooms with heavy sedation. Someone from security will come and take care of Spock and Kirk… you should probably spend the night with a friend. Maybe Peterson…" she nodded.
"Yeah, at least I don't have to worry about him hitting on me." McCoy laughed and led her to sickbay.
Raxsah:
So, because we did this beforehand, and it was kinda supposed to be part of last chapter, we will combine reviews from this chapter and last chapter. Sorry guys, but with our schedule's between both our jobs (Which I just got :D) it's hard to get together. But we will reply to each and every one of them. Remember the review contestJeck: With 50 reviews, I'll perform oral sex on you. :3Raxsah: … Or we can just write them a story… that's probably more appropriate… reviewer number 50 get's a story just for them. Read memo of last chapter to get rules.
Jeck: We'll write our own stories. With our bodies. :3
Raxsah: … you need to go to bed, work has made you tired. Anyway, hope you at least made it through this chapter, look for review reply's next chapter.
Jeck: Blasphemy. It's a funny word.
Raxsah: Le sigh. Enjoy.