Bring in the clones

This chapter is rated R, for extreme randomness. Random haters to be advised

The hero Tonto, a omnitrix bearing hero hailing from the universe of Omnitrix1, has been having issues lately. A long time ago, he offended Artemis when he by mistake, blew up the moon. Since then, they have passed on fights, insults, curses and various prediciments. They have fought each other Waybig vs full size goddess; she's turned him into a Jackelope, he's turned Thalia into a tree, again, and now she and her hunters; along with the gem given immortals Thalia and Bianca, have begun to egg his house. Now really mad, he's summoned a strange army from his and my universe to drive him out. His forces include

Homer Simpson and the cloning hammock (with exploding properties)

The Flea from Mucha Lucha

The order of the bone ( a group of various trans world cartoon dogs joined together to find a way to restore a ancient diamond bone, shattered by Omni, but they get along with his clones though)

The Animorphs

A cyborg bounty hunter named Alex Storm

Stitch

A million or so B1 star wars battle droids (Roger Roger type)

A fire breathing gator named Harris

A clone of himself, a italian accented mariachi player named Tontaspuchi (Note, the cloning has some serious defects)

A cheer leader clone of Thalia named Tala

A young, fit clone of the rider Brom, name Morb

A two faced clone of his friend Omni, Two face

And Tonto's friends of the forest, six Sasquatch's

But enough with the force listings, its time for the battle of the worlds; Omnimation vs Olympian Manhattan

At night in a town similar to Twilight

"Hmm, no sign of them" Tonto said removing his binoculars from his eyes.

"Chika, wiga, baga" Stitch growled.

"Yes, I agree old friend, they egg my house on intervals of 2 weeks, and tonights the night.

"Do I get bear for this?" Homer called.

"No, now shut up Homer. You get beer, after we drive them off"

"Du'oh!"

"Um, sir, 30 life forms appearing out of the south woods. Three of them have an Olympian like aura" a droid commented.

"Good, there's a reason I brought you guys back online" Tonto got up, and addressed his make shift force.

"Today, we stand upon a day, when man will triumph, over a goddess. The risks may be great, but so are the rewards. Alex, you will get to study under the eye of the only one ever to best you.

"Yes, my lord" the bounty hunter bowed.

"Droids, I will give you the corodinates for you to start Droidtopia"

"Roger, Roger!" all the millions cheered.

"Order of the Bone, I will give you Omni's street address"

"Ruff"

"Sasquatchs, my childhood friends, I will blow up that new motor boat place on the lake that disturbs you greatly, and continue my life long work to limit the intrusion upon your forest lands"

"RAWRRRR!"

"Tontaspuchi, Tala, Morb and Two face, I will grant you the corordinates for the hidden clone planet, so you may be among others of your own kind"

"Yesa, thena you willa clona up soma employeesa for mea?" Tontaspuchi asked.

"And like, more cheerleaders for my squad" Tala smiled

"Ah, none for me or two face over here, just do them the favors" Morb grumbled.

"As I promised, and tow the rest of you, you will gain what you wish for, beer flavored donuts, raining donuts, ect, ect" the forces cheered, as they spotted the enemy approaching the point.

In a quarter hour (note, the forest they are in is not the Sasquatch's)

As Artemis and the hunters snuck towards the house, they heard a scream

"What's that?" A hunter said nervously.

"Must be something in the city, now hunters ready your, ack!" Artemis was cut off as a screaming Homer, or technically a clone of hunter from his hammock crushed her. The clone then detonated, exploding. Artemis pushed herself up, coughing.

"What was that, thing?" she said nervously. She then saw more coming at her from above. Landing, the hunters jumped back as they were bombarded by giant yellow men.

"Into the town, if this is Tonto, he would never harm his home" Artemis said seriously, Nodding, the hunters fled towards the town.

"yes, exactly what you said they would do, the hunters are moving into the town" Scrappy, a order of the bone member, barked from up top a cliff. He was managing the Homer catapulter.

"Uh, I'm dizzy" Homer complained.

"Spin meat thing, spin and you will get beer flavored donuts!"

"Donuts, your on!"

"Copy that, forces set to ambush" Tonto radioed back

In the town

As Artemis and the hunters walked into the town, from out of nowhere Tonto flew in as Jetray, and landed in their path.

"So, you think you can egg my house, and get away with it, did you?"

"You blew up a moon, turned Thalia into a tree, made me a southern redneck, and the rest of it" Artemis countered.

"Sure, I blow up a giant space rock, and I never here the end of it. Now, leave this place, never return, or face my rath!"

