A/N: I haven't updated this story in the longest; I decided that it's about time that I update this story. As everyone should know by now, for those who have read this story before, I had gotten the idea to create a Naruto fandom using episodes from Seinfeld. That's one of my favorite sitcoms and I know each episode like the back of my hand. Now everything I've typed isn't all based from certain episodes, each story has something of my own in it. But if you watch 'Seinfeld' I'm pretty sure you would already know which parts I got from the show.
So please enjoy this chapter of my latest update of 'Secretly in love with you'
Disclaimer: I am in no way affiliated with Kishimoto, creator or Naruto or Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, creator of Seinfeld.
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Chapter Eleven
Months had past since that eventful double date, which had been terribly awkward for the four. Naruto and the female Hyuga were still dating while Sasuke and Ino were still going out. Throughout the months Naruto has yet to meet Hinata's father, which is something they were doing to do the next day. Sasuke explained to Naruto that Hinata's father is a very cold man who could strike fear into possibly anyone. Hearing this made the blonde fear for his life. Sasuke reassured him by telling him he shouldn't be scared and he'll come along just to ease the tension, even though he was joking when he said it. Naruto thanked him million times.
Currently the Uchiha and Hinata were at a clothing store looking around for a jacket for Sasuke. He groaned in annoyance from not being able to find anything he likes, "I think I've seen enough" He frowned in disappointment.
The salesman, not wanting to lose a customer wouldn't give up. Walking closer towards Sasuke while wearing his best salesman smile, he walked past Sasuke, "Well, I might have something in the back" He explained, walking behind the counter towards the back room.
Once he left Sasuke turned to face Hinata, who was currently glancing around at the other jackets, "The back? They never find anything in the back. If they had anything good in the back, they would put it out front. Why don't they open up an entire store for the back? Call it 'Just Back. All back. No front. You walk in the front; you're immediately in the back"
Hinata giggled at his comment, shaking her head at his attempt to be funny in his annoyed stoic tone. While browsing through the different leather jackets, holding a thick hard cover book in her hands. A woman walking past the two glanced down at the book in Hinata's arms, her eyes widened as a small smile graced her features.
"Oh, I just read that book. It was wonderful" She moved some of her black hair behind her ear, her eyes flickering over towards the raven haired male who was standing not to far away from them. A blush began slowly make its way to her cheek after noticing he was staring at her.
"Her father wrote that" Sasuke explained while pointing to the female Hyuga.
The slightly older female eyes widened even more at hearing this fact, "Hiashi Hyuga is your father?" Hinata nodded her head, "I always felt he deserved a wider audience" She stated to Hinata.
Hinata shrugged her shoulders up, "I'm not so sure he wants one" The woman nodded her head as she turned to walk away. Once she was out of sight, the female Hyuga turned towards her best friend, "Hey, don't forget tomorrow night, okay? You and Naruto are coming, right?" She reminded him, looking at him to check his expression just to make sure he remembered.
"I guess I'm coming…I mean…" He trailed off looking to the side, as if he were unsure about even going at all.
"What? What, you don't want to go now?" Hinata pouted, folding her arms across her chest, looking rather displeased.
"No, I'll go. I'm going" He waved her off; his eyes glanced anywhere but at her. That pout of hers always gets to him anyways; she always looked so darn cute with it.
"No, Sasuke, you have to. I need a buffer. You know, I haven't seen my father in awhile and…you know" She looked away from him briefly, turning her head slightly to give him the best puppy eyes she could manage to muster up.
Sasuke groaned and his shoulders slumped down, "I'm worried I won't be able to talk to him. He's such a great writer. Frankly, I prefer the company of nitwits" He joked, walking pasted Hinata, his eyes still gazing around at the jackets. His eyes then latched onto a black leather jacket, "What is this?" He holds up the jacket showing it to Hinata, "This looks really nice, but these jackets never fit me right" He explained with a slight frown.
Hinata approached him, her lavender-grey eyes scanning the black suede jacket, "Try it on" She feels the material with her fingers, gasping out in surprise, "Wow, this is soft suede" She watched him try on the jacket, he was wearing a smirk on his face which she knew after seeing that expression he liked the jacket.
"This may be the most perfect jacket I have ever put on" He watches as Hinata's grab the price tag on it, his glanced down at her, "How much is it?"
