Author notes:Now it's time for the conclusion of Jack and Edd's DEATHMATCH! Get ready for some mayhem! Enjoy! I do not own Ed Edd n Eddy, Johnny Bravo, PowerPuff Girls, Code Named Kids Next Door, Billy and Mandy, Freakazoid, Samurai Jack, Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends, Courage The Cowardly Dog, and Dexter's Laboratory, they belong to their respected owners. I also do not own any of the challenges or the tracks, they belong to Naughty Dog's Jak X, although I do own the vehicles.
Chapter 9:Act 1:DEATHMATCH:Part Two.
Last Time:
"Well that was close," Edd said. After driving for a few minutes, he saw Jack, only getting beaten by the robot droids. Before Edd could react, one of the robot droids bumped into him, causing him to be bumped by another one. Jack started to swerve, hitting one of the walls hard. Jack's car was damaged. Inside of the car, Edd saw that Jack was also unconsciousness. When Jack was unconsciousness, one of the robot droids with a missile on top of it's car fired a missile to Jack's car. Jack was completely hopeless.
"Jack!" Edd said as he started heading to his direction...
Now:
Edd was headed for Jack's car full speed, but Edd knew in his head that he couldn't make it in time.
"Jack!" Edd called out again.
When the missile was about an inch from Jack, a sudden explosion occurred in it. Dust started flying around the robot droids and Jack. Edd looked desperately to see if Jack was okay. When the dust cleared, Edd saw that the robot droids were still their, but Jack was gone.
"Jack?" Edd called out again.
"I'm right here Double D," Jack said from the side of him, still in his vehicle.
"But, how did you manage-" Edd began.
"I was just pretending to be unconsciousness. What my enemies didn't realize was that I put a bomb on the ground. Whenever something gets close to it, it explodes," Jack explained.
"I see. Nice plan," Edd complemented.
"Come, let's get away from them before they see us," Jack said as he and Edd drove away from the robot droids.
The stadium was filled with drivers killing each other like crazy, people using all sorts of weapons on their opponents, and some people helping each other.
"We're going to have to fight as well," Jack said.
"I guess it's the only way," Edd said.
"Target found, commencing attack," one of the robotic droids said, coming from behind Edd and Jack.
All ten of them started firing bullets out of their machine guns at Jack and Edd.
"Looks like they still haven't gave up," Jack said as he and Edd started to drive forward, being chased by the robot droids. "We're going to have to destroy them somehow."
"I've got an idea!" Edd stated.
"What's that?" Jack asked.
"Just stay close to me and you'll see," Edd said as Jack went closer to Edd.
"What are those fools planning?" droid number 26 said.
"Who cares? Our orders were to destroy the samurai!" droid number 58 said.
The robot droids started to speed up, trying to catch up to the vehicles. Just then, both Jack and Edd split up, Jack going right, and Edd going left.
"Do they really think they can pull a stunt like this? Fools!" droid number 58 said as all the robot droids took left. "Our objective is to destroy the samurai, so of course we're going after him first!"
As the robot droids sped up to Jack, they unleashed bullets out of their machine guns like crazy. After a lot of bullets penetrated it, the car exploded into debris.
"Mission accomplished," droid number 58 said.
"Not likely!" a voice said from behind the ten robot droids. It was Edd and Jack.
"Wait, Jack? But we just-" before the droid could say anything else, Edd and Jack released a missile, which launched to the robot droids, causing some of them to explode into debris.
"All right, let's go Jack!" Edd said, driving out of the debris.
"Okay," Jack replied as he followed Edd.
"Little did they know that I used the same hologram diversion that I used in my first race," Edd stated.
Just then a driver from behind started firing bullets at Edd and Jack, while Edd and Jack dodged them with ease.
"Time to get rid of this annoyance," Jack said as he pressed a button.
At the back of his car, a compartment opened and a ball dropped from it.
"Do you really think you'll beat me with a ball? Pl-" before the driver could finish his sentence, when the driver got near the ball, it exploded, causing the driver's car to explode as well.
