Time for the Christmas Chapter of 2010, done in similar theme to the halloween chapter, a song based chapter...Sorry, no Tonto Armageddon fights today...

On Olympus

A strange, hairy and green man with long fingers exited the elevator, finding himself on top of the great city. One brown, terrier like hound was with him.

"Max, I think we're going to like it here" the thing smirked. The dog whined

"Well, chop to it Max. This Mr. Hurricane is paying us to cause a little chaos, and I need to pay my morgage on our mountain, stupid who bank. Now, lets begin, and you better have that disc" Max barked, showing that he had a CD player around his neck.

"Good, now let the music play, I have a bath of sludge to get back to"

Song begins

(The Grinch expertly sneaks through Olympus on his tip toes, followed by Max the dog)

Your a mean one,

(The Grinch sneaks up on a statue of Zeus and spray paints him to have clown colored hair and sort of resemble Homer Simpson. Next, he takes the arm of said statue and yanks it to have him sticking his middle out, before turning it towards a nearby statue of Hera. Then, smirking he covers his lips in red lipstick and gives the Hera statue a big one on the lips, leaving a kiss mark behind.)

You really are a heel

(The Grinch is covering some of Aphrodite's High Heeled shoes with radioactive waste, while Max is either chewing on others or lifting his leg on them. He also takes her photos of her and Ares and bit out the head on Ares on them, before taking a photo of Hades and putting his head on instead)

Your as cuddly as a cactus

(The Grinch takes a flamethrower and sets Demeter's greenhouses to flames. All the priceless plants quickly were immolated)

Your as charming as an eel,

(The Grinch walks into the Perceus/Poseidon Aquarium of Olympus, and promptly takes a dip. He then breaks wind and releases a huge amount of bubbles. All the fish in the tank he was in promptly died and went belly up)

Your a bad banana with a greasy black peel
(Eating several banana's, the Grinch leaves their peels on the Apollo Sun Chariot runway. While doing this, Max lifts his leg on a very old Laurel tree nearby)

Your a monster, Mr. Grinch

(The Grinch enters the Hades communications office, a very dark and depressing little shack on the edge of Olympus. He then promptly adds a giant string of Christmas lights that start flashing in bright colors before placing a CD playing Radio behind, playing endless amounts of Owl City music)

Your hearts an empty hole

(Approaching the silvery temple of Artemis, he quickly sent the dog inside, that the dog promptly ran out from, holding a locket in his jaw. The Grinch, knowing Artemis had stocked her temple with millennial of anti male charms of all kinds, pocketed the locket, that had Artemis X Orion, written on it and gold. Chuckling, the love given jewelry was pocketed.)

Your brain is full of spiders

(With a large crate being pulled by Max via a sleigh, he promptly stops by Athena's temple. Going to the back entrance, the Grinch releases a huge, Argumantula sized spider into the temple, that was filled with some of Athena's younger children. Screams promptly went off)

You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch

(Sneaking into Dionysus's old house of Olympus, the Grinch took a pocket sized bottle of liquid garlic, and poured them into a barrel of "Premier wine, for drink-age when free of Camp" and then added laxative, explosive liquid poison, truth serum, love potion and giggle liquid)

I wouldn't touch with a 39 and a half foot pole
(Entering the bustling Hermes mail service building, the Grinch promptly drew out a hundred Jury Duty mail notices and various bills and started chucking them at random. Most of the bills ended up with Hermes, Hades, Demeter and Dionysus. Then using a pole to jam the box transfers, many of which were listed as "Dangerous, do not tamper with" "Explosive, do not heat" "Poisonous, do not leave unattended" and then promptly turned the heat up in the mail service to 150 degrees)

Your a foul one, Mr Grinch

(The Grinch approached the fire of the gods, the one that Hestia had to maintain, but who was a guest with Percy and Annabeth for the holidays, and smoldered it with a fire extinguisher. Max promptly kicked dirt over the remaining coals)

You have termites in your smile

(With a jar of Termites in hand, the Grinch approaches Hepheastus's replica of the trojan horse, and opens the jar, as the wooden horse was quickly eaten. Grabbing one good piece for Max later, they quickly depart)

You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile

(Entering Ares palace, the Grinch empties his pocket and takes out a little green packet, much like what holds dipping ketchup or similar sauces. It had a label, saying, after opening and leaving for an hour, unleashed gigantic laser shooting, metal eating, immortal Crocodile of doom, for sixty hours. Opening it, the Grinch grins and runs away)

Stop music

The Grinch quickly descends the elevator, looking smugly. Max is wagging his tail.

"That was much too easy. Those gods really have horrid security. Frankly I'm be embarrassed to be them now" he made it to the lobby, where he was greeted by Hurricane, who looked smug.

"Good job Grinch, well, a deals a deal" Hurricane gives him a few thousand dollars. The grinch nods and vanished.

HECK, WHO CARES IF HE'S DONE, LETS FINISH THE SONG

Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd choose the seasick crocodile

Your a rotter, Mr. Grinch
Your the king of sinful sots
Your hearts a dead tomato
Splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch
Your a three decker sour crout toad stool sandwich
With arsenic sauce

Your soul is a appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish
Imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots

You're a foul one Mr Grinch
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your sole is full of gunk
Mr Grinch

The 3 best words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote
Stink!
Stank!
Stunk!

End song (Olympus now in chaos, Artemis was arguing with Aphrodite, Apollo was ranting at Demeter, Zeus was fist fighting with Posiedon and Ares was attempting to gut Hades)