"Oh my god…" Her mouth dropped, showing just how shocked she was about the price.
"Bad?" He watched her nod her head, "…Very bad?"
"You have no idea"
"I have some idea"
"No I idea" She shook her head while grinning.
"I've got a ballpark" He retorted back.
"There is no park and the team has relocated" She giggled, taking a few steps away from him.
The male Uchiha lifted up the price tag, his eyes nearly gauging out his head as he stared at the price, "That is high…" He spoke lowly letting out of the tag.
Hinata admired the jacket from afar a bright smile consumed her facial features, "Oh man, that is a beautiful jacket, though"
He looked inside the jacket as his eyebrows began twitching, "What's with the pink lining and the candy stripes?" He asked in pure disgust, clearly not liking that lining of the inside of the jacket.
"Well, it's just a lining. You can always have it changed" She suggested.
"Should I get it? I hate these moments. I'm hearing the dual voices now, you know. 'What about the money?' 'What's money'" He threw up his hands in the air to prove his point.
The salesman returned with that same smile on his face, "It looks wonderful on you, sir"
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It was currently one o'clock in the morning; Hinata was currently sleeping in her bedroom while Sasuke was still up, sitting down on the couch with his pajama pants on and his new jacket on. He really wouldn't admit it to anyone else but this suede jacket really made him feel cool for some strange reason. He cut off the television and stood up from the couch walking over towards the mirror he placed in the living room, gazing at himself with the jacket on. As this was happening Kiba entered the apartment, his dark black eyes gazed around looking for Sasuke until he spotted him standing in front of the mirror.
"Hey" Sasuke spoke without turning around.
Kiba gazed over at his jacket, "Hey, new jacket?" He asked walking closer towards the Uchiha.
"What do you think?" He questioned, turning around showing off his jacket.
"It's beautiful" He stated in amazement, his dark gaze looking at every inch of his jacket. He walked closer towards him, examining the jacket as she glanced inside of it, "What's with the pink lining?"
"I don't know. It has pink lining, so what" He shrugged in annoyance, tired hearing about the pink lining.
"Oh…so, what did you pay for this?" He asked out of curiosity. His smirk widened when he noticed that Sasuke tensed at the question. "Well, are you going to answer me anytime soon?"
"I paid what it cost" Sasuke exclaimed, turning back to look at himself once more in the mirror.
"How much?" Kiba continued to press on.
"What's the difference?"
"What, you're not going to tell me?" The dark brown haired male seemed taken back at this, as a frown settled on his face.
Sasuke shook his head, turning back around to face him, "I'd rather not say it out loud, and it's embarrassing" He was trying not to raise his voice to wake up Hinata but find it hard not to, seeing how Kiba was really starting to bug him. It annoyed him how he came in at all hours of the day and night; it was starting to regret leaving his door unlocked for the Inuzuka to come in as he pleased.
"Over three hundred?"
"Yes, but let's just stop it right there"
"It's over four hundred?"
"Really I'm not answering anymore"
Kiba growled lowly to himself from being annoyed by Sasuke, "Is it over four hundred?"
"Would you?" He frowned, moving away from Kiba, his eyes clearly showed how agitated he was becoming.
Unknown to Sasuke, Kiba had found the price tag lying down on the high coffee table. Lifting the price tag up he glanced at the price, his eyes widened in shock, "Whoa" He chuckled to himself and put the tag back down.
Sasuke quickly turned around and snatched the price tag, stuffing it inside his pocket, "I know, I know" He sighed, giving up since Kiba already saw the price. He glanced over at Sasuke's old jacket in a longing stare. It was a black leather jacket, a jacket that he loved and often would sneak to wear it without Sasuke's knowledge.
"What are you going to do with the leather one?" He asked, walking over towards coat rack near the front door. Sasuke shrugged his shoulders up muttering how he wasn't sure what he was going to do with it.
"Well, are you going to wear it?" His tanned hand touched the sleeve of the jacket as he lifted it off the hanger.
"Maybe"
He looked back down at the jacket shaking his head, "You're not going to wear this" he shook his head looking back up at Sasuke.
