Chapter 6 is here!

It's pointless.

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That was one big prophecy. Very original.

The crowd was talking about how dangerous this quest was going to be.

"But at least the fate of the world doesn't depend on it!" exclaimed an optimist.

"Did I forget to say the fate of the world depends on it? Apparently, I did," said the Zit. "Well, remember that bomb that you two ate? Well, it will go off unless you eat some of Stephen's Unseasoned Fries. If it does, then the whole world will explode randomly for no reason."

"That's stupid," said Voldemort. "Avada Kedavra!"

Voldemort's curse bounced off of the Zit.

"Ha! nony0mous's love for me protects me from your curses!" shouted the Zit.

Then there was a fizzing sound.

"Great. nony0mous, why do you hate me so?"

Voldemort perked up. "The love spell has been broken? Yes! Avada Kedavra!"

Harry looked unnerved.

"Let's start, then!" and Voldemort and Harry walked away.

"Do re mi fa so la ti do!" screamed Voldemort in his high pitched voice. "We're off to see the wizard! F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me! N is for anywhere and anytime at all-"

"Will you shut up?" Harry said, depressed.

"You should stop complaining. You don't have to endure listening to 'MY SCAR, MY SCAR!' all day long!"

Then they approached a wall in the middle of the road. It was just standing there.

"Hey, guys," said the wall. "I'm a wall."

"I am not a guy!" Voldemort said. "I am a creepy snake thing that doesn't have nostrils!"

"Anyway," said the wall, "I will let you pass if you answer one question."

"I hate questions!" whined Voldy Moldy. "Instead, I will use my ghost powers to walk right through you!"

Voldemort walked through Wall. Then he heard a clanging sound.

"What was that?" asked Moldy Shorts.

"Oh," said Wall, "that was probably the ghost detector inside me. It activates some ghost walls around you.

"Ghost walls? Great, now I can't get out! Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?"

"Nice speech," commented Potter Otter. "Now, excuse me while I walk around this wall."

"But won't you save me?" pleaded Goldysnort.

"Gee, I'd love to, but you were about to leave me to a wall."

"Please! I'll do anything!"

"Will you get outside the wall for me?"

"Yes! I'll get outside the wall right now!"

Lord Voldything popped outside Wall. "Okay, now get me outside of this thing!"

"Okay."

And they walked off happily.

Wall sighed. "All I wanted was to ask them one question. 'What are your names?' Is it too hard to answer that?"

Okay, so that was chapter 6. It was pointless except for the fact that it had to do with the prophecy.

See ya later,

Supreme Ruler nony0mous