"Looks can be devising," Jack stated. Edd giggled at this little comment.
"I wonder if we destroyed all of those robots?" Edd said.
Jack then looked at his rear view mirror. "I think we are about to find out." Jack said.
"Why?" Edd asked, looking at his rear view mirror.
At the back of Edd and Jack, about five of the robot droids were chasing after them with high speed, with machine guns and missiles on the top of their cars.
"Let's do the diversion again Jack!" Edd said as he began to press the hologram button.
"No, these are Aku's robots, I doubt they would fall for the same trick," Jack explained.
"Then what do we do?" Edd asked.
Just when Jack was about to answer, the five robot droids started surrounding both Edd and Jack in a circle.
"In order of Aku, you WILL be eliminated!" droid number 58 said.
Just then they started bumping both of Jack's and Edd's car, causing them to swerve like crazy. Edd managed to press a button. When he did, his wheels went up, crossing over the robot droids, but Jack was still in trouble. Edd then pressed the button again and his wheels went back to normal. After that, Edd pressed another button, and a missile appeared on top of his car. He then pressed the button again and launched the missile to one of the robot droids, causing it to explode, and for some of the other cars to robot droids car to swerve away from the explosion. Jack on the other hand got his car under control and drove towards Edd.
"Thanks," Jack said.
"No problem," Edd said.
Just then the last four robot droids started to drive towards Edd and Jack.
"They just don't give up!" Edd complained.
"That is why we must work together," Jack implied.
Edd then looked at Jack and nodded. They then started to drive away from the robot droids, who are hot on their tails...
Aku's lair...
Aku was looking at the events of the DEATHMATCH going on. He saw five of the ten robot droid blown up, and another one blown up as well by the boy Jack called Double D. He smiled at this.
"No matter what Jack and this Double D does, they will still lose this challenge," Aku said, smiling...
1901 Haven City Building...
Ed and Dee Dee just got through with their challenges. They were now watching the events of the DEATHMATCH that was going on. In this match, cars were getting smashed, exploded, and crash into walls. Ed had a worried look on his face.
"I hope that Double D doesn't explode," Ed stated.
"You don't have to worry about a thing Ed!" Dee Dee stated.
"I don't?" Ed asked.
"No, Double D is awesome! He'll find a way out of this and win!" Dee Dee encouraged.
"Your right!" Ed said as they both looked at the TV...
Back at the stadium...
Ed and Jack were still being chased by the robot droids, who were firing their bullets and missiles at them.
"This is getting us nowhere! We must lose them!" Edd stated.
"I agree," Jack stated. "We'll lose them-" before Jack could finish his sentence, he suddenly disappeared out of nowhere!
Edd looked around, but Jack was nowhere to be seen. "Jack? Jack!" Edd shouted, but to no avail.
"Where did the target go?" droid number 26 asked.
"I don't know, but I bet it's just another trick by that boy! Get him!" droid number 58 said.
"Oh my!" Edd said as all the robot droids started chasing after him with bullets and missiles. "This is the worst! Where is Jack?"
After being chased for a few seconds, a missile exploded between Edd and the robot droids, causing the robot droids being surrounded by dust due to the explosion.
"Now what?" droid number 58 said.
Edd was looking at his rear view mirror, seeing the robot droids surrounded by dust, causing them not to see where they were going. Just then Jack drove to the side of Edd.
"Jack? Where did you go?" Edd asked.
"I was in an underground tunnel," Jack stated.
"An underground tunnel? Edd asked.
"Yes, i-" before Jack could finish his sentence, he took a hit in the back of his car.
Edd looked at his rear view mirror, to see that the four robot droids were coming at them firing their bullets.
"Let's go!" Jack said, driving off.
Edd followed him while the robot droids were chasing them, shooting bullets at them. Jack lead Edd to a corner of the stadium, where a huge pipe was sticking out of the ground. It was hard to see, but it was sticking out of the ground all right.
"Edd, how far are the robots behind us?" Jack asked.
