Moment 4
One shots are so fun to write. Anyway.
STRONG OOC WARNING.
Enjoy~
Pass on Whispers
"WE SHALL PREVAIL! WE'VE BEEN DISCRIMINATED FOR TOO LONG! WOMEN SHALL RULE THE WORLD!"
"YEAH!"
o.o.o.o.o
"So that's what happened," Tenten said.
"... I need to know this because?"
"Don't tell me that you weren't warned if one of us get you, ok, Neji?"
"Fine," Neji replied.
According to the information Tenten told him, he, and the other males, were in 'grave danger'.
"Oi, Sasuke."
"Yeah Neji?"
"Tenten said that-"
And the story is passed on from male to male.
Let's sing a song while we wait.
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little la- stuff that.
o.o.o.o.o
"So Tenten told Neji, who told Sasuke, who told Naruto, who told Chouji, who told Shikamaru, who told Shino, who told Kakashi, who told Asuma, who told Iruka, who told the Ichirakus manager, who told Konohamaru, who told Udon, who told me and Akamaru that the females were having a vendetta against us men," Kiba said in one breath.
"Hm, that is a problem," the 4th Hokage said, blowing out a puff of smoke from his cigar. (A/N: Let's just say he isn't dead and that Tsunade is here as well.)
"So, what are we going to do?"
"The 4th Hokage told me to pass a word of thanks to Tenten thanks for the information and tell everyone else to meet near the gates of Konoha."
"Ok."
"Hey Udon. Pass thanks to Tenten and tell everyone to meet near the gates of Konoha once they get this message"
"Ok. Konohamaru! The 4th Hokage told Kiba who told me to pas-"
And the message was passed around once more.
Another song~
Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep and doesn't know where to find them. Leave them al- stuff that too.
o.o.o.o.o
"So the 4th Hokage told Kiba and Akamaru, who told Udon, who told Konohamaru, who told the Ichirakus mangaer, who told Iruka, who told Asuma, who told Kakashi, who told Shino, who told Shikamaru, who told Chouji, who told Naruto, who told Sasuke who told me to pass thanks to you for the information."
"Aw, that's nice of him. Oh yeah, Ino told me to go somewhere to meet up. See you later, Neji."
"Hn."
Tenten left and Neji made his way to the gates near Konoha entrance.
o.o.o.o.o
All of the shinobi were present. Not a kunoichi in sight. Good.
"Neji, has Tenten told you any details of what is going to happen?" Someone asked as Neji walked towards them.
"No," was the reply.
"Well, I talked to some of the girls," Kiba said, "they said that they were creating some kind of 'weapon' near the warehouse."
"I have no business here... I willg o back to the store," the Ichiraku's manager said.
He walked off.
"Alright. Neji, you can see chakra. You go with Sasuke to the warehouse. We'll find some way to stop the 'weapon'."
"Hai."
"Off you go."
The two of them left.
"Sasuke, don't you think that they're planning something?"
"Yeah... I arrived there and they were talking about some kind of surprise."
"Hm, be careful."
"You too."
The two of them entered the warehouse.
Scurrying mice hurried away from the sudden light.
"Do you sense any chakras, Neji?"
"Yeah. One."
"Do you recognise who's?"
"Tenten's."
"She's the one who told me to tell the rest of you... why would she be here then?"
"No idea."
"We-hey wait what?"
"Sasuke? Where'd you go, man?"
No reply. Neji was all alone.
o.o.o.o.o
"Good job, Sasuke," Ino whispered.
"What?"
"Don't you know what this is?" Sakura enquired.
"Apparently not?"
"It was a get together for Neji and Tenten."
Sasuke caught on immediately, "oh."
"Now let's leave them alone."
The three disappeared into the shadows.
o.o.o.o.o
"Hello, anyone there?" Tenten called out tentatively.
"And what are you guys planning?"
"ARGH!"
Tenten pounced on unsuspecting Neji, tackling him to the floor.
She looked down to see who she caught.
"NEJI! Oh thank goodness. The girls told me to come here but none of them are in sight."
"Is this meant to be a joke or something?"
"Huh? What are you on about?"
"Why are you on top of me?"
".... that sounded... wrong..."
"Then get off me."
To be honest, Neji didn't want to move from this position. He was enjoying it way to much...
"I don't want to."
"And why not?"
"You're soft and my legs are tired. You make a good seat."
"Why thankyou. That is the best compliment I have ever received."
"La la la! What to do?"
"Get out of here?"
Boom.
"I think that was the door."
A scraping sound was heard.
"And that was the lock."
"... we're locked inside, Tenten."
"Seems like it..."
-Quiet-
"Hey Tenten?"
"Hm?" she answered sleepily.
"Go to sleep."
"I am.... snore."
"Tenten, You're asleep so you won't hear what I'm going to say..."
"I love you."
"Love you too Neji."
".... aren't you asleep?"
"I'm a very light sleeper."
"I'll say."
"Years of being a kunoichi." She sat up and winked at him.
Neji sighed, "well there you go."
"Ah, not yet. There's something that I've been dying to try besides sitting on you like a chair."
"And that is-"
Tenten ki
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cked him.
Poof.
"What was that for?"
"It was kind of obvious, Naruto."
"Aw damn."
"Neji would've killed me if I sat on him like a chair."
"I wouldn't have minded."
She gasped, "Neji! Why're you here?"
"I was attacked by a fake Tenten..."
"And I was just attacked by a fake Neji."
"Do you want to hit them or something?"
"Aw, why not?"
o.o.o.o.o
"It's funny how they tried to do that, wasn't it, Neji?"
"Yeah..."
"Haha, the look on their faces. Priceless."
"Hn."
"Neji..."
"Hn?"
"They still don't know, do they?"
"Apparently not."
"Shall we strike up a fake fight as payback?"
"That would be fun..."
"Love you Ten."
"Love you too, Neji."
"Hey Ino! Neji just hit me for no reason! I was so sad."
The thing is. Neji and Tenten have been in a relationship for a few months now. No one knows anything about it.
The End.
Done and done. So random I know...
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Peace!
Sky~