Chapter 4

I immediatly landed on the ground and just stared at how big the house was, and how out of place it was in this forest. I decided that, considering how weird things were right now, to just walk right in.
As soon as I walked in, I smelled pepper. A lot of it.
"Ugh," I said, coughing.
I followed that scent out of curiosity and walked into the kitchen.
There was so much pepper in the room, that it hung on the ceiling. You could barely see it.
There was a maid at the stove cooking some sort of soup and kept putting pepper in there, though I couldn`t see how anyone would be able to survive eating that much pepper.
There was a lady with a weird outfit holding a baby in the middle of the room. And boy, was that baby UGLY!
There was also a very creppy cat with the face of someone she knew, but couldn`t quite figure out who it was.
And the cat was smiling. Smiling in a very creepy way.
"Why is that cat smiling at me in a creepy way?" I asked.
"It`s a cheshire cat," Replied the lady holding the baby. "And that`s why! Pig!"
Uh, okay...
"Why`d you call your baby a pig?" I asked.
"Because it is," Replied the lady.
And lo and behold, it was a pig indeed.
"Here! Nurse it!" Yelled the lady, and she shoved the baby, I mean pig, into my arms.
"Wait! What-"
"I`m going to take a bath!" Yelled the lady, walking out of the kitchen.
I stood there dumbly, until the maid threw a pan at me, yelling, "Go take care of it somewhere else!"
"Fine! Sheesh."
I walked out of the house, until I realized I should have left the baby, I mean pig, back at the house.
I turned around, and the house had dissapeared.
"Yeah, leave me with the pig!" I yelled at thin air.
I took one look at it, and put it down. As soon as I had, it squealed and ran away.
"Now what?" I asked myself.
"Well, maybe you could follow me wherever I go."
I whirled around, seeing that cat from before.
"You can talk?"
"I can."
I took a closer look at the cat, and realized it had Fang`s face!
"Fang!"
"No, my name is Chesire Cat."
"But you look exactly like Fang!"
"Maybe I do, maybe I don`t. Anyway, what are you doing?"
"Umm..."
What WAS I doing?
Standing in the middle of a forest, talking to a cat that looked like Fang. Great.
"Where are you going?" Asked the Fang-cat.
"... I don`t know," I admitted.
"Well, why don`t you go with me, wherever I`m going?"
"Okay. Where is that?"
"Just keep walking straight."
"Alright," I said slowly.
I started walking, the Fang-cat on my heels. Ten seconds later, the Fang-cat stopped walking.
"Here is where you stop," Said the Fang-cat.
"How is that possible? We`ve only been walking for ten seconds!"
"But here is where the Queen is playing croquet!"
He was right. I saw some people playing something that looked like golf.
"Is it golf?" I asked.
But when I turned around, the Fang-cat had dissapeared.
Grumbling, I decided to get a closer look at what was going on.