Edd looked at his rear view mirror. The robots were really on their tail now. "Their closing in us!" Edd said.
"Good. Let's go in that metal pipe," Jack said.
"I don't know what your planning, but I'll go for it!" Edd said as he and Jack started sped up to the meta pipe.
When they got in the huge pipe, the machine guns, crashes, and missiles stopped. Everything was silent in this dark pipe. Edd looked at his rear view mirror. Even though he couldn't see anything because it was dark, he couldn't see any silhouettes of the robot droids in the back of him.
"I think we lost them," Edd stated.
"Yes," Jack replied.
"Where are we Jack?" Edd asked.
"We're inside a huge metal pipe," Jack said.
"I already knew that. Where are we in this pipe?" Edd asked.
Jack laughed a little. "We're underground of the coliseum."
"I see," Edd stated. "Well, how do we get out?"
"If we keep driving forward, we should reach the other side of this coliseum," Jack stated.
"Okay," Edd said. "Um, Jack, I know that this isn't the right time to give you this question, but, what was it like in your home?" Edd asked. He didn't know why he asked this, probably to talk about something else besides racing and saving the world.
Jack was silent for a few seconds.
"It was more peaceful then this before Aku took over," Jack said.
"Well, I hope you go back," Edd said.
Jack was silent again for for a few seconds.
"This is not the time to talk about this, we're heading towards the end," Jack said as both he and Edd were heading for the end of the pipe.
When they drove out of it, they hit their brakes when they saw that a car was headed straight for them at a high speed. The driver hit the brakes as well.
"Well well, more easy prey," the driver said as he pushed a button. When he did, a machine gun appeared on top of his car.
"Shoot!" Edd said as the driver started firing at the both of them.
Due to this, Jack and Edd were forced to split up. The driver started chasing after Edd.
"You make a better target then that other guy!" the driver said, chasing after Edd.
Meanwhile Jack was dodging bullets and missiles from other drivers, who were trying to kill each other. Just after dodging a few bullets and missiles, Jack heard a familiar voice from behind.
"Destroy Jack, in the order of Aku!" the robot droid said.
The four remaining robot droids were chasing after Jack with their machine guns and missiles. Jack then saw a wall in front of him. He drove towards it with full speed, while the robot droids were chasing after him with full speed. When Jack got close to the wall, he turned left, causing one of the robot droids to crash into the wall. The three remaining robot droids dodged the wall in time, turned, and were still chasing Jack.
Meanwhile Edd was still being chased by the driver from earlier. He was using his machine gun, firing bullets at him like crazy. Although Edd kept dodging them with ease.
"Okay then, time to switch weapons!" the driver said as he pressed a button in his car.
When he did, the machine gun went back into his car, and a hammer appeared on top of his car.
"Prepare to be smashed!" the driver said as he stomped the hammer on Edd, but missed.
The driver was right behind Edd, smashing the hammer on the ground, barely missing him. Their must be a way to lose him! Edd thought. Edd then saw Jack, from a distance, getting chased by three of the robot droids. They were going full speed, Jack getting chased by the robots, and the robots shooting at Jack with bullets and missiles, barely missing him. Edd then thought of an idea. He started to drive at full speed, heading towards Jack.
Meanwhile Jack saw Edd coming at him at full speed. What is he doing? If he keeps heading towards me like that, he'll crash right into me! Jack thought. Jack then saw that Edd was looking at him, smiling. Edd then pointed at the back of his car. Jack then saw that Edd was getting chased by a guy with a big hammer on the top of his car. Jack then got the idea, and smiled to him. Jack and Edd then started accelerating their speed, heading straight towards each other.
"Fools! Do they have a death wish? If they keep going at this rate, they'll crash into each other!" droid number 58 said.
Aku's lair...
Aku was looking at his crystal ball, confused as to why Double D and Jack were heading straight towards a collision course.
"Wait a minute," Aku said, finally figured out what they were going to do. Aku smiled...
