Author notes: Welcome to the second part of the fourth race! I hope you all enjoy it. I'll try to update faster from now on, but it's not going to be easy. Anyway, enjoy! I do not own Ed Edd n Eddy, Johnny Bravo, PowerPuff Girls, Code Named Kids Next Door, Billy and Mandy, Freakazoid, Samurai Jack, Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends, Courage The Cowardly Dog, and Dexters Laboratory, they belong to their respected owners. I also do not own any of the tracks, they belong to Naughty Dog's Jak X, although I do own the vehicles and any OC characters. I do not own the guest appearance, and I also do not own Freakazoid's Freakmobile.
Chapter 17:Act 1:Fourth Race:Part Two.
Last Time:
"How do you beat this ugly tan of tar?" Lee said.
Glorious then started to laugh again, despite Lee's comment. "You can't, I'm the most prettiest girl in the world as well as the strongest, and today, once I kill you two, EVERYONE will know this!" Glorious said as she continued laughing and bashing down her club on the defenseless sisters...
Now:
The two Kanker sisters and the crazy woman known as Glorious were out of the dark cave, and were now in another part of the sewers where their were orange lights on the ceiling and green seaweed on the walls. The two Kankers were helpless as Glorious continued to pound the ground with her giant club, barely missing the two sisters. If she was going to keep this up, she will eventually kill the two sisters.
"What is wrong with you, you crazy lady, your going to kill us if you keep doing this!" May exclaimed.
"That is exactly what I want to do!" was Glorious statement as she continued to whack her club down on the two sisters.
"It looks like the Kankers sisters on in a pickle ladies and gentleman, the two are having a rough time dodging that club!" the announcer stated to the audience.
"How in the world can we beat this crazy old lady?" Lee said in agitation.
"Don't you fools see, it's hopeless!" Glorious said, laughing like a maniac and bashing her giant club down at the two sisters.
Lee then started shooting at Glorious car again, but again like last time, the bullets had no effect with her car. "I don't get it, her car is just like a normal racing car, why isn't it exploding?"
Glorious then grew a wide smile on her face. "IT'S BECAUSE I'M THE STRONGEST AND PRETTIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD!" she said crazily as the club came down again.
This time, the club impacted part of Lee's car, causing her to swerve to the right at a fast speed, causing her to crash hard on a wall.
"Lee!" May exclaimed.
May was to busy watching Lee get hit, that she didn't notice that the giant club coming straight down at her. The giant blub impacted on May to the side of the car, causing her car to swerve and impact on a wall hard. Glorious started laughing again.
"You girls were foolish in trying to stop me, this race is mine!" Glorious exclaimed.
But the two girls started driving at fast speed again towards Glorious, even with their injuries and their badly damaged cars with scratches and bumps inflated on the side. Glorious just laughed again.
"Don't you girls see that I am to strong and pretty to be beaten by you? I have never lost a single challenge ever since I joined this competition, and I'm sure as hell is not about to start now!" Glorious exclaimed.
"Lady, you have serious issues!" Lee said as she launched a missile to the woman's car. It impacted on target, but, like last time, it did no damage. Glorious laughed again.
"You girls don't know what it's like to be treated as though your a weakling! When I was young and in school, I was more slender those days, and everyone adored me. I was popular with the girls, and every boy in school wanted to go out with me!" Glorious began.
The two sisters looked at each other with a confused look. The two sisters and the fat woman were now exiting the orange lights and were now at another dark cave.
"But then that faithful day happened, where me and my parents were driving home from school, and suddenly another car crashed into us, obliviously drunk. My parents were on the verge of dying, and I could have saved them, but I was to late when I called the hospital. Ever since that day, I've started gaining weight due to me being sad. And when I would go to school with my new abusive adopted parents, everyone would laugh at me on how fat I was!"
The two Kankers sisters were still looking at each other confusedly as Glorious was telling this story.
"Ever since that day, I grew fatter, and kids were still picking on me, when I've finally decided to get stronger and bully anyone who picked on me, even my adoptive parents, until I came to a life lesson. The only way to make it in this world is be strong. And that's what I did. When I heard about this competition, I've decided to enter it, to prove to everyone in the world on how strong I've gotten! Do you understand-wha?"
Just then the two Kanker sisters passed Glorious up as she finished her story.
"We don't have time to listen to your story, we've got a race to win!" Lee exclaimed.
"Yeah, what she said!" May said.