A smirk came to the raven haired male's face, "Do you want it?" Walked towards him, grabbing onto his jacket sleeve, only to notice that Kiba was pulling the jacket away from Sasuke's grip slowly.
"Well, yeah. Okay, I'll take it. I like the jacket"
Sasuke took one more look at the black leather jacket, "Okay, take it" He sighed shrugging up his shoulders. Turning back around to head back towards the mirror, as Kiba grinned following him, putting on his new leather jacket as they both stood in front of the mirror.
"Oh baby, I look so good in this" Kiba smirked while posing in the mirror causing Sasuke to roll his eyes.
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It was the next day Sasuke had woken up to find that Hinata wasn't home so he figured she must have been at work. Glancing down at his watch he noticed that it was getting closer to the time to go meet up with Hinata's father. He was currently waiting on the blonde haired male, just as he was thinking about him he heard a buzz. He walked out of the kitchen and pressed the intercom, "Yeah?"
"Hey, it's me. Buzz me up, Sasuke"
Sasuke groaned and buzzed him up as he unlocked the door for the male; Naruto was annoying but yet his best friend. But if it's one thing he didn't understand was how Hinata could tolerate Naruto's annoying voice. He still hated the fact that he was still dating Hinata but it was nothing he could do about that. There was no way he was going to try and ruin her relationship with him. Just as he was thinking about the blonde he finally came into his apartment, humming a song.
"Master of the house, dolling out the charm, ready with a handshake and a open palm. Tells a saucy talk, loves to make a stir everyone appreciates a-"
Sasuke glances at him, raising his eyebrow up in question, watching as Naruto froze in his spot when he noticed he was staring at him. "What is that song?"
The blonde grinned widely, walking over towards the kitchen as he opened the refrigerator grabbing a bottle of water, "Oh, it's this song that they sung at this play I went to go see last week. I can't get it out of my head. I just keep singing it over and over. It just comes out. I have no control over it. I'm singing it on elevators, buses. I sing it in front of clients. It's taking over my life" Naruto inhaled deeply as he exhaled. Clearly he was exhausted after telling him that since he didn't take a breath during the whole while he was speaking. He screwed off the bottle cap and chugged the water down, drinking it so fast that the bottle was now empty.
"You know, Schumann went mad from that" Sasuke explained to the blue-eyed male, leaning again the counter watching his friend with a smirk displaying on his features.
"Artie Schumann, from Cam Hatchapee?"
Sasuke rolled his eyes, "No, you idiot"
"What are you, Bud Abbot? What are you calling me an idiot for?" Naruto retorted, becoming upset while glaring at the jet black haired male.
"You don't know Robert Schumann? The composer" He elaborated more on the man, becoming frustrated by Naruto's lack of knowledge on things.
"Oh, Schumann. Of course, I know who that is" Naruto shrugged, appearing to be less angry about the 'idiot' remark.
"He went crazy from one not. He couldn't get it out of his head. 'I think it was an A'. He kept repeating it over and over again. He had to be institutionalized" Although this wasn't all the way true, but he enjoyed messing with Naruto's head. At times the blonde could be so gullible, it was quite comical. He watched his eyes widened in what appeared to be fear and shock, Sasuke couldn't help but to smirk at his expression.
"Really…? Well, what if it doesn't stop?" He questioned while Sasuke made a gesture that it was a sign causing Naruto to gasp, "Oh that I really needed to hear. That helps a lot! Alright, just say something. Just start talking. Change the subject. Let's just go alright?" He frowned, muttering incoherent words to himself, heading towards the door, leaving his bottled water on the counter. "I can't believe we're having dinner with Hiashi Hyuga, my girlfriend's father. You have no idea how nervous I am to meet him"
"I know exactly what's going to happen tonight. I'm going to try and act like I'm not impressed and he's going to see right through it" At times Sasuke couldn't stand Hinata's father. He was a very difficult man to be around, and that stare of his could intimidate anyone, including the great Uchiha Sasuke.
"Yeah, he;; be looking at us like he's backstage at a puppet show" Naruto snorted in displeasure at the single thought.
"Let me just get my jacket" He stated, walking away from the spot he was currently standing, into the back room. While the blonde was waiting he couldn't help but to start singing the song again but was stopped when he noticed Sasuke coming back out modeling off his new jacket, like it was nothing new but it was clear that he was trying to show it off.