1901 Haven City Building...
Eddy just got through with his challenge, looking at the DEATHMATCH event that was taking place. Eddy also saw that Edd and Jack were heading straight for a collision course.
"What is Double D thinking?" Eddy exclaimed. "Their going to crash!"
"Looks like the form of stupidity is taking in on your friend," Mandy said.
"No! Edd must have an idea!" Ed implied.
"Seeing as I'm the Grim Reaper, I can tell you if their going to die or not," Grim said. "And by my standards, he's going to die." Grim said simply.
"I agree with Ed, Double D is smart," Dee Dee said.
"Your only saying that because you two are in love," Eddy said, putting emphasis on the word love.
Dee Dee gave him a mean look that anyone can get scared of.
"What?" Eddy asked.
"I know that Double D knows what he's doing," Ed said...
2100 Haven City Building...
Lee and May were watching the big TV. On it, was the DEATHMATCH challenge that Edd and Jack was participating in.
"I'm sure Marie would be heartbroken to see her boyfriend about to crash into his death," Lee said.
"Yeah," May said.
"Good thing that she just left for her challenge," Lee said.
Just then Marie walked in the door, seeing her sisters watching the TV.
"Hey guys," Marie said.
The two sisters turned around surprised.
"Marie? I thought you just left for your challenge?" Lee asked.
"Yeah, but it was easy, all I had to do was to cross the racing track in a certain amount of time. I think it was called a Freeze Rally. What challenge are you guys watching?" Marie asked.
"Er, you may not want to see this," Lee said.
Marie gave her sister a strange look.
"Yeah, your boyfriend is headed for a collision course with another driver," May said.
"May you idiot, you weren't supposed to say that!" Lee said.
"You didn't say so," May simply stated.
"What?" Marie said as she looked in the TV "Oh my, what is Double D thinking?"
"I don't know, he was supposed to be the smart one," Lee said.
Marie ignored this comment and continued to watch the TV.
"At least we don't have to worry about a member of that racing team," a voice said from behind. It was the cloaked figure...
Back at the stadium...
Edd and Jack were headed right to a collision course. Edd smiled at Jack, and Jack did the same. After a few seconds, they were right in the tip of their collision course. The fans waited for it to happen...and it did. Edd and Jack, along with the robot droids and the driver behind Edd, crashed into a massive explosion. Their was dust and debris flying everywhere. After the dust and debris stopped flying around, the fans saw that the remaining car parts of Edd, Jack, the robot droids, and the driver behind Edd, were on the ground...
Aku's lair...
Aku looked at the event that just happened. Aku laughed his evil laugh. "The fool! They both destroyed each other. They may have won the competition, but they lost their lives!" Aku said as he continued laughing...
1901 Haven City Building...
"Double D!" Ed said, watching his friend explode in a collision course.
Eddy's mouth hanged opened, as well as Dee Dee's.
"Yep, I was right," Grim said.
"The form of stupidity," Mandy said.
"Yep, it sure is," Billy said.
"Your not the one to talk," Mandy said.
"No, I won't believe it! Maybe they both bailed out of the car," Eddy implied.
"I don't know, they were both in the car when they crashed," Grim said. "We will have to see..."
2100 Haven City Building...
Marie's mouth was hanging open at what she just saw. Edd, her boyfriend, crashing right into the other driver.
"I...I can't believe it," Marie said. "Edd is..."
"Yes, it looks like it," the cloaked figure said. "Oh well, I guess stupidity came come even into the smartest of people."
"Don't say that! Maybe...he bailed out of the car!" Marie said.
"I don't know Marie, it looked like he was in the car when they crashed," Lee said.
"Yes, they were," the cloaked figure simply said.
"No...it...must be-" Marie then covered her eyes with her head.
The two sisters were looking at each other, sadly, while the cloaked figure just smiled under his hood...
The coliseum...
The coliseum was deserted, except for the car parts lying around. The announcer was the first one to speak.
"Well ladies and gentleman, since no one's around, then I guess this challenge is-"
"Wait, we're still here," a voice said.
