Author notes:Welcome to the 13th chapter of the first act. The first act is far from finished. This time Eddy will race again, and joining him will be Mac and Bloo. Enjoy! I do not own Ed Edd n Eddy, Johnny Bravo, PowerPuff Girls, Code Named Kids Next Door, Billy and Mandy, Freakazoid, Samurai Jack, Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends, Courage The Cowardly Dog, and Dexters Laboratory, they belong to their respected owners. I also do not own any of the challenges or the tracks, they belong to Naughty Dog's Jak X, although I do own the vehicles.
Chapter 13:Act 1:DEATHMATCH Two.
2100 Haven City Building...
"That was a pretty humiliating defeat Mojo," said the pink bear like hillbilly monster, Fuzzy.
"Yes, I could have raced better then that," the she devil Him said.
"Oh shut up," Mojo said. "I had those PowerPuff Girls, I could have beat them."
"Don't worry about it Mojo, your still in the standings," the cloaked figure said.
"Yes, and that is all that matters," Mojo said.
"The CIA's team, on the other hand has one person dropping out of the standings if he loses the next challenge," the cloaked figure explained.
"Then that's good, once everyone on that team is out of the way, then getting the Paramount Emerald will be easy," Mojo said.
"Yes, very easy," the cloaked figure said as he walked into his room.
"That guy is just to suspicious," Him said with a frown. "What if he tries to take the emerald for himself?"
"I believe that everyone on this racing team wants the emerald to themselves," Mojo implied. "That is why were going to take the emerald for ourselves."
Fuzzy Lumpkins looked doubtful and said, "But what if not everyone on the racing team wants the emerald for themselves, and really wants to share it?"
Mojo looked at him like he was crazy. "Fuzzy, when you look at all these guys, what do you see?" he asked.
Fuzzy thought for a moment. "Um, some of them ugly, some of them REAL ugly, and-"
"No, I'm talking about trusting them. Do they really look like they can be trusted?" Mojo asked.
Him and Fuzzy thought for a second and shook their heads.
"Exactly, so once we win this competition, we'll take the emerald for ourselves," Mojo explained.
Him thought about something and spoke up. "Well, what if everyone knew that we were trying to steal the emerald, then surely they'll take the emerald for themselves, our do something to try and stop us," Him explained.
"I'm aware of that," Mojo said. "That is why we must spring some 'surprises' for them on the track." Mojo said with a smile on his face. Fuzzy and Him knew what he was talking about and smiled to. "Now then, let's get some rest, for we have a busy day ahead of us." Mojo said as the group walked to their rooms. If they were paying attention, they would have noticed that the cloaked figure was watching them, listened to their whole conversation. Beyond his hood, he had a smile on his face as he walked to his room...
1901 Haven City Building...
Buttercup was laughing at Eddy due to his weakness. Of course he's weak, he's shorter then the rest of the group, except for some. "What's wrong, I thought you were supposed to have big muscles?" Buttercup said.
Eddy's face grew red with embarrassment. "Your a superhero, of course your going to beat me!" Eddy implied.
"Yeah, but I went easy on you," Buttercup said with a smile.
Edd walked in the building to find Eddy and Buttercup on a table, sitting on chairs, with some of the racing team looking at them. Oh great, no what? Edd thought as he walked to the table.
"Geez Eddy, you couldn't even beat a snail," Ed said.
"Yeah, your just to weak," Dee Dee said, her sitting next to Ed.
"But she's a superhero!" Eddy said again.
"Yeah, but she was going easy on you," Freakazoid said.
Eddy's face grew even redder.
"Hello fellows, what's going on?" Edd asked.
"Eddy is getting his butt kicked," Ed explained.
"Oh no, please tell me you to have been fighting?" Edd said.
"No, they were arm wrestling," Freakazoid said.
"Arm wrestling?" Edd said.
"Yeah, and Eddy keeps losing to a little girl," Ed said, trying to hold back his laughter.
"But shes a superhero!" Eddy said again.
"Yeah, but she didn't use any of her powers to beat you," Freakazoid said.