"You'll pay for that!" Glorious said as her giant club blocked the path that the Kankers were heading to. This caused the two sisters to hit their brakes. The giant club then swung to both Lee and May, knocking them to wall. Glorious then past the two up.
"It looks like the Kankers are down for the count ladies and gentleman. Wait a minute, it looks like the Kankers are still driving!" the announcer said.
Sure enough, the Kankers were still driving with fast speed, trying to catch up to Glorious. Glorious just smiled at this.
"You girls don't know when to quit do you?" Glorious said in agitaition.
"No, we don't!" May exclaimed.
"You think I told you that story for no reason? No! I told it to you so you can learn a lesson!" Glorious exclaimed.
"Oh yeah, and what's that?" Lee said.
"THAT IS TO TELL YOU THAT ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE, AND THE WEAK DIE! SO DIE!" Glorious said madly as she whacked her giant club at the two girls.
The force blew the two Kankers into a wall again...
Meanwhile Eddy and Ed were having a tough time with another driver in a yellow car. He had a basic machine gun on top and a missile in the back. The Eds and the driver were in the first part of the dark cave, where the two ramps were. The driver was shooting at the two Eds like no tomorrow.
"Don't worry Eddy, I will take care of this evil doer!" Ed said heroically as he pressed a button in his car. Just then, a giant hammer appeared on top of it, and he started to smash it down on the yellow race car driver. Unfortunately, the yellow car driver is fast, dodging the hammer with ease.
"Keep doing that Ed!" Eddy said as he started shooting his machine gun on the yellow car driver. Suddenly a ramp was in front of them, which the yellow car driver jumped. Eddy and Ed did the same, and continued doing the same routine, Ed trying to pound the yellow car driver with a hammer, and Eddy shooting at him with his machine gun. Unfortunately, the yellow car driver was fast, and was dodging them both with ease. The driver in the yellow car started to laugh.
"Is that the best you guys got?" he said imitating.
"No, we're just getting started! Isn't that right Ed?" Eddy said.
"Right you are!" Ed exclaimed.
"Yeah right, what can you kids possibly...huh?" the driver in the yellow car said.
The driver in the yellow car was now in between the two Eds. After the two Eds made the driver in between them, they then touched the sides of the driver's yellow car.
"What do you think your doing?" the driver said.
"You'll see," Eddy said.
Just then the driver now knew what they were doing. The two Eds cars were touching the sides of the driver in the yellow car hard. The driver tried to turn, but he couldn't because the two were blocking the way.
"That's your plan? I'll just shoot you guys up-"
Before the driver could finish his sentence, the two Eds and the driver were heading for the second ramp. When the two Eds were close to it, the two Eds released the driver in the yellow car and jumped the ramp. To his horror, the driver in the yellow car couldn't jump it, due to him not gaining enough speed to do it, thanks to the two Eds being on the side of him. This caused the driver to fall instead of jumping the ramp, down into the sewers. The two Eds could hear the crash down below.
"Good job Ed!" Eddy said, giving Ed the thumb up.
"It was nothing to it Eddy!" Ed said, giving Eddy a thumbs up as well.
"Nice teamwork by Ed and Eddy! And it seems that the two Kanker sisters are having a rough time with Glorious, as she keeps whacking her giant club at the two girls!" the announcer stated.
The two Eds looked at each other as they exited the dark cave and were now at another orange lighted hall.
"Who in the world is Glorious?" Eddy said.
"And what's with this giant club?" Ed said.
"I don't know, but it looks like Lee and May are in trouble."
"Should we save them Eddy?" Ed asked.
Eddy sighed. "We might as well, though I'm going to regret this later. And besides, Lee and May are way ahead of us, as well as this Glorious person. We better catch up big guy!" Eddy exclaimed.
"Okey dokey Eddy!" Ed said.
The duo began to accelerate their speed in order to catch up to the two Kanker sisters in the orange lighted hall with green seaweed. Just then more drivers showed up, including the crimson car driver who messed with Eddy and Ed a few meters back in the track.
"Hey guys, did you miss me?" the crimson driver said with a smile.
"No, as a matter of fact, everything was going good until you showed up!" Eddy exclaimed.
"Well, I'm sure you don't mind me passing through."
The crimson driver then passed Eddy and Ed, only by a few meters.
"Hey!" Eddy exclaimed.
"Oh, and I brought a little present for you!" the crimson driver said as he started to unleash oil from the back of his car again.
