A/N: Yeah, sorry I didn't end upload this yesterday, but I was kicked off. Anyways, yeah. I know that some of the moves aren't described right, but seriously, how the shit are you supposed to describe them? Anywho, read, enjoy, review, please 3


"Oh lord, I thought that we'd never make it through there." Maya said thankfully as she practically threw herself up the stairs and onto the fifth, or sixth, she wasn't sure anymore, floor. "I do not ever want to see another portal tile for the rest of my life. Fucking never."

"You shouldn't swear!" Karen exclaimed from behind her, still holding onto Chansey's almost paw-like hand. Chansey squealed in agreement. Maya merely rolled her eyes.

"Do me a favour."

"Oh yeah?"

"Shut up and grow the fuck up." Maya growled. Karen frowned and exchanged glances with Chansey. She returned Togekiss to her pokeball because of the large window that let in a load of natural light. "Empoleon, use Ice Beam on that door and then ram it just like with the door downstairs." Empoleon nodded and inhaled deeply and breathed out a steady beam of ice, covering the door. After a moment of allowing it to set, Empoleon ran into the frozen door shoulder first as if he were a battering ram, effectively smashing the damn door down just as he had done the previous time.

"Chansey, heal up Empoleon. Use Softboiled." Karen directed. Maya looked at her in minor surprise, until she noticed there was a bit of a bruise and a small cut on Empoleon's shoulder. She most likely wouldn't have even noticed it unless Karen had told Chansey to heal Empoleon, and the cut would have remained there until they ended up at a Pokemon center. Chansey hugged Empoleon, who stood completely still, with a face lacking emotion. Empoleon's skin started to glow slightly where the bruise was but stopped a moment later, and was gone. Invisible even.

"Wow that worked surprisingly well." Maya mumbled. Karen smiled down at her smugly. "Yeah, yeah, wipe that smug look off your face. I do give compliments every now and then, as shocking as that may seem."

The group progressed through the now open, or rather now smashed, door and proceeded to the rather large desk in the center of the room. Maya went behind it and started pressing away at the keys on the keyboard and moving the mouse around. Karen merely looked around the room, looking at a few pictures and plaques and different machines scattered around.

"Well, it's completely obvious that this facility is still in use, considering the computer was still on." Maya said to on one in particular. "And all the files are pretty up to date. It looks like they left something to transfer while they were out…"

"What do you think they were trying to transfer? Pokemon?" Karen asked from her spot in the corner.

"…No. From the file names and locations, it looks like it's information. Could be nothing, but I'll take a look anyways." Maya commented. She started typing away once more.

"I wonder what these machines do…" Karen murmured, poking at one of the many mechanical towers that were stacked about the room. The tower she stood before toppled over and landed with a crash. Karen exchanged sidelong glances with Chansey before she wandered away, whistling casually.

"I don't wanna know what you're doing… back… there…" Maya voice trailed off and her eyes widened. "Oh shit, this is not good."

"What is it?" Karen asked, kicking away a piece of machinery that had rolled over to her.

"It looks like information is about legendary pokemon. From my pokedex." Maya frowned. "Why would they want information on legendary pokemon?" She furrowed her brow. "They're so illusive it's almost not worth it to go after them…" She looked around for said pokedex, but couldn't find it. She didn't pay it much mind at the moment, because of the new information percolating in the back of her head.

"Your pokedex?"

"I'll explain later. Give me a minute; I'm gonna try to delete whatever information there is on legendary pokemon." Maya mashed away on the keyboard. After a moment of silence, she let out a laugh. "There we go! No more information for Team Who Gives A Shit!"

"What did you call us?" Someone shouted from the east doorway. Maya and Karen snapped their attention over to the source of the voice. There stood a girl with fiery red hair and big reddish brown eyes. "What're you doing in the boss' office?" She demanded.

"Um… we got lost?" Maya ventured. This girl didn't seem to take that as a good answer.

"Well, I'll be glad to teach you a lesson!" She said with a scowl. "Go, Purugly!" She hit the button on her pokeball and after the flash of a white outline, Purugly was clearly visible, and let out a severely annoyed meow.

"Empoleon, you're up!" Maya called, and Empoleon dashed in front of the two girls. "Empoleon, use Hydro Cannon and take care of that Purugly!" Empoleon bent his wings in front of himself, and summoned a disc of water. Empoleon then opened his wings and released a watery cannonball that shot out of the disc at quite a rapid rate, flooding that section of hallway and sweeping away the Purugly and the red haired girl.

"Karen, c'mon, we've got to go!"

"Back down the stairs?" Karen inquired, a thoroughly confused look on her soft features.

"No, you pink and plush idiot, we're going out the window!" Maya quickly put Empoleon in his pokeball, grabbed Karen's wrist and started to run at the window. "C'mon, Karen, run!" She braced herself and shattered through the glass with her shoulder, similar to what Empoleon had done when smashing open the doors.

Karen let out a scream as the two girls flew out the window and through the air, the shattered glass flying with them.


A/N: Maya's certainly... I wanna say reckless, but that may be an understatment. I bid you good day, and shall inform you that my new chapter should be up in a day or two.