Is it too hard to review a story?

What? It is?

…

That's stupid.

I'm going on strike!

...

That was a short strike.

*Sigh*

Okay, fine, I'll actually develop the plot this chapter.

NO FAIR!

*sobs*

The Zit was angry.

"I AM THE ZIT!" he bellowed. "Voldemort, why have you been running from me? Why have you been running from the story? You know you are not allowed to do that!"

Voldemort was confused. "I do?"

"Yes! It says so in the contract you signed!"

Voldemort looked at the contract. "Huh. I guess it did. Right down there in the Story Clause. Didn't notice that. I guess I was too focused on the Santa Clause."

HA HA HA! Not funny.

The Zit took a deep breath. "Okay. I have instructions to find my instructions. My instructions say that to find the instructions, we must open this truffle. Unfortunately, I was not given the power to eat truffles. So we will have to wait for the truffle to open randomly. In the meantime, we can all sing songs! I made this one myself:

Row, row, row your boat,

or else you will die!

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,

Life is but a pie.

"Heard it," said Voldemort uglily. (I know uglily isn't a real word – it's an inside joke.)

The Zit was bewildered. "But – but-but – how? I made it myself!"

"That song is so 35 seconds ago."

"But I sang it 34 seconds ago!"

"Well, too bad."

"Okay, how about jokes?"

"What kind of jokes?"
"Knock-knock jokes!"

Voldemort groaned.

"Fine, fine! How about this one – what did the robot say to the centipede?"

"Hey – that's new. I've never heard it. Go on."

"He said, 'Stop being a centipede!'"

Voldemort started laughing. "Hey, that's not bad."

Harry said (and yes, Harry is still in this scene – did you forget about him? Shame on you.), "I don't get it."

"See, it's funny," said Tom Riddle, "'cause the robot ain't got no arms."

Says Harry, "Say what now?"

The Zit didn't get it, either.

"That isn't doesn't have anything to do with the joke!"

"Yeah, but it's still funny," said Moldy Voldy.

At that moment, the truffle holding the instructions split open.

DUN DUN DUN!

(I just had to put that there.)

Ok, I think that's enough for now.

I warned you that people would be OOC, but did you listen to me? NOOOOO. You went on and ignored my warning.

Just don't flame this, 'k?

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Doesn't all of those reviews make you want to review?

No? It doesn't?

You stink.

So long for now, because I'm lazy,

~nony0mous~

Your obnoxious overlord