The two Eds dodged it with ease. Other drives in the back weren't so fortunate, as they started to slip and slide on the oil, some of them crashing into the walls. The crimson driver stopped unleashing oil. This time, using a joy stick inside his car, he controlled the machine gun on top of his car and started shooting at the two Eds. One of the bullets struck Ed's front glass, causing him to get distracted and for him to start swerving.
"This is such a cruel world!" Ed said as he continued swerving.
"Ed!" a familiar girl voice said.
Ed's then was surprised. "Dee Dee?"
"Yeah it's me. Your not gonna let someone like him destroy you are you?" Dee Dee said.
"Of course not!" Ed said.
Ed then hit the brakes and stopped swerving.
"Well then get him! Your sister is here with you and everyone else from the cul-de-sac."
Ed then started to drive again and eventually caught back up with Eddy. "Where is your voice coming from?" Eddy asked, looking around.
"I asked the announcer if I could borrow his megaphone. He said no though, so I just took it from him."
"That's...not right," Eddy said.
"For shame," Ed said.
"I know, but I just wanted to talk to you Ed," Dee Dee said sweetly.
"Aww." Ed said, blushing.
"Oops! I think the announcer is coming, good luck Ed, and all the cul-de-sac- kids said good luck to!"
"Hey, give me back my megaphone!" the announcer said. Their was silents for a few minutes. "Heh, sorry about that folks!"
"I think that girl likes you to much Ed," Eddy said.
"Just as much as I like her Eddy," Ed said dreamily.
"Anyway, let's get our minds back to the track," Eddy said as they started to speed up.
The other drivers behind them did the same until they exited the orange lighted path and were now in the second part of the darker cave, with water flowing out of walls and big metal pipes everywhere. In front of the two Eds, the crimson driver was ahead, and their was a pipe separating two paths.
"Like last time, only one path will lead to the rest of the track!" the announcer announced to the drivers.
The crimson driver took the left path. Just beyond the left path, Eddy could see the two Kankers and the woman named Glorious up ahead, Glorious smashing down her giant club at the two girls.
"Which way should we take Eddy?" Ed asked.
"The left Ed!" Eddy said as him and Ed took the left path. Some of the drivers took the left path as well, while some took the right.
The two Eds were now keeping straight on the path. Then two drivers, one with a white car with black strips on it, and one with a black car with white stripes on it, were driving at the same pace as the two Eds.
"Looks like we got ourselves two easy targets, eh Joe?" the driver with the black car over white stripes said.
"Sure looks like it Bob," the other driver said.
"Who are you calling easy targets?" Eddy asked.
The two Eds and the two other driver, as well as other driver behind him, were now headed for another orange lighted cave.
"You are, of course!" the driver named Joe said as he started to shoot at Eddy with his machine gun.
The other driver, Bob, started doing the same thing with Ed. The problem is, that Eddy and Ed couldn't escape, because the two drivers were trapping them both the same way that Ed and Eddy trapped the yellow car driver.
"It looks like the two Eds are in a pickle, as they are caught in between the two drivers Joe and Bob. How are they going to get out of this one?" the announcer stated.
Bullets started to impact on the two Eds.
"Oh Eddy, I've got an idea! Get close to me!" Ed said to Eddy.
"What's your idea Ed?" Eddy asked.
"Just get close to me, quick!" Ed said.
Eddy trusted his friend and got closer to him. "Okay, now what?"
Just then as bullets began to pierce the two Ed's car, Ed pressed a button in his car. When he did, Ed's strong shield popped up around not just him, but Eddy as well. The bullets then started to bounce off the shield and back to the two drivers.
"Shoot!" they both said at the same time.
They then stopped shooting.
"Good job Ed!" Eddy said.
"I'm not through yet Eddy!" Ed said as he began to close up to Joe.
"Hey, what the-"
Before he could finish his sentence, the shield impacted on Joe, causing him to swerve and crash into a wall. Ed then drove towards Bob with the same results as he crashed into the wall as well. Ed then deactivated his shield.
"That a boy Ed!" Eddy said.
"Yep, that's me all right," Ed replied.
In the stands somewhere in the sewers, the crowd started to cheer for both Ed and Eddy's performances. Also in the stands were the cul-de-sac children and Dee Dee, who were also cheering for the two Eds.
"Wow, their good!" the yellow haired girl Nazz said.
"Yeah, I gotta admit, the Eds came a long way.
"Rolf also like the way the Ed boys are racing in those contraptions," Rolf said.