"How do you know?" Eddy said.
"Well duh, I'm a superhero to."
"You have been arm wrestling?" Edd asked.
"Yep, and shorty here keeps losing," Buttercup said.
Eddy's face was even redder, but then he calmed down. "Okay, let's do it again."
"Are you sure?" Buttercup said with her eyes on Eddy.
"Yeah." Eddy then put his arm on the table. "Let's go!"
"Eddy, she's a little girl," Edd said.
"Yeah, a girl with superpowers, now come on!"
"Okay, if you say so," Buttercup said, putting her arm on the table and rolling her eyes.
The two's arm joined together, and they started struggling to get the other arm down. Edd rolled his eyes, thinking on how immature Eddy is. Although, he thought, he is more mature now then he was when we were still doing scams. Edd smiled at the thought. Edd thought about the scams that they would usually do, but then it came to a stop when one of his scams went horribly wrong. Due to this, all the kids in the cul-de-sac wanted to kill them all. So they decided to look for Eddy's brother, so they can lay low for a while.
When they did found Eddy's brother, he wasn't what Edd appeared to be, and started bullying him mercifully. This was put to a stop, thanks to Eddy's brother's door coming off, hitting him hard in the head. That was when Eddy told the truth, told the truth that his brother always bullied him, and told everyone that everything he told about his brother, was a lie. That was when the kids understood Eddy's feelings, and finally accepted the kids. Well, except Johnny 2 by 4, who came late and had to be beat up by the kids. After that, all the kids accepted the Eds, and Johnny regained his sanity, and Eddy stopped scamming.
Edd sighed to all those memoirs. Those were the days.
"I win," Buttercup said simply. "And I didn't use any powers."
When Edd looked back, he saw that Buttercup had slammed down Eddy's arm with ease.
"Your to weak Eddy," Buttercup said with a smile.
Edd expected Eddy's face to grow red, and for him to holler for a rematch.
Instead, Eddy said, with a calm composure, "Yeah, although I do have one arm you know, my arms in a cast, although I do think that I would have done better with that arm."
The group, and Eddy, laughed at his joke. Edd smiled. He was right, Eddy has become mare mature then he was back then. How time flies. Suddenly, the door opened, and Josh came out with a casual black shirt and casual black sunglasses. With those clothes, he didn't look a CIA member at all, but looked liked any other guy. Although that could be the point.
"Hey Eddy, I've got some news for you," Josh said.
Eddy turned around in his chair. "Sure, what is it, is it good news?" Eddy asked.
"No as a matter of fact, it's bad news," Josh said. "That last race that you lost got you in a bad position."
"What does that mean?" Eddy asked.
"Well, that means that if you lose the next challenge, you'll be dropped out of the standings," Josh explained.
Buttercup had a worried look on her face. "So, does that mean Eddy will have to go back to where he lives if he loses?" Buttercup asked.
"Yeah, pretty much," Josh explained.
"That's bad, what are you gonna do Eddy?" Blossom asked.
Eddy thought for a moment. Finally, he said, "Simple, all I gotta do is win the next challenge and I'll be good," Eddy said simply.
"Well, you gotta get at least second place in order to stay in DEATHRACE," Josh explained.
"No problem, everything is going to be fine," Eddy said. "By the way, Josh, did you get my car fixed?" Eddy asked.
"Well, it was troublesome to get all your car parts from that explosion in the last race, so instead, I got you a new racing car," Josh said.
Eddy's eyes then glowed, like a little child getting candy. "Cool!" Eddy said as he went to the garage. Edd, Ed, and the PowerPuff Girls followed.
In the garage, their were the many cars of everyone who was on the racing team., and all of the cars matched everyone's personality, for example, all three of the PowerPuff Girls car have a laser on top of them, which matched their colors. When all three lasers combined, they create a powerful laser, that can destroy just about anything. That trait is also a part of the PowerPuff Girls trait, as when their alone, their hopeless, but when their together, they are one stronger. Eddy was looking around excitedly for his car, which he found under his name.
