DAMMIT! I LOST EVERYTHING... damn logging in.

Now to retype everything. -_-

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the animes listed or Naruto.

Enjoy.

Look I'm On TV

"Hey Neji?"

"Hn?"

"What do you think it'd be like if you were some mere anime character?"

"Elaborate."

"Well..."

Tenten and Neji were on the couch in Tenten's apartment home. They had both been challenged to watch anime for 16 hours nonstop. So far, they had gone through:

- All the episodes of Cardcaptor Sakura and Gakuen Alice

- All of what Tenten had of Bleach

- Most of the episodes in One Piece

- Twenty three episodes of Claymore

"-ke as if we were created by someone."

"And I would know why?"

"I dunno. Just asking." Tenten left the room to get herself a drink.

Neji switched channels on the television. Honestly, watching anime hours on end was no fun. Pressing a random number on the remote, the screen of the television flickered to the program he had chosen.

This was the first time he saw it.

Himself, copied perfectly to the littlest of details. Even to the tiny scar on his left leg that no one knew about. The only difference that he looked cartoon like and was 2D.

Another person danced onto the screen. He knew this person. Tenten, with her drink, pranced into the room at exactly the same time as the cartoon Tenten did.

Noticing the TV screen, Tenten stared at Neji.

"What's happening?"

"I don't know."

"What's happening?"

"I don't know."

The words that they spoke echoed in perfect synchronisation.

Neji then realised the location of where the cartoon people were. Tenten's apartment living room. Once again, copied exactly to the tiniest of details.

"Neji?"

"Neji?"

His name echoed once more. This time, there were more and more voices. Neji realised that this was because they were watching a program of themselves who were watching a program of themselves and etc.

Something caught his eye. In the corner of the television screen, there was the word 'LIVE' printed in bold letters as well as the rating of the program. 'G'.

"Tenten? Look at the bottom left hand corner of the screen."

She followed his instructions, "There's the rating of the program."

"Right. All we have to do is do something inappropriate for that rating."

"What do you mean by inappropriate?"

Neji himself didn't know. An idea suddenly struck him and he pinked slightly.

"Neji? Are you alright?"

All Neji did in response was inch closer towards her.

"Neji?"

Neji moved in even more closer, taking in a deep breath. Tenten, realising what he was about to do, closed her eyes slowly. The two of them drifted closer together. The characters on the screen blurred slightly.

There was a loud fizzle.

"DAMMIT SAKURA! YOU SAID THAT YOU ATTACHED THE WIRES PROPERLY!"

"I DID! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIPPED OVER THEM, INO!"

From a corner of the ceiling, a camera dropped down. Wires connected to the camera followed.

As the camera moved down, Tenten's television moved backwards. As the television hit the wall, the wires connected to the camera strained and broke, causing the camera to fall and electricity to spark out from the frayed cords.

Sakura and Ino both realised that there were no Hyuuga glares/shots of chakra. Nor were there sharp, shiny weapons directed at them.

They also realised that the people in the apartment hadn't realised that electricity was spurting out of wires or that static was emitting from the television. Hell, they didn't even realise that a camera fell down like a bomb.

The two of them, Neji and Tenten, were having a fierce make-out session on the couch of the living room.

o.o.o.o.o

Not gone unnoticed by children watching the program, Neji's shirt was tossed onto the floor.

Their screens suddenly changed scenes, showing a picture of dancing chibi Narutoes holding a sign saying, 'Technical Difficulties'.

"Mummy, what's going to happen to Sakura and Ino? And what are Neji and Tenten doing?"

"You'll know when you're older.

That's it. Shorter than my original one... and a whole lot worse.

A bit pervy... Unintentional, I swear.

Alrighty, review please!

Peace.

Sky~

Note: Many people have asked, "why did Tenten scream?" in moment number 3. She screamed because the Akatsuki were here. Ok, now that's cleared up. :]