OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOSTESS CLUB
CHAPTER 3
"W-was she angry?" Takai Suah stuttered.
"How did you guys know Haruhi-kun was a girl, anyways?" Mitsune Banizouka asked.
"Hormones," Hikane and Kaone Hitakin both answered in unison.
"Eh?" Takai raised her eyebrow.
"Well, we failed the first test of creating a club, so let's call it a day," Kyosuna Ootomi sighed.
"Wait, what? We just started! Besides, you're the vice president, so I, as head honcho, declare the REAL and OFFICIAL club activities to begin!"
"Well, the story's plot just changed." Hikane and Kaone Hitakin both said in unison.
An Ouran hour later…
"Taka-chan, it's already been an hour and we barely done anything yet…" Mitsune said, hugging her plush horse.
"No, Bunny-sempai. This is just the beginning!"
"I don't necessarily think that sowing patches on a tattered Uma-chan is called progress," Hikane said.
"There's no warranty on these things." Bunny-sempai replied. Takai hesitated for a silent, cold minute.
"B-Bunny-sempai doesn't count as a child?"
"Hey, I'm 17 1/2." Mitsune's happy, bright smile melted into a scary, indefinable glare.
"It's not as if we're the Sket Dan, or something." Kaone commented. *please refer to the manga, Sket Dance.*
"But Sket Dan – wait. Kyosuna!" Takai said.
"Seriously, stop snapping whenever you need me."
"Search all over Japan and look for all of the volumes of Sket Dance!
"Haha! Look at Hime and how stupid she looks when we're already holding volume 2!" Hikane and Kaone laughed as they teased Takai with their book.
"Oi, oi, oi."
The so-called Hostess Club studied the manga for another Ouran hour.
"This – this is it!"
"You want to create a club like the Sket Dan?" Bunny-sempai asked enthusiastically.
"No… I want to have a club that introduces our school to the commoner life!" Takai declared.
The Hostess Club was silent for a cold moment.