I need a new computer! Everything crashed last Thursday… except internet, I don't know why. So I couldn't update my story until today.

Private

"But, Private, you're half the size of our father! You'll be crushed before you can even made your first stance!" Ellie said.

Private looked at the floor, "My friend Skipper always said to try the best you can… and you might succeed."

"Why would anyone want to suck seed? If that's the only thing you'll get in return, I wouldn't do it. Jeesh Ellie, you always give the lousiest gifts!" Thorn Bush asked.

Private rolled his eyes. Thorn Bush sure sounded a lot like Julian just then.

"Well at least mine don't smell like dirty socks!" Ellie stated.

"At least…"

"Stop yelling!" George roared.

"I guess you're our only hope." Ellie whispered.

"Way to sound like Star Wars." Thorn Bush grumbled.

"Great, but we're going to need a plan." Private said. The three of them leaned in and started planning the far-fetched plan of all of fanfiction!

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Rico

Rico twisted and turned in the moss- covered den the rabbits gave him. He couldn't sleep, thinking of the expectations of the simple-minded rabbits and his friends. Where were they now? Were they all right? What did all the zoo animals think of their low maitnance? Of course Rico didn't know, but he wished his friends were okay.

Shane stuck his nose into Rico's den, "Nubbo wants to see you."

Rico looked at Shane questionably, what did Nubbo want? "It's to make battle plans against George." Shane reminded him.

Right, battle plans. Rico silently followed Shane, wanting the meeting to be over already.

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Kowalski

"The sun's all but burned holes in the bottom of my feet." Kowalski complained to no one in particularly.

"Huh, you think you have it tough, you should see what the humidity does to me. See all my feathers are bunched up!"

"Oh no, bunched up? I feel so bad for you." Kowalski said sarcastically. "Wait a second, who's there?" Kowalski screeched, forming a fighting stance.

"Gosh, Kowalski, a little slow there." A commando voice said.

"Sk-sk-ipper?" There… was a foggy, but sloid form of a flat-headed penguin.

No, Skipper! (sniff) He had so much to live for… Well, sorry for the cliff hanger. But don't worry, it's going to be epic!