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FIFTEEN
Paragraph Plays: Pizza
Scene.
The Titans' favourite pizza joint.
WAITER: Hello! What'll you have today?
BEAST BOY: I want a large Hawaiian pizza, no ham, and extra pineapples. Oh, and I'd like those little tofu cubes, if you have them. But not the tofu-ham ones, because those have got a little bit of meat in them still, I think. And I want a medium Jump City Supremo with the sauce on the side. I want to replace the shredded chicken with tempeh and extra helpings of all vegetables except green ones. But green olives are fine. I'm okay with that green. Oh, and one large chocolate soy milkshake. Soy. Remember that.
Waiter scribbles furiously on a notepad, then scurries off to the kitchen.
Beast Boy beams widely at Raven, seated opposite him.
Pause.
RAVEN: See – that's why I don't eat.