Thank you sooo much for the ideas! And as I promised, free cookies! (Throws chocolate chip cookies to horsexloverx, Willowfur, Icicle1penguin, and Cudabear) If you're one of those weird people who don't like chocolate chip cookies, just ask Smokey the bear to tell me. He knows where I live, or at least that's what he said last time we saw each other…

Ellie was busy chewing poppy seeds off when she heard a loud bump. She looked up, startled by the noise. "What in the world…" not seven feet away was some kind of black and white bird.

'It has sort of a fishy smell' she thought. Ellie picked up her wheelbarrow and placed the large bird inside along with her herbs and turned west. The trip through the forest was a long one as she remembered the bittersweet memories of her and her Mom's time away from her dad and her younger brother.

Flashback…

The wind stirred Ellie's fur as Ellie's mother pushed her and the homemade swing softly. "Come on, Mom, higher!" she screeched.

"No, no, sweetie, I think we better get back before your father gets angry again," a small feminine voice said.

Ellie got off the swing and looked sadly at her mother. "He won't hit us again, will he?" she asked.

Her mom sighed. "I don't know, Ellie, I don't know."

End of Flashback

Tears sprung in her eyes as she recalled her grief when her father returned and in his rage, killed her sweet and loving mother. She stood in the entrance of a den, afraid to confront him.

"Hey, Jelly Ellie! Watcha doin?" her younger brother, Thorn Bush asked. He trotted up to her and gasped when he saw the unconscious bird in the wheelbarrow. "You killed it!" he yelled.

"No I didn't! I found him in the garden! And he's… waking up."

"Oh, crud, how are we going to tell Dad!" Thorn Bush said, probably thinking of owning a vampire slaying shop in Romania.

"We're not owning a vampire slaying business!"

"Well, if you have any other ideas, I'd be glad to hear it! Except a werewolf hunting business, my friend Bill called it."

A soft moaning sound interrupted their quarrel. The siblings stared at the bird who blinked twice, and stuttered "y-you're badgers!" and fainted yet again.

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"Shh. He's awaken." A voice said. Rico opened his eyes to see a golden-brown rabbit standing right in front of him. Twenty other rabbits stared, mystified by his presence.

"Uh, waz you lookin at?" he muttered.

"What we are looking at, my friend, is you! The prophecy has been revealed!" he shouted.

"We went over this, Nubbo, every thing that falls from the sky, doesn't mean it's part of a prophecy."

There were gasps of astonishment as a brown hare rolled his eyes, no one called the chief rabbit wrong! Nubbo glared at the rabbit known as Shang, "Alright then, you can take care of him until the time of the prophecy is right."

"Wha prophecy!" Rico yelled as all the rabbits except Shang scurried away.

"All I know is that Nubbo is a nub…and mental" Shang added as the two faintly heard ' My lettuce is possessed!'

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'Okay, it has officially three hours, forty-two minutes and twelve seconds' thought Kowalski as he stared into the eyes of a dental clown. 'He hasn't moved yet, maybe if I ru.. I mean retreat fast enough, he won't notice.' Kowalski quickly darted behind a cobwebbed chair that you would find in a dentists' office.

He shuddered inwardly, already thinking of an escape plan. Distract and hide in a corner, he told himself. He dived towards the clown and attempted to pull down its pants, but realized they were stuck to its body. "Oh crud…" Kowalski muttered, he ran towards the dark-paneled window before shouting "Plan Beeeee!" and jumped out.

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Skipper landed with a thud into what seemed like a dark alley. "Who's there?" a suspicious voice grunted.

Skipper's eyes widened in the dark, the last time he heard that grunt had been not two months ago. "Well, well, Hans, I didn't expect you to return at the crime of the scene so early." he teased.

Hans turned towards Skipper, "Some old friends of mine cleared the story up… more or less. Right, fellas?"

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So, yeah. There will be a few made-up characters, but probably just for this story. And I'm so sorry I can't update so often! I just have project after project after project! It's driving me CRAZY!

P.S. I like salami.

P.S.S. I don't own POM or Smokey the bear!