"Cool!" Eddy said.
Eddy's new and improved car was the same color as Eddy's other car(see chapter 11) but this time the car was more shiny, and was longer this time, with fast looking wheels and a basic machine gun on top.
"Now this is my style," Eddy said.
Edd looked at Josh. "The car is better, no doubt, but how is Eddy going to see anything, his, um, height," Edd said, trying to find the right words.
"I can hear you!" Eddy said.
"Eddy's seat is high, allowing him to see just about anything," Josh explained.
"Awesome!" Eddy said as he hopped in his car. Josh was right, the seat was high, which allowed Eddy could see just about anything. He had his hands on the wheel, playing it like a child. Edd and Buttercup giggled at Eddy's childish manner. Eddy then got out of the car. "Now this is the kind of ride that suits me!"
"Yeah, it's tougher then your last car, no doubt," Josh said.
"So, when's my next challenge so I can beat the competition?" Eddy said with a smile on his face.
Josh looked at him worriedly, andEddy noticed this.
"What?" he asked.
"Um, Eddy, your arm, you still have that cast from your last challenge," Josh said, pointing to Eddy's cast.
"So, I still got one arm, and it's good enough for me!" Eddy said with energy.
"You know Eddy, I like your confidence," Josh said.
"Thanks!" Eddy said.
"Well, your next challenge will start in a couple of minutes. It's a DEATHMATCH at the Mar Coliseum," Josh said.
Now it was Edd's turn to have a worried look on his face. "Eddy, don't you think that you should skip this challenge, I mean, you only have one arm, and those guys out their might tear you apart," Edd explained.
"Don't sweat it Double D, I've competed in two DEATHMATCHES before, and I won on both of them, everything will be fine," Eddy said.
"Are you sure Eddy?" Buttercup asked.
"Of course!" Eddy said with a thumbs up.
Buttercup would have done the same thing if she had thumbs, so she just gave Eddy a smile.
"Also, Bloo and Mac will be joining you," Josh said.
"Then everything will definitely be okay!" Eddy said. "Anyway, I've got a DEATHMATCH to compete in." he said as he hopped in his car.
"The gate number is 14," Josh said.
"Okay!" Eddy said as he drove out of the garage.
Buttercup followed him, flying.
"Buttercup?" Blossom and Bubbles said as they flew after her.
"I hope everything will be okay," Edd said...
2100 Haven City Building...
Duchess looked at the board for her challenge. According to her name, her challenge was a DEATHMATCH at the Mar Coliseum. Terrance would be joining her as well. She was now looking around in the room for him. When she did fin him, he was flirting with May. She walked up to him.
"Terrance, it's time for our challenge," the ugly piece of work said.
"Okay, I'll meet you their," Terrance said as Duchess walked away, mumbling something under her breath.
"Good luck Terrance," May said as Terrance kissed her on the lips. Terrance then walked to the garage, with May looking at him all the way...
Gate number 14, Mar Coliseum...
"You know, if the challenge has the word death in it, then it can't be good," Bloo said to Eddy.
"All you gotta do is destroy everyone's car and be the last one standing," Eddy said.
"That's easier said then do," Bloo said.
"That's easier said then done Bloo," Mack informed his friend.
"Same thing," Bloo said.
Eddy and the imaginary friends have become good friends with each other, especially Bloo, since they have a lot in common. This day also marked their first challenge together. The gate opened and Eddy, Bloo, and Mac saw the very big stadium in front of them. The stadium's outer walls were made of glass, and in the center of the stadium was a big giant ball in a wooden cage. Their were also stand within the stands, where the cars can easily climb up. The fans cheered, probably on whoever they bet on who ever won, and other cars came out of their cars.
"You know, those cars look pretty big," Bloo said scared.
"Don't worry about it," Eddy said.
Bloo's car was blue, just straight, blue, his exact color, and was normal size. It also had a basic machine gun. Mac's car was red with brown stripes, medium sized, and had a basic machine gun on to of it. Mac himself saw someone that he really didn't wanted to see.
"Oh great. Look over their Bloo," Mac said, pointing upward.