"Those are called cars Rolf," Johnny added.
"Yeah, Ed is cool," Dee Dee said, the brother of Dexter.
The screen that the crowds were watching panned over from the two Eds back to the two Kanker sisters, who were having a hard time with Glorious.
"It's amazing that the Kankers are still driving after all those beatings from that club!" the announcer said.
"I hope the Kankers turn out okay. Even they don't deserve to die," Nazz said...
Back in the track, Ed and Eddy turned left and were heading for a pipe that separated two paths, only this one it doesn't matter which path you took, you'll still head for the same path, and it was short. Both Ed and Eddy took a path and then turned right in the orange lighted cave with green seaweed, which had two pipes that lead to only one path. Both Ed and Eddy took it. Eddy was then looking in his rear view mirror.
"Where the heck is Double D?" Eddy said in agitation.
"He must be way behind," Ed said.
"Geez, how long is it gonna take him?"
Before Ed could respond, a missile, which came from in front, barely impacted on the two Eds, but instead, zoomed past them and impacted on another car from behind. The two Eds looked in front and saw the black masked driver right in front of them, with not just a normal machine gun on top of his car, but a more heavy machine gun on top of his car.
"All right pal, just who are you and why do you guys wear black masks?" Eddy asked.
"That's none of your business," the black masked driver said.
Before Eddy could say anything else, the black masked driver started shooting at the two Eds. Eddy and Ed quickly got out of the way.
"Eat this!" Eddy said as he unleashed some bullets at the black masked driver.
Before the bullets can penetrate his car, the black masked driver popped up a shield around him, causing the bullets reflect back at Eddy. Eddy then stopped shooting. The black masked driver pressed a button to make his shield go away and started shooting his heavy machine at the two Eds, who had trouble dodging the bullets.
"It looks like the two Eds are in a real jam now, the black masked driver are one of the best drivers in the world, competing in a lot of Grand Prix races around the world and winning almost every single one of them, and losses were rare!" the announcer said.
"So these guys are professional drivers eh?" Eddy said, dodging the bullets.
"I shall take care of him!" Ed said as he popped up a shield.
Once he did, he started to drive straight to the black masked driver. Surprisingly, the bullets that the black masked driver were unleashing destroyed Ed's shield with ease. This made Ed surprised, because his shield were powerful. Because of this, some of the bullets impacted on Ed's car, and they didn't place little damage, as big dent was in Ed's front bumper due to the bullets.
"I'll save you Ed!" Eddy said as he popped up his shield.
"That's useless," the black masked driver said as he continued shooting at the duo. It wasn't long before Eddy's shield breaks, and for some of the bullets to penetrate Eddy's car, causing a big dent in his front bumper. The two Eds had to keep dodging the bullets, even thought they were having a hard time doing so.
"It looks like this is the end for the two Eds," the announcer said.
"No, it can't be!" Dee Dee said.
"Yeah, my big brother will get out of this sooner or later!" Sarah said.
The rest of the cul-de-sac children agreed.
"Where the heck IS Double D?" Eddy said in agitation as he kept dodging the bullets...
Meanwhile Edd and Marie were dodging bullets from another driver in front of them in the first part of the orange lighted cave. The driver could easily blend in with the cave, because his car was orange as well. Edd and Marie were having trouble dodging the bullets, due to it being so fast.
"Ha, you guys won't be able to doge my bullets for long!" the driver said.
"He's right Double D, I can't get a close shot on him!" Marie said.
"Don't worry Marie, I'll take care of this!" Edd said.
He then pressed a button in his car and the computerized voice said, "What is your command Double D?
"Computer, is their anyway to stop him from shooting at us?" Edd asked.
The computer was scanning the orange car. After a few minutes, the computerized voice said, The machine gun can only shoot from behind, and that is the only weapon that the driver has.
"I heard that Double D!" Marie said.
Marie then started to gain speed while dodging the bullets with great difficulty.
"Marie, what are you doing?" Edd shouted at her.
"Just trust me!" Marie said.
Some of the bullets impacted on Marie's car while she was speeding up. It wasn't before long until the bullets couldn't impact on her anymore, because she was now in front of the driver, and the machine was still going back.
"No!" the driver said in agitation. "Well, I'll still got your boyfriend!"
"Excuse me? She is not my-"
Before Edd could finish his sentence, the bullets started to impact on Edd's car. Marie then bumped into the side of the driver, which caused the bullets to shoot in another direction.
