By the time Dil was 3 he began to learn the language of Staffenhochtorian.
"Emoc yo nos, uoy nac od as. (Come on son, you can do it.)"
"Dlihc noitcudba? (Child abduction?)" Dil said.
"Stah't thgir. (That's right.)" Stew said happy that Dil said the words he taught him right. "Swo'h tuoba ew od emos fo taht? (How's about we do some of that?)" he asked. "Ll'ew og er rew tenalp Redon dna tcudba emos nerdlihc ew nac thgmsirnh yo. (We'll go to the planet Redon and abduct some children we can experiment on.)" he said.
Stew took his "son" into his UFO and they went to Redon. Dil was happy with his new alien life. Mostly because he had no memories of Earth. He couldn't remember Tommy, Didi, Stu, Grandpa Lou, Spike, Phil, Lil, Chuckie, Kimi, Susie, Angelica, or anyone else from Earth.