It was Duchess and Terrance, fosters worst nightmare.
"What in the world are they doing here?" Bloo said.
"Who are they?" Eddy asked.
"The most meanest, cruelest, most ugliest people you will ever meet," Bloo explained.
"All right drivers, are you ready?" the announcer said.
Bloo and Mac were so busy looking at Duchess and Terrance that they didn't hear the announcer saying something like "people of all ages, are you ready for the event of the century?"
Suddenly a light shinned red on top of the stadium...
Then it shinned yellow...
And when it shinned green the drivers were off in different directions, looking for easy targets to eliminate.
"We should not let Terrance and Duchess see us, no telling what they would-"
"Well, well, well, we already found easy targets to eliminate," Duchess said with an evil smile.
When Eddy looked at Duchess, he nearly threw up. "What the heck are you?" Eddy asked.
"The most beautiful piece of art you have ever seen," Duchess said.
"Have you looked in the mirror lately?" Eddy said.
Duchess face grew red with anger. "You'll pay for that you little brat!" Duchess said as she started shooting at Eddy with the machine gun on top. This forced Eddy to retreat from his spot and for Duchess to chase her.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't the Bloo," Terrance said.
"The Bloo? Oh come on Terrance, I know that your lame, but that was just-"
Before Bloo could finish his sentence, Terrance started firing machine gun bullets at him, which caused Bloo and Mac to retreat
"Terrance are you crazy. If you keep this up, your going to kill me!" Mac said.
"I know!" Terrance said stupidly.
"But I'm your brother!" Mac said.
"And?" Terrance said.
"And I'm your brother!" Mac said again.
"Just let it go Mac, it'll probably take your brother a million years to figure it out," Bloo said.
"What was that? Now I'm really mad!" Terrance said as he continued shooting at Bloo and Mac.
Meanwhile Eddy was being chased by Duchess, the ugliest imaginary friend ever created.
"You don't know a fine piece of art when you see it!" Duchess hollered.
"I know a lot of pieces of fine work, and trust me, your not it!" Eddy said.
"You'll eat those words!" Duchess said.
In front of Eddy was another car heading straight towards his direction, coming at him full speed.
"Another easy target!" the driver said.
"I've got an easy target for you!" Eddy said as he pressed a button in his new car. When he did, his wheels went up. Due to this, he past the driver heading towards him and was now headed towards Duchess.
"Get out of my way!" she said as she kept on shooting at the driver. After bullets penetrated it, the car exploded into debris, causing smoke to rise. When the smoke cleared, Eddy was long gone.
"Shoot! Oh well," Duchess said as she started to look for other targets.
Meanwhile Bloo and Mac were still being chased by Terrance, which he kept shooting at them.
"All right Mac your the genius, tell me how were gonna get him off our tail!" Bloo said.
"Look in front," Mac said.
Bloo and Mac were heading straight towards a wall. When Bloo saw Mac's face, he smiled. He didn't know how, but he knew exactly what Mac was thinking.
"Ready?" Mac said.
"Ready," Bloo replied as they both turned separated before they could hit the wall. Bloo going left and Mac going right.
"Oh man, who should I go after...huh?" Terrance said as he crashed into the wall before making a decision. If he would have drove any faster, he would have been dead. Instead, his front part of his car took some damage. His car was straight red, medium sized, and had a basic machine gun on top.
Meanwhile Eddy was being chased by a driver shooting at him with a machine gun, and had a pretty big car. Eddy dodged the bullets with ease, thanks to his new and improved car, which moves a lot faster then his last one. Eddy then saw Bloo heading towards him.
"Hey Bloo, I could use a hand!" Eddy said.
Bloo saw him and starting accelerating his speed, headed towards Eddy. Bloo then smiled at Eddy. Eddy knew what Bloo was thinking. When they got close, Eddy pressed a button and his wheels went up, causing him to pass Bloo. Bloo then switched from the machine gun to a missile, and launched it at the driver. Since the driver didn't see it coming, the driver took the full impact, causing his car to explode in debris. After that, Eddy drove next to Bloo.
