Moment 3

Well, this story used to be called "The Most Random Story that Ever Existed". I placed this into my collection of one-shots, which I have my reasons for. It's rated "K" and isn't Neji-Ten. It's just.. random. So, yeah.


The Most Random Story That Ever Existed

Tenten screamed.

Neji looked disgusted.

Sakura and Ino were chanting, "ew ew ew," under their breaths.

Sasuke's left eye was twitching.

Shikamaru was sleeping.

Chouji was eating.

Kakashi was reading.

Konohamaru was looking at Naruto with idolizing eyes.

Naruto was asking for more ramen.

Kurenai was petting Asuma's head.

Asuma was smoking.

Kiba was almost about to puke.

Hinata was looking green.

Shino looked like... Shino.

Sai was reading a book.

Kisame, Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, Zetsu, Hidan and Kakuzu were.... wait. When did the Akatsuki get here?

Tenten screamed again, finally remembering why she screamed in the first place.

Neji was still disgusted at Kisame's blue skin.

Sakura and Ino were still saying, "ew ew ew," because they found a slug crawling across Sasuke's shoe.

Sasuke's eye got tired of twitching and he kicked the slug off his shoe.

Shikamaru got up to play Go.

Chouji was still eating.

Kakashi glanced up and then went back to reading.

Konohamaru decided to play with Moegi and Udon.

Naruto was asking for his 7th bowl of ramen, which he literally breathed in. He then farted.

Kurenai went to the toilet.

Asuma went to play Go with Shikamaru.

Kiba and Hinata were near Naruto when he farted. Kiba ran to a bathroom to puke while Hinata fainted.

Shino was still... Shino.

Sai was watching Sakura, Ino and Sasuke with amusement.

Kisame, Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, Zetsu, Hidan and Kakuzu were.... wait. When did the Akatsuki get here again?

Tenten screamed once more.

And the story continues.

The End? Or not.


Wow that was random... hehe, and kinda fun.

I'm happy now.

Review... if you want me to be even happier!

Sky~