"Oh, a tiger won't stop me, your just join the rest of my pelt collection!"

"Oh, I didn't mean that" he smiled. From out behind him, walked a girl with black hair in a cheerleader outfit. Her shirt had a I heart barbies

"Go team Tonto, go!" she cheered.

"Is, that, supposed to be me!" Thalia yelled in shock.

"Oh, you don't think when I borrowed Annabeth's crystal, I just got that" he pulled the crystal from his pocket, and tossed it to Thalia.

"Oh, I'm returning it. By the way, I like my new mansion"

"Even with a clone of Thalia, its still 2 against 30" Artemis huffed.

"Oh, is it" Tonto snapped his fingers. From out of a garbage can, Stitch jumped out, and shook the garbage from his fur. The animorphs morphed from rats in the street into people. The various member of the order of the bone charged in behind the hunters along with the Flea and Alex. From the sides came the armies of the droids, accompanied by Two face, Morb and Tontaspuchi. The Bigfoot's became visible on the rooftops above them. Harris poked his head out of the sewers and rose up, followed by yet more droids. The hunters were soon surrounded by Tonto's army.

"Now, I belive its 1 million and thirty, to thirty" Tonto chuckled.

"You don't scare us. Your makeshift forces mean nothing, against the hunters! You know, you could have just asked us to stop nicely, and avoid this show of force" Artemis confessed. Tonto seemed taken aback, before he shrugged.

"Oh well, too late for that, attack! Scrappy, fire the Homers!"

The battle commenced, and all hades broke loose.

Stitch was blocking arrows with his arms, before he charged straight into a hunter.

Bianca was slashing back a group of droids, but her blade didn't seem to hit them. It kept bouncing off. But then a homer crashed onto her. It exploded as she forced herself back up, for Alex to point his gun hand at her.

"How does this, seem wrong" he mused before he fired. Bianca managed a shield of black energy as the blast hit, ripping a crack in the ashpalt

Morb was up top a building, guarded by 10 sniping droids. He was casting wards to block arrows and slashes from the hunters. (Tonto had prepared some crystals for him to hold extra power to help him last from the strain)

Tontaspuchi was rocking out on his mariachi gutiar, but as some hunters approached him, a few hairy fingers poked them. Turning, they got pounded in the face by the bigfoot clan.

Homers were landing across the town, leaving gaping pot holes, wrecked fences, and more then one wrecked car.

"Your the worst me I could ever imagine, your not even acting right" Thalia commented.

"I'm not" Tala looked like she would cry.

"I'm not a cheerleader, I'm not a barbie fan, and I can zap people, can you do that" Thalia huffed. Tala face scoweled, and from her pom poms flew a blast of lightning, that crisped Thalia. She staggered back, as her hair crisped.

"Oh, of course I'm not you. These differences make me my own person" Tala smiled, before her's and Thalia's powers collided

Two face had walked up behind Artemis, who was healing a injured hunter.

"Heads you live, tails I die, lets gamble" he flipped his magic coin, before Artemis turned, and stabbed him with his knife. He fell, as his coin landed on tails.

"I don't gamble" Artemis coldly said as she healed her hunter. Morb grimmaced.

"Father Tonto!" Morb yelled. Tonto was fighting off a few hunters as Chromostone, before he changed into SpiderMonkey and leapt up to Morb.

"Two face just died, perished at the knife of Artemis. I am sorry, my wards weren't strong enough." he looked down.

"Its not your fault" Tonto said wisely, before he glared and hunted down Artemis.

"ARTEMIS!" Tonto screeched as he bounded straight at her. She had just came to Thalia's aid, and Tala and Stitch were impacted into a car.

"YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO TWO FACE, AND YOU WON'T HARM THEM EITHER!" he screeched.

"And what can you do about it, you can't use Waybig, you might just damage innocent peoples houses, not that you haven't already"

Tonto glared, as he glowed a bright green. His Omnitrix shot a bright green light across the galaxy, and landed in Omnimation, where it scanned the last of a great race.

"DNA sample aquired."

"Now Artemis, prepare to face my newest form!" he screeched before he twisted his Omnitrix.

(Tonto felt himself grow much larger, as big as a mountain if he so choose. A hundred hands spurt from him. He grew fifty faces, all on the same head. Flash and he was)

"Hecktonto!" he stood head over heals over ankle over the two.

"A hundred handed one, how did he get that form?" Thalia said shocked.