"This is huge! When did this happen?" The blonde asked, admiring the suede jacket.
"Yesterday, this jacket has completely changed my life. When I leave the house in this, it's with a whole different confidence. Like tonight, I might have been a little nervous. But, inside this jacket, I am composed, grounded and secure that I can meet an social challenge" He smirked, flipping up the collar of the jacket.
Naruto nods his head in agreement, "Can I say this one thing to you. And I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality"
Sasuke shrugged his shoulders, "Absolutely"
He remained silent for a bit looking at the jacket once more as he took a step back, "It's fabulous" He smiled widely causing Sasuke to smirk.
"I know"
"And I'll tell you something else; I'm not even going to ask you. I want to know. But I'm not going to ask. You'll tell me when you feel comfortable" He spoke, referring to the price of the jacket. He watched Sasuke walk towards his desk, appearing to be looking for his keys. Naruto's facial expression suddenly changed into a curious one as he took a step forward, "So, what was it? Four hundred?" Noticing that Sasuke was ignoring him he became to wonder about the price, "Did you pay five hundred for that?"
Sasuke continued acting coy during the whole conversation, deciding not to answer Naruto just to aggravate him more about it. Although Naruto wouldn't admit it out loud, just like Neji at times, the blonde could be rather cheap when it came to money.
"Over six hundred dollars? Is this what you paid for this jacket? Over seven hundred dollars? What did you pay for this jacket? I won't say anything. I wanna know what you paid for this jacket! Oh my god! A thousand dollars? You paid thousand dollars for this jacket? Alright fine. I'm walking out of here right now thinking you paid thousand dollars for this jacket, unless you tell me different" Naruto stood by the front door waiting on Sasuke to respond. Hating the smirk that was still playing on the Uchiha features, remaining coy while staying silent.
"Oh, ho! Alright! I'll tell you what, if you don't say anything in the next five seconds, I'll know it was over thousand" He stated loudly walking towards Sasuke while glaring up at the male.
Before Sasuke could say anything, Kiba made his way into the apartment, looking around until his eyes landed on both Sasuke and Kiba, "Hey, would you do me a solid?" He asked while looking at Sasuke.
"Well, what kind of solid?"
"I need you to sit in a car for two minutes while it's double-parked. I have to pick up some birds" He explained to them.
Both Sasuke and Naruto looked at each other before looking back at Kiba, "Birds?"
"Yeah. A friend of mine, he's a magician. He's going away on vacation. He asked me to take care of his doves" He smiled proudly at the job he was in charge of, "Akamaru doesn't seem to like the birds but he'll get use to them" He explained.
"So take a cab" Sasuke suggested.
"They won't take a cage full of birds" Kiba explained with a frown on his face.
"I can't. I'm on my way out. There's no way I can do it" He shrugged his shoulders up.
Kiba then looked over at Naruto, with a pleading smile on his face, "Naruto, do me a solid? Just two minutes"
"Uh, I'm going with him. I'd love to, I've never done a solid before" He stated in sarcasm with a hint of annoyance in his tone.
Kiba was slightly upset about it but said nothing mumbling to himself that he'll find someone else as he stepped out the door. Once he left Sasuke looked over at Naruto and smirked while pointing over towards the door, Kiba just left out of as they walked towards the door themselves. "Two minutes. Believe me, I know his two minutes. By his conception of time, his life will last over two thousand years"
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Once Sasuke and Naruto made it towards the hotel Naruto began singing the song once more causing Sasuke to stop him, warning him about Schumann. They were looking around for the older male knowing that he should be around somewhere.
"Maybe he didn't show up"
"What, you don't want to do this?" The Uchiha asked, sensing Naruto's nervousness.
"I don't think there's ever been an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up" His blue eyes gazed around the lobby until he spotted an elderly man sitting in a red leather chair. Just from looking at his stiff figure, he automatically knew that it was Hinata's father. He tapped Sasuke on his arm, "Wait a second, is that him?"
Sasuke nodded his head, "Yeah, I think it is" His black eyes glanced around the lobby, "Where is Hinata?" He thought out loud ignoring Naruto's voice telling him how nervous he currently was. Both younger males walked around in front of the man, "Excuse me…Hyuga-san?" Sasuke asked just to be sure. Once the male looked up revealing his white eyes, he knew right then and there that it was him.