The fans and the announcer looked down in shock, as Edd and and Jack were sitting in their vehicles, not a scratch on their cars.
"I can't believe what am I seeing ladies and gentleman!" the announcer said...
Aku's lair...
Aku looked in his crystal ball, shocked to see Double D and Jack still alive. After being shocked for a few seconds, he had a smile on his face.
"You may have survived that, samurai, but the real challenge is starting now," Aku said with an evil smile on his face...
1901 Haven City Building...
"Yay! Double D is alive!" Ed said happily.
"I'm so happy!" Dee Dee said as she hugged Ed. Ed returned the favor.
"No way, this is unreal," Mandy said.
"I know! Someone stole my potato chips!" Billy complained.
"Not that you idiot, I'm talking about how Edd survived," Mandy said. "Grim, can you tell us how?"
"Well, it looks like the two people who crashed were not Edd and Jack," Grim stated.
"What do you mean by that?" Eddy asked.
Grim started to explain...
2100 Haven City Building...
"Edd is okay! Thank God!" Marie said.
"What I want to know is how the heck they both survived?" Lee said. "Do you know, Mystery Man?" Lee was referring to the cloaked figure.
"It was probably just luck," he replied as he walked out of the room.
"Serious as always," Lee said...
The coliseum
"Well, it looks like we did it friend," Edd said to Jack.
Jack gave Edd a thumbs up, and Edd did the same.
The fans started to cheer for the two best rookies.
But the competition isn't over yet, we're going to have to fight each other now," Jack explained.
"I guess you-" before Edd could finish his sentence, a voice said, "This match isn't over yet."
Edd and Jack looked around, but didn't see anyone else.
"Who said that?" Edd said.
"We did," numerous voices said.
Edd and Jack gasped. They recognized the voices. It was the robot droids.
"It can't be, we destroyed them all!" Edd said.
"Yes, you have. That is exactly we wanted you to do," all the robots said at the same time.
Just then, all the scattered robot pieces that exploded started all coming together in one part of the stadium. This made Edd and Jack surprised. After all the robot pieces assembled together, they joined each other, becoming one giant robot. The fans were surprised, as well as Edd and Jack. The robot that got formed together into a giant robot. The robot was probably about 20 ft, brown, and had red, devil like eyes.
"Oh my!" Edd said.
"Aku must have thought up of this," Jack said.
"By order of Aku, you will be destroyed. Also, everyone in this crowd is as of now Aku's slave. Anyone who will resist will be destroyed!" the giant robot said.
"Yeah right!" someone from the crowd said.
The giant robot's eyes started to glow even redder. When it did, it fired a laser to the person who said that remark. The person was completely vaporized.
"Anyone else have any objections?" the giant robot said to the crowd.
"Yes, I do!" Edd said.
The robot then looked down at the boy. "Then you die!" the robot said as it charged it's eyes again and fired a laser.
Edd dodged it by driving to the right. Jack followed.
"Quick, call the DEATHRACE staff and tell them to call the police!" the announcer said to staff member. The member nodded and went off.
"What do we do Jack?" Edd asked.
"I guess we use our weapons and destroy it!" Jack said.
Edd nodded. Him and Jack then drove to the giant robot and pressed a button. A machine gun then appeared on top of their cars and started shooting at the robot. Unfortunately, it had no effect as the robot was made of metal.
"Fools! This is what you get when you disobey the order of Aku!" the giant robot said as it pulled out his hand.
He then pressed a button on it's hand and a bunch of rockets appeared. It then started firing at the two cars. Edd and Jack had a hard time dodging it, due to the fact the robot had a lot of locking space due to his size. Two of the missiles hit the side of Jack and Edd, causing them to flip into two barrel rolls. They were lucky that they landed back on their wheels, although they were shocked of the experience they just had. The robot then began to fire more missiles, which were hard to doge for Edd and Jack.
"Quick, to the pipe!" Jack said as he and Edd drove quickly to the pipe.
When they got their, they went into it with ease.