"Good job Bloo!" he said.
"Well, I am a filthy genius," Bloo said. "Where's miss ugly one?"
Eddy laughed. "I lost her." Eddy said. "What about that other guy?"
"You mean bonehead? We lost him to," Bloo said.
"What about Mac?"
"He's...over their, getting chased by someone with a big spiky hammer," Bloo said.
Bloo was right. Mac was getting chased by a driver who had a big spiky hammer on top. Now and then the driver would smash the hammer, which Mac barely dodged.
"Don't worry Mac, were coming!" Bloo said as he and Eddy went to Mac's side.
"You guys are dead!" the driver said as he kept smashing his hammer. Bloo smiled at Mac, Mac smiled to Eddy. They already had a plan. Mac and Eddy separated, and Mac turned right, still being chased by the driver. Mac then lead the driver to a dead end.
"Ha, your dead kid!" the driver said. Suddenly, Mac released oil from the back of his car, causing the driver's car to swerve, only a little. While the driver was swerving, Eddy came in and started shooting at the front glass window of the car, causing him to swerve some more. Eddy then gained speed at the oil. Due to the speed, instead of Eddy slipping on the oil, some of it flew to the opposite direction, which was the drivers front window, which caused the oil to get inside the drivers car.
"I can't see!" the driver said mercifully. Bloo then came in and pressed a button. When he did, a huge boxing glove with a spring at the end popped up in front of Bloo's car, and impacted right on the driver, causing him to serve like crazy and impacted on a wall, which hard, which caused his car explode.
"Now that was teamwork!" Eddy said.
"Heck yeah, were awesome, but I just made the team even more awesome!" Bloo stated.
Mac just smiled. Although it wasn't time to celebrate.
Meanwhile Duchess and Terrance just got through destroying two cars with ease from their machine guns.
"Man, this is to easy," Terrance said.
"Don't look now, but it looks like Bloo's group is celebrating," Duchess said, pointing to where Bloo and his friends were.
"Good, while their celebrating, lets go beat the snot out of them!" Terrance said.
"Hold on, it looks like one of THOSE drivers are their," Duchess said, smiling. Terrance smiled to.
"Guys, this isn't the time to be celebrating, there are still drivers out their," Mac said.
"True, like that guy with the mask that's coming straight for us with A GIANT HAMMER!" Bloo said pointing to the masked driver.
The masked driver slammed down his hammer on the group, barely able to dodge it, and are driving together with the masked driver behind them with the giant hammer.
"Just who does this guy thinks he is?" Bloo said.
"Sorry about this, but your going to die," the masked driver said to them as he kept slamming down his hammer. The three had a hard time dodging the hammer, as it was big, along with the masked drivers car. Big and black.
"Got any other ideas guys?" Eddy asked.
"Split up!" Mac said as the three split up.
"That's useless," the masked driver said as he pressed a button on his car. When he did, three missiles launched out of the side, and the front of his car, and each of them started tailing the three. The three immediately knew what to do. Eddy, Bloo, and Mac got back together as the three missiles followed them. They were close now, ready to impact and explode on the three. They quickly turned around. They all had smiles on their faces as they were heading behind the masked drivers car.
"Those three should be dead by...what the he-" before the driver could finish his sentence, the three immediately split apart as soon as the missiles were close to them, and then the missiles impacted right on the masked driver, causing him to exploded in epic proportions. The three then hit the brakes. Eddy, Bloo, and Mac were split apart.
"I wonder how many more drivers there are?" Eddy called out.
Mac quickly looked around and saw a car coming straight towards him, Terrance.
"Two!" Mac said as he sped off, getting chased by Terrance.
"Two? You mean-" before Eddy could finish his sentence, he felt machine gun bullets penetrating in the back of his car. Eddy quickly sped off, not caring who it was, but he knew, it was Duchess.
"When I get through with you, your going to regret calling me an ugly piece of work!" Duchess said.
