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Doominess: Chapter 2
"Yes! We're finally done, Mimi!" Tak gazed proudly at the used-to-be escape pod. Now, it was a very smooth and operational ship. It was not bent up in any way now, and it had no malfunctions or any imperfections. The best part was that, with help from Mimi, the entire repair took only two hours.
Despite her pride in the newly repaired ship, she felt a jab of uncertainty. Would the ship start? If it did, would it be able to hold up long enough to get to Earth? The irken shivered at the thought of plummeting down into the space below as her ship caught on fire.
She turned to her SIR unit. "Mimi, we did an excellent job, but first, we need to give it a test run." Mimi nodded agreeingly. Tak blinked in acknowledgement and hopped inside the new ship, Mimi close behind. She was admittedly very nervous as she put the ship in start. Her nerves were calmed when the ship appeared to run very smoothly. She flew it around in circles to test it and was delighted when the ship seemed to be in very good shape.
Tak grinned evilly as she thought of Zim for the first time in hours. Cruel satisfactions flooded her mind as she thought of what she would do to him once she got to Earth.
"I'm coming, Zim." She whispered to herself. A moment later she added, in a louder tone, "Mimi, we're going to Earth!" Tak revved up the engines in the ship as she prepared to fly to the ridiculously close Planet Earth.
"Yes, Mistress Tak!" It responded as it loyally saluted to her. Tak gave a small smile and then took off towards Earth.
"It's over, Zim!" She shouted through the engines as she gave a slightly psychotic-sounding evil laugh.
"GIR! Where is my HAMSTER CANNON?" An unnecessarily loud voice shouted in the silence.
A small green robot with teal-colored eyes ran, giggling, to the sound of its master's voice, holding a small, black cannon.
"HERE YA GO!" It placed the small weapon on the workspace.
"Thank you, Gir. Now Zim can use this cannon to test the effect that gravity has on disgusting human pets!" He explained proudly. "I made it myself."
Gir was busy drinking a slurpee. "Whut?"
Zim slapped his forehead. "Nevermind. I don't know why I even bother telling you my ingenious plans…you're so…not worth bothering…telling you my...you get the point!" To avoid confusing himself yet again, the irken turned his attention to a small cage at the corner. Inside, a small brown-and-white hamster was happily stuffing some seeds into its mouth, blissfully unaware of the fact that it was going to be launched into space in a matter of seconds.
"Computer, give me a view of space from the Earth so I can see the hamster as it EXPLODES FROM PURE EXPLODINESS!"
The computer sighed. "Okay." Moments later the main screen projected an image of outer space, with the planet Earth taking up most of the left side of the screen.
The irken let out an evil cackle. "Now, for the hamster."
As Zim opened the top of the cage, the hamster looked up innocently, squealing when Zim's hand reached out and picked it up. He had expected that. What he didn't expect was the small creature biting him on the finger, hard enough to make Zim drop the hamster and go into a frenzy.
"OW! OW! CURSE YOU, INFERNAL HUMAN PET! CURSE YOU!" He yelled at the top of his lungs as hopped up and down and rolled on the floor. The hamster saw his chance and ran off in a random direction, disappearing from sight a few moments later. Gir threw his now-empty slurpee cup on the floor and turned his attention to the screen for no apparent reason.
Zim slowly climbed to his feet, seething with rage. "Stupid stink-animals. I should have known better to trust them. One second they're all nice, and then they turn around and-"
"Hey look, a thingy!" Gir interrupted cheerfully. Zim growled in annoyance and turned to look at the screen. Sure enough, there was something coming towards Earth…but he was sure it wasn't a 'thingy'.
"Computer, zoom in on that moving object." He commanded. The computer screen zoomed in by several frames. With each frame, Zim got more and more horrified and incredulous at what was in front of him. A ship…a ship with more than one creature…oh no!
As the last frame zoomed in, Zim could only stare in horror as he slowly recognized the two beings inside the ship; Tak, who was currently in the middle of a particularly evil laugh, and her SIR unit, Mimi, who was staring out the windshield with a look of pure hate.
Gir was first to break the tense silence. "Hey, it's Mimi! HI MIMI!" It waved at the screen, unaware that Mimi couldn't hear it.
Meanwhile, Zim was having a small mental breakdown. "No…this can't be! How could have come back? Her ship was completely useless when her SIR unit destroyed it. Wait…how did her SIR unit survive!? It was in pieces when I last saw it! OH NO! SHE'S AFTER MY ROBOT BEE AGAIN!" He then proceeded to scream and run around in circles.
Gir, who was blissfully ignoring its master's insanity, continued to wave and giggle at the screen.
After a few moments of chaos, Zim finally gathered his wits. "No! Zim gives in to NO ONE! I WILL FIGHT FOR MY ROBOT BEE! THE ROBOT BEE!"
It was then that the computer interjected, "Um, Zim, the robot bee flew away, remember?"
"SILENCE! DO NOT INTERRUPT ZIM WHILE HE IS COMPLENTATING DOOM!"
"But…oh, fine then." The computer went silent.
Zim ignored this and continued to think. "Hmm…I shall contact her right now! I'm sure after talking to me for less than a minute that she will be afraid and turn around! YES! INGENIOUS!" Zim hastened to push a few necessary buttons for contacting the purple-eyed irken. Within a few moments, and image of Tak appeared on the screen.
Both Tak and Zim yelled each other's name at the same time. After they both took a moment to hide their indigenization, Zim spoke first.
"YOU! STAY AWAY FROM MY ROBOT BEE, YOU HEAR! OR ELSE!'
Tak could only stare at the projection of Zim in awe of his stupidity. "What?"
"Are your antennae hard of hearing or something, Tak? I said, STAY AWAY FROM MY ROBOT BEE!"
"THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOUR ROBOT BEE, YOU MORON!"
"WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE ABOUT?! Don't act stupid, Tak. I KNOW YOUR INTENTIONS, YOU ROBOT-BEE-THIEF!"
Tak then proceeded to facepalm.
"My Tallest, you're an idiot. Look, Zim, I really don't need this right now…"
"AHA! SO YOU ADMIT IT! YOU ARE AFTER MY ROBOT BEE! I WILL-'
"HI MIMI!"
"GIR, BE QUIET!"
The small robot started to tear up. "But master…what about what we had?"
"…What?"
"…I dunno! I'm gonna go watch the scary monkey show!" Gir merrily skipped to the elevator.
Zim cringed. "That horrible robot…HEY, I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!" He yelled as Tak started to show signs of falling asleep.
Tak shot up and eyed him evilly through the transmission. "I will destroy you Zim…just you wait." Without warning, the irken cut the transmission.
"Hey! I WASN'T…oh well. She must have turned around and gone back. VICTORY FOR ZIM!"
Meanwhile, back in space…
"My Tallest, and I thought he was stupid before!" Tak mused to herself. "Oh well…it will make destroying him twice as fun…" She turned to Mimi. "We're almost there. Mimi, I give you permission to destroy Zim's horrible robot after I destroy the idiot himself." The Sir unit merely nodded.
The irken turned her attention back to Earth, which was now very, very close. Tak couldn't suppress an evil chuckle. "Your robot bee won't help you this time, Zim…"
I love this chapter. So very much…
One last thing-
"Cruel satisfactions flooded her mind as she thought of what she would do to him once she got to Earth.
"I'm coming, Zim." She whispered to herself."
Did these lines give anyone else dirty thoughts? *shot*
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