"Yeah?" He answered rudely.
"It's me Uchiha Sasuke, Hinata's friend. This is Naruto," He motioned towards the shaking male next to him, "your daughter's boyfriend"
Hiashi sharp eyes narrowed while glaring at the blonde, "Hinata's…boyfriend, you say?"
Naruto said nothing but stand there in fear, unable to even bring himself to talk. This man held so much authority within his voice and the way his body structure was, his eyes were ice cold. The blonde almost said nothing; if it wasn't Sasuke's nudge on his arm he would have remained silent. He holds out his hand expecting a handshake from the male, "It's a great thrill to meet you, sir. I'm Uzumaki Naruto, you're daughter is a very sweet girl—erm woman, I mean" He chuckled, trying to quickly rephrase his words. It wasn't until Hiashi began coughing that Naruto withdrew his hand with a frown on his face as if he had been shunned.
"Sit down, want a drink?" Hiashi asked, motioning for the two to sit down.
Naruto and Sasuke both sat down on the red leather that was on the right side across from the chair Haishi was sitting on. Hiashi summoned the waiter over with the snap of his finger, glancing over at Sasuke with that same stoic expression, "What do you have?"
"Um, I'll have cranberry juice with two limes" Sasuke replied.
"And, I'll have a club soda with no ice, please" Naruto grinned widely at the male female, who surprisingly blushed causing Naruto to shiver in displeasure.
Hiashi glared at the two men, clearly thinking the drink they ordered was immature for two grown men. Lifting his head up he looked up at the waiter, "I'll have a Scotch with plenty of ice"
The waiter nodded his head walking away, leaving the air thick with awkwardness surrounding the three. His blue eyes slowly glanced over at Hiashi, wearing a nervous smile, parting his lips, "You like ice?"
"Huh?"
"I said, do you like ice?"
"Like it?"
Naruto nodded his head, "Don't you think you get more without it? It always makes whenever you're drinking taste really watery" He tried explaining to the Hyuga.
Hiashi stared at Naruto blankly before turning his attention to Sasuke, "Where is Hinata?" He asked, ignoring Naruto's question. He already didn't like Naruto, he didn't measure up to the type of guy he would pictured his daughter to be dating. Sasuke on the other hand, he always approved of him dating his daughter.
"Well, we thought she was going to come with use here but when I woke up this morning she had already left. She must have to work today but she should be off by now" He looked down at his watch, "She's usually pretty punctual" Noticing that Hiashi wasn't saying anything but staring at him, he gulped and looked over at the blonde sitting next to him, "Don't you find that, Naruto?"
"Yeah, yeah. She's punctual…and she's been late sometimes" He explained with a smile.
"Yeah, sometimes she's on time and sometimes she's late"
Naruto nodded his head, "It appears today she's late"
"It appears that way"
Both Naruto and Sasuke agreed with each other and slowly glanced behind them at the door, anticipating Hinata's arrival. Sighing sadly when they realized she wouldn't be walking through the door. Hiashi noticed this and decided to speak, "Looks like rain"
Naruto's ears perked up at this, "I know, I know, that's what they said"
"Who said?"
"Um that weather guy," Naruto scratched his head trying to remember the males name, "Dr. Juni" He explained.
Hiashi frown looking away from the blonde, "I don't need anybody to tell me it's going to rain" He snapped.
"No, of course not I didn't—"
"All I have to do is stick my head out the window" He stated, the waiter showed up bringing back all the drinks to the three men. Once it was silent again, his lavender-grey eyes looked back over at Naruto, "So how long have you been dating my daughter?"
"U-Um, we have been dating a little over six months now, sir" He replied stiffly.
"Hn, I don't normally meet Hinata's boyfriends. We haven't spoken to each other in such a long time; you see we aren't very close but she is still my daughter. For Hinata to want me to meet you, I'm assuming you must be a good guy" He stated.
Hearing this made Naruto's eyes light up with sparkles, "He—He approves of me. This has to be the greatest moment of my life. None of my previous girlfriend's fathers ever liked me" He thought to himself with warm smile gracing his features. But he stopped smiling when he noticed Hiashi was