"Double D, shoot at him!" Marie said.
"Okay!" Edd said as he started shooting at the driver.
Edd's bullets impacted on the driver, which caused him to swerve and hit a nearby wall. It wasn't before long until Edd and Marie past the driver up.
"Good job Double D, we make a great team don't we?" Marie said.
"Yes well, let's keep going so we can catch up to our friends, they need our help!" Edd said.
"Right!" Marie said as they both sped up.
Edd noticed how serious Marie was now. She wasn't the same obsessive Marie Edd knew back in the cul-de-sac, she was different now, a little more serious. The two were now heading for a pipe that separated two paths. They took left. They then went straight when they crossed the two pipes. Then they kept going straight until they finally saw Eddy and Ed, as well as some other drivers fighting each other for the finish line. They could also see Ed and Eddy having trouble with a driver in a black car.
"Their they are! Just a few more-"
Before Edd could finish his sentence, a driver from the side of Edd bumped into him and kept driving forward.
"Hey!"
"You should have gotten out of the way twerp!" the driver in the purple car with a missile on top of it said.
Marie then started to shoot at the driver with her machine gun. The driver dodged them easily. He then pressed a button inside his car. When he did, a compartment opened in the back of his car and metal balls with spikes on them dropped out. Marie dodged them as she kept shooting at the purple driver.
"Your annoying! Take this!" the driver said.
Just then a missile appeared on top of the drivers car. He launched it at Marie. Marie wasn't able to dodge it in time, though it didn't hit Marie directly, it only grazed her machine gun, which caused it to plunge off the top of her car.
"Heh, you were lucky, but this time you won't be!" the driver said as he launched another missile at Marie. Marie didn't have time to dodge it.
"No!" Marie said as she closed her eyes and got ready to feel the impact.
It never came though. Marie opened her eyes, and in front of her was Edd with a shield around him.
"Double D, you saved me!" Marie said happily.
"Yes well, it was the right thing to do," Edd said as he deactivated his shield.
Just then Marie and Edd heard an explosion in front of them. The purple car was in debris now, as Edd and Marie passed it up.
"How did he blew up?" Marie asked.
"Oh, the shield I deployed reflected the missile and went back on him," Edd explained.
Edd and Marie were to busy talking to each other that the didn't notice that Eddy and Ed were in front of them, dodging the heavy machine gun that the black masked driver was shooting at them. Before Edd could say anything to his friends, he noticed that there was a ramp up ahead. The black masked driver saw this to, and stopped shooting his bullets. The black masked driver, Ed, Edd, Eddy, and Marie jumped the ramp, as well as the other drivers. They then landed on some water and kept driving straight. The place they landed on looked liked the place all the drivers were on the starting line, only they were more big pipes.
"This is the part of the course where the drivers must dodge the pipes in order to get through," the announcer said.
The pipes were really hard to dodge as they were scattered in zigzag positons. Edd and Marie managed to catch up to Ed and Eddy.
"Eddy!" Edd said at the side of him.
Eddy looked at him. "What took you Double D?" Eddy asked.
"I had to go back and save Marie from going to the wrong path."
"Double D!" Ed said happily.
"Yep, were here!" Marie said.
Edd then noticed the large bumps in Eddy's and Ed's front bumper. Eddy noticed Edd staring. "Yeah, we've been having trouble with this guy with a black mask...look out!" Eddy said.
The black masked driver started shooting the heavy machine gun at the three Eds and the Kanker, which they all barely dodged.
"We've been having trouble with this guy for a while! That machine gun can even break through shields."
"Have no fear, I'll use my computer and scan for a weak point on that gun," Edd said.
"Well be quick about it-oof!" Eddy said.
Eddy hit one big pipe that was horizontal. Luckily he wasn't going that fast when he was dodging the bullets. Eddy then quickly accelerated to catch up to his friends. When he did, he noticed that he's not the only one who keeps hitting pipes. Other drivers had trouble getting through the hard course, causing them to explode and car parts turned into debirs. Edd, Marie, and Ed were having the same problem, only they didn't explode, because they were not going that fast. The black masked driver had no trouble at all, all this while shooting at the group...
Meanwhile Lee and May were still having a lot of trouble dodging the iron club that Glorious was crashing on them.
"WHERE THE HECK IS MARIE?" Lee screamed...
Author notes: How will the Eds and the Kankers get out of this one? Is this the end? Find out in the last part of the race! Remember, if you wanna make a guest appearance just PM me! R&R!