Before Eddy could say anything, Duchess bumped right in the back of Eddy's car, which caused Eddy to lurch forward and hit his arm on the steering wheel, which was bad because that was the arm that was injured during the last race.
"Ouch!" Eddy said. Duchess then bumped him again, which caused Eddy's car to budge forward and for Eddy to be knocked out cold.
Meanwhile Mac was getting chased by Terrance, who was hot on his trail and some of the bullets to penetrate Mac's car, which caused Mac to swerve and hit a wall. Bloo saw this and drove next to Mac.
"Mac, are you okay?" Bloo asked.
"Yeah, I'm fine, but how are going to beat them?" Mac said.
"I've got an idea," Bloo said, pointing to his idea. Mac smiled.
"But were gonna need Eddy for this," Mac implied.
Bloo and Mac looked around and saw Eddy knocked out in his car, with duchess about to unleash some bullets on him. Bloo and Mac quickly drove to his side. When Duchess was about to unleash her bullets, Bloo pushed Eddy's car by putting his car weight and began to push. This caused Eddy to wake up.
"Huh? What happened?" Eddy said, looking around.
"Eddy, are you okay?" Mac asked.
"Oh yeah, now I remember, I was knocked out by that ugly pig," Eddy said.
"Truer words were never spoken. She is an ugly pig," Bloo said.
"Anyone got any ideas?" Eddy asked.
"Yeah, " Mac said, pointing to the middle of the stadium. Eddy smiled.
"Okay then, let's do it!" Eddy said as the three of them drove in different directions. Eddy drove to Duchess.
"Hey Duchess, your so ugly that a mirror would explode if it saw your face!" Eddy said.
"Your going to regret saying that!" Duchess said as she began chasing Eddy.
Bloo was going to Terrance.
"Hey Terrance, I know a bag of bricks that are smarter then you!" Mac said.
"Why you!" Terrance said as he began chasing his little brother. Little did they know was that they were heading for the stands within the stands. Bloo was their, watching Mac and Eddy being chased. They were closing in on them with full speed, ready to use their weapons. When Mac and Eddy got to where Bloo was, due to the way the stand was, which was like a ramp, Mac and Eddy flew upwards, and when Duchess and Terrance was about to fly upwards, Bloo pressed a button and the big boxing glove with the spring on it, and impacted right on Terrance and Duchess, causing them to fly straight back into the middle of the coliseum. And in the middle of the coliseum was the giant ball in the giant cage, which broke due to Duchess and Terrance hitting it with a massive force thanks to Bloo's boxing glove. Duchess and Terrance landed hard on the stadium floor.
"Why you, you'll pay for...huh?" Duchess said. When the ball was freed, it suddenly rolled to Duchess and Terrance. They both didn't have enough time when the ball rolled them over, causing their cars to become pancakes. Since their cars were completely useless, they lost this challenge. Bloo, Eddy, and Mac drove back into the coliseum.
"We did it, we're awesome!" Bloo said.
"Yeah, that was genius Bloo, how did you do it," Mac said.
"Because I'm the man with the brain."
"Your not a man, your a vegetable...thingy," Eddy said.
The three both laughed.
"Well, it looks like we won this challenge," Mac said.
"Not really, we've got to fight each other now," Eddy said sadly.
"Oh, well then we'll give up, won't we Mac?" Bloo said.
Mac shook his head yes.
"What, you guys would do that for me?" Eddy said.
"Of course, what are friends for?" Mac asked.
"Face it Eddy, you wouldn't have won this challenge without us," Bloo said.
"Bloo! Sorry about that Eddy, Bloo could be rude sometimes," Mac said.
"No, he's right, thanks Bloo," Eddy said.
Bloo gave him a smile.
"You to Mac," Eddy said.
Mac smiled to.
Somewhere in the stands, Buttercup was watching the challenge with a smile.
"I'm glad that Eddy won," she said.
"Looks like someone has a crush," Bubbles said giggling.
"Do not!" Buttercup said.
The PowerPuff Girls started to laugh...
Author notes:Well, so much for this chapter. I hoped you all enjoyed it! Until next time, R&R!