Chapter 3

I walked towards the three people, and while doing that, I noticed that two of them weren`t even people at all! One of them looked like a human but he was wearing strange clothes. He wore a tuxedo with a polka-dotted bow tie and a huge top hat. Next to him was an abnormally big mouse, and next to the mouse was a rabbit almost as big as me and he looked like he hadn`t had a bath in ages. And believe me, I know what I`m talking about, considering the amount of times I`ve had to go without a shower.
When they could see me, all three yelled, "No room! No room!"
"That`s ridiculous, there`s like, twenty chairs there!" So I decided to sit down to annoy these weirdos that I already was annoyed with.
"Have some wine," Said the dirty rabbit.
"A, I don`t want any. B, I don`t see any."
"That`s because there isn`t any."
"Then why did you ask me if I wanted it?"
"Why did you sit down without waiting to be asked?"
I groaned, then slapped myself. At times like this, it is recommended to slap oneself.
Has anyone heard the saying, "what goes around, comes around?"
"Your wings are too big." Said the guy with the huge hat.
I hadn`t even realized that I had brought my wings out. Strange, I always know what I`m doing with my wings.
Of course, this IS a weird place, so that must be why I seem to be losing control of my wings. But, for some reason, it didn`t bother me. I was probably too focused on what that hatter dude said about my wings.
"Your head is too big." I replied.
The hatter leaned forward towards me and said, "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"
Okay, these guys were officially cookoo.
"I have NO idea," I said, trying to sound into it.
"Neither do I!" Then the hatter burst out laughing.
Breathe in, breathe out, I told myself. This guy was nuts!
"If you didn`t know, then why did you ask me?"
He ignored my question and started singing, "Twinkle twinkle little bat, how I wonder were you`re at!"
The mouse looked at me and asked, "You do know that, of course?"
"Um, sort of."
"Up above the world you fly, like a tea tray in the sky!"
And by now, the dirty rabbit and the mouse had joined in.
"TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE BAT, HOW I WONDER WHERE YOU`RE AT!"
"I vote the young lady tell us a story. I`m getting awfully tired of singing," Said the dirty rabbit.
"I`m not exactly the type to tell stories," I said, grimacing at the same time.
"Then the mouse shall do it!" Yelled the hatter.
"Mouse, mouse, wake up!" Yelled the rabbit.
The poor thing had fallen asleep with his head in a dish of butter.
"What is it?" The mouse asked sleepily.
"Tell us a story!"
"And be quick, or else you`ll fall asleep again!"
"Once upon a time, there were three birds. Their names were Angel, Gazzy, and Nudge. They lived in a bid`s nest and ate all the time.
I was so absorbed in how weird this was, that I didn`t notice he mentioned Gazzy, Angel, and Nudge.
"They found a well and decided to live in it. So they did. The end."
Then the mouse`s head fell back into the butter.
"That was a lovely story, do you know what it was about?" The hatter said, turning towards me.
Sighing, I replied, "It was about three birds who lived in a nest, but then found a well to live in."
"That`s ridiculous, I specifically remember it being about cake."
"Cake and tea?" Asked the rabbit.
"Cake and tea," The hatter replied with a nod of his head.
"This is stupid. I`m leaving," I said.
"Good day!" Called the hatter.
"Don`t forget the cake and tea!" Yelled the rabbit.
"I definetly won`t forget this," I mumbled.
I walked for awhile till I got tired, so I switched to flying. Even though I was flying five feet above the ground.
I was still pondering over how stupid those three were, that I didn`t notice the huge house in the distance, till I was twenty feet away from it.