David Karofsky
His mother was bipolar and abandoned him and his father when he was eight years old. In his heart, David believes that him mother left because of him. His biggest fear is that his father will be ashamed of him.
Harold and Maude is his favorite movie. He's seen it 20 times and it still makes him cry.
Freshman year, some jerk kid was talking trash about Azimio and dropped the n bomb. Dave beat him silly, stood up on a bench in the locker room and asked loudly if anyone else had a problem. They have been best friends ever since.
Britney reminds him of a 12 year old and he's disgusted by the guys who take advantage of her. He convinced her that just lying together in bed counted for her "perfect record". He made Azimio swear that he would do the same.
Trying to convince himself that he was straight; he built quite a rep as a lover. He's often referenced as the best lay in McKinley and Santana gave him the nickname "Special K"
He attends Church with Azimio every Sunday.
He doesn't regret kissing Kurt. It was going to end with the kiss or Dave smashing Kurt's pretty face. He'll take the kiss.
When the song "Fancy" plays, he turns the radio up and daydreams about Kurt.
Rachael Berry scares the crap out of him. Her eyes are too large for her face, making her look like a life size cuppie doll. The song "Creepy Doll" plays in his head when she walks past him.
He has no idea why he took that f-ing cake topper.