A/N: Oh my Gaga! I was pleasantly surprised by the number of reviews. You guys are awesome...and just think of all the kittens you saved ;-) To jayjay11, ty I will, and please keep reviewing. To Valerina; I'm totally doing all the adults (Will and Emma come next) but I had not considered doing Lauren, Jacob or Becky...I shall have to give it a try. To Grilled Cheesus; I really wanted a perspective where David is not messed up because his uber conservative so-called Christian parents would kick him out. I heart Jesus and I love my gay peeps. The only bars I go to are the gay bars cuz they are the best. (just saying). Black-x-Hope; I'm glad you like Brad, and please stop drinking those energy drinks (yikes). To moonfawn; subversive, who me? *grins*

Sue Sylvester

She really was a rock and roll flutist

Journey is her favorite band.

Every time she hears "Whip My Hair" she cranks the volume and daydreams about Will.

Even though she believes in promoting a healthy diet, she has a secret snack drawer.

She gives out ridiculous nicknames to everyone because she is awful with remembering names but too proud to admit it's a problem.

There are 5 poisons that if ingested by a human will kill without leaving a trace and mimic a heart attack; Sue has access to all of them.

She has a subscription to "American Bitch"

Her level 80 dwarf is named after her sister Jean, and she is a total bad-ass.

She has OCDC and washes her hands over 30 times a day.

She spammed Emma's email with porn just because it's fun to watch her freak out and try to close the browser window without looking