"I see, that's how the samurai disappeared," the giant robot said. "No matter, we'll just destroy the pipe!" it said as he began to fire missiles at the pipe.
When they did, the pipe exploded into debris, leading for a big hole to show on the ground.
"That takes care of them," the giant robot said.
"I don't think so!" Edd said from behind the robot. Edd and Jack just barely managed to get out of the pipe in time.
Just then, Edd and Jack pushed a button, and the machine guns were replaced with rockets. They fired multiple rockets at the robot's head, causing smoke to appear on his head. After a few minutes, they ran out of rockets. When the smoke cleared, the robot's head didn't took any damage at all.
"What?" Edd said.
"Pitiful humans," the robot said as he continued to fire missiles at the two.
"I'll have to scan that robot for weak points," Edd said pressing a button.
"Scanning for weak points," a computerized voice said. Edd kept dodging missiles with great difficulty. After a few seconds the computerized voice said: "Weak points:the power source of the robot is in the middle of it's chest."
"Good! Jack, the weak point is in the middle!" Edd said to Jack as they kept dodging missiles.
"It is hopeless pathetic humans! Obey Aku!" the giant robot said.
Just then police cars started coming in the coliseum, about ten of them, and surrounded the robot. One of the officers got out of his car and carried a microphone. Other police men got out with guns.
"Stop! If you leave quietly, we won't be forced to use any violence!" the officer with the megaphone said.
"Bah!" the robot said as he shot some missiles to the cars.
Some of the officers started shooting, but the bullets just bounced off the skin of the robot.
"Fools! Anyone who disobeys the power of Aku will be destroyed!" the robot said as he continued to fire missiles.
After a few seconds, all the cars were destroyed, and some of the officers died. Edd and Jack saw this.
"How horrible!" Edd said.
The robot then turned it's attention to Edd and Jack.
"Now to destroy you!" the robot said as he began to fire missiles at the two.
Jack then pressed a button and switched back to the machine gun and started firing at the robot's chest. No effect.
"It's not strong enough!" Edd said.
Jack then looked around the stadium. He then saw something that made him smile.
"Hey Double D, do you remember what we did to save that girl from that fat boy?" Jack asked.
"Yes, why?" Edd asked.
Jack pointed to the thing that made Jack smiled. It made Edd smiled to.
"Okay, let's go!" Edd said as he and Jack went towards the item.
"You fools! Can't you see that it is hopeless?" the robot said, still firing missiles.
The robot then saw what Jack and Edd were headed to. They were heading towards two metal ruins that go up to a curve.
"What will that do?" the robot said as he launched two homing missiles to Jack and Edd.
"That is exactly what we wanted to do!" Edd said as he and Jack picked up speed, the two missiles still headed towards them.
When they both got under the two metal ruins, they both drove at fast speeds up the curve on the two metals, Jack taking one and Edd taking one, the missiles still following them. When they got to the edge of the curb, the missiles hot behind their tails, they jumped it, being upside down in the air. Because of this, the missiles missed Edd and Jack and instead were heading straight back to the robot's chest.
"No way!" the robot said as the missiles hit it's chest.
Because of this, the robot fell on the stadium floor and shut down, it's red glowing eyes dying. Edd and Jack landed back on the stadium.
"Success!" Edd said as he gave Jack a thumbs up. Jack returned the favor and they both smiled.
The fans then started to cheer for Edd and Jack, screaming their names.
"We make a great team," Jack said.
"We sure do," Edd said as they both smiled at the fans...
Aku's lair...
Aku's mouth was opened as both the samurai and the boy destroyed robot that Aku worked so hard to assemble.
"Bah!" Aku said, closing the crystal ball. "They may have won the battle, but the war is far from over!" Aku said angrily...
Author notes:Originally, I wasn't going to end the chapter like that, but I might as well. Anyway, I've got an announcement! A reminder, if you want to make a cameo appearance, then PM me and give how you want to look like, your vehicle, weapons, and where do you want to appear in the story! Till next chapter, R&R!