Well, I wasn't with the ovnis if you were wondering that. Through this full month of no updating I: Made masks, made paper building, painted, heard new age music, learnt some weird things of mexican magic, making my life phylosophy a little depper (guess what? we are a bunch of anomalies in the paradigm of nature itself), made a tour through my zodiac sign, played my lame music and made an attempt with italian... Dove Perry?

Perry: (...chatters...)

Then, the platypus jumps out of the window... Guess that was all with the attempt.

Anyway you'll see some weird things...you'll see some funny things and most of all you'll see Doofenshmirtz being what he usually is...

Of course...something to you should know...I like to destroy my art pieces when I finish them.

Ferb walked alone, every step caused pain, he was slowing down, he was hardly breathing. He reached for a big old building, the place was burned and destroyed, a fight was held there no much time ago, parts of the floors were still on the floor, no one walked by that alley, no one ever noticed how spoiled was the smell of that place.

The boy was tired, he found a wood box, it was dirty with dry blood. He sat down on the box and started wondering. The memories flooded right away, he never forgot...what happened a year ago.

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A younger Ferb was wandering through the city after his last successful experiment. He got to a split on the street and something told him to go to the right. He walked some minutes and saw a building that didn't grab attention, just another one of the bunch in the urban area.

He saw a dead end, in front of it was someone, he got closer. When he was some steps away from the person he recognized her.

It was a teenager, 15 years old, her hair was covered so it wouldn't be seen, her eyes where closed and the clothes were nearly red.

-Can I guess it was a failed one?-Said the kid. The teen opened her eyes revealing the shade of each one. She sighed.

-There was no fail, it just got more dangerous. So far it's not the worse I've gone through... maybe...don't really care to remember.

They both looked at the building, Ferb asked with his face

-Yes, next mission already...no time to rest.-Sharp as ever, she didn't remember him, but was able to know that he knew her. She got up and pulled a uzi out of her clothes. She started walking to the front door, blood pouring from the recent scars.

Ferb pulled a colt out of nowhere and followed her, he wouldn't let a friend to die if he had a word in it.

They entered the building and the fight started, someway the bitter taste of that moment was really like the one right now

END OF FLASHBACK

Ferb was closing slowly his eyes, he would like to take a nap...The lost of blood was really dangerous. The box was stained now with his own blood. A messed up silence was keeping him in a trance. A walking noise was heard, weird thing...no one came over the place, he should have dragged his gun but he was too tired. The steps got closer and someone grabbed his hand. Who would it be? His past life was stuck on his mind, he hardly knew he just fought with a bear. He couldn't see anything due to the fog and to his health state. Other hand pulled his shirt, then he felt something pressing the wound for a moment, followed by a burning sensation, when he realized it his shoulder was covered with a cotton band.

The fog dissipated enough to see the face of Vanessa, she put the left arm of Ferb over her shoulder and tried to help him to walk. Ferb was still holding to life and she was there to help him. The fog was now completely gone and the sun shined over the sky.

-What are you doing with me?-Said Doofenshmirtz when two masked persons tried to strip him. They showed him the clothes they had ready for him

"Leave that alone, I can dress myself. If I ever get out of here you will hear news of me you know?"

The strangers gave him the grey clothes and then went out of the tiny room. The light in the place was only from the lamps, the windows were just a cover, they would be seen from the outside but had only walls from the inside.

-I hope this won't involve my family

Ferb woke up, he was in bed, the hospital was his first thought. The next one was the evaluation of his possibilities.

He got up and disconnected anything that would be a problem to walk. He got his clothes, dressed and went out of the room. No one was there, he touched his shoulder. It was covered being unable to move it.

When he was getting out of the building a nurse called him

-Your friend left when the guest hour was over, she said she wouldn't tell your family but you had to go to her place when you wake up.-Why wasn't the nurse trying to get him to the room again?...He just got out of the place.

The city was already dark and the moon was shining from high above, when the boy arrived Vanessa was waiting awake, she had done something to eat and when they where done the girl showed him one of her dad inators

-It helps to recover from any accident that you can have, my dad uses it a lot and gave me a copy of it just in case I have his same bad luck. I think it was overreacted of him. I have never been in a big mess in my life.

Ferb looked at hear with a funny face and a raised eyebrow

-What about being nearly smashed by a lawnmower while stuck to the electric stairs of a mall, falling from the Tokyo tower or being chased by a giant snow ball to "jump" from a cliff?

-Hem... Well I didn't say anything then-She pushed the button of the inator and then pointed it to Ferb. Soon he was recovered, it was too late in the night so Ferb called home saying he would stay in a friend's place, his mom didn't believe Candace about the accident... again. The british and the goth stayed awake watching movies until dawn, then Ferb spent the night in the couch and Vanessa went to her room.

A new day would bring new disasters to both of them, they had to rest until then.