"Simple, THE POWER OF MY HEART!" he yelled, before he pile drived all 100 hands, 50 into each of the girls below them. They plowed themselves into the earth, before colliding into a sewer pipe. They shot up with a geyser of dirty water, before crashing. Thalia seemed to fizzle from being soaked like that, but Artemis pushed herself up.

"You could have simply talked to us, tell us to stop" Artemis panted.

"And you would have skewered me with arrows" Tonto said in a deep voice.

"But no, you had to fight us, Two face was your fault!"

"HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF THAT, PREPARE FOR THE ULTIMATE FINISHER!" his hundred hands went to work. 50 immobolized her, but 50 had their fingers set on Artemis's, set for the....

"The wushi finger hold!" Artemis said shocked.

"Oh yes, if 1 can vaporize Ti Lung, lets see what 50 can do to a god" he flicked his fingers, and a horrible glowing orange sphere crossed the town. All the forces stopped as they were cloaked in the light. As the light faded, Tonto, back in regular form with his omnitrix in red, and his army found themselves staring at a utterly exhausted Artemis, held up by the shoulder by Bianca and another hunter. Thalia had similar treatment.

"This, is not over Tonto" Artemis wheezed. "One day, you will pay for this" they left the town. What was left of it anyway, most of it was ripped apart, the people just loosing the effect of the mist on their eyes.

"Everyone, skidaddle to the mansion"!

Epilouge

All of Tonto's army got their respective rewards. Two face was given proper burial rights. The town was rebuilt, none of them aware of what happened that night. Omni, Alex, Karia and Ulti got back, and tried to kill Tonto for getting rid of them so he could take on Artemis with out the listening devices in Omni and Ulti being used. Wendy defended Tonto, but later....

"Hey, what did Tonto do" Alex said shocked.

"What didn't he do, he turned the area around the warehouse into his estate, filled with gold, diamonds, ponds, gardens, mansions...:"

"Not that, the cloner, its all new" the cloner now had a splicing option. But as they looked at it, Alex slipped. He hit randomize. The two slot machine like parts started to spin, showing various heroes names. They stopped, first on Thalia, the other on Luke. The cloner reved into life, as it spun, and shook, and roared. Out of it came a baby wrapped in a pink bundle, with blue eyes, black hair and pale skin. One of her eyes was a icy blue, the other electric. A name, Leia, was on the side of the blanket, etched in gold.

"Omni, did we just make a life?"

"We did"

"What do we do man, we can't raise a baby" Alex panicked, before they accidently hit the machine again.

"Oh boy" Omni commented. The slot machine parts spun, before landing. One was on Tonto, the other Artemis. The machine activated, as Tonto and Wendy raced down.

"What did you nimrods, oh boy" Tonto's jaw dropped. Coming out of the cloner was a blond haired baby with goddess like fair skin and moon colored eyes. She was also in a pink bundle, in it eched Diana

"You just cloned me, and Artemis, together!" Omni tried to defend himself "Now, I don't know what to do. Do I de clone them? Do I send them to clone world, do I..." he didn't have a chance. A button had been pressed, emergency evacuation mode. The machine shook Alex and Omni off, before a glass wall blocked it off. They tried to bang through, as the crying babies got put into ejection pods. The pods were shot out, leaving two giant holes in the warehouse roof.

The glass wall lifted, as Tonto got at the controls.

"Where are they going?" Wendy said shocked.

"Looks like, Olympian Manhattan" he said as a video feed opened up. The pods were flying, and crashed into a forest. The pods broke apart, as two crying girls were left alone in the woods.

"I have a portal, we can go and, oh no" Tonto said shocked. The hunters had appeared, around the babies.

"Who would leave them here" Artemis said sadly. The pod wreckage had dissintergrated as it crashed, hiding their intergalactic origins. They were in their blanket bundles still.

"Leia and Diana, Thalia what should we do?"

"I think, we should take them in. If we don't, they will die of cold"

"Right" Artemis put one in each hand, before they vanished from view.

"This is terrible" Tonto cried.

"So, just tell Artemis..."

"That I made them, and one has both our DNA in it. She could, well, I don't know how a goddess, or the rest of Olympus, would react. They could kill them!"

"They wouldn't" Wendy said shocked.

"Never trust Zeus, or Hera" Tonto shook his head. He pressed a few key codes, and a series of levers appeared.

"My clones are special. They have belly buttons, and also a bit of a element of my design, Copium, in them. It lets me control their powers. I can flip a switch, and they are turned off until I un flip them.

"Is that, a good idea" Alex asked.

"I have to hide who they really are. When it is the right time, I will tell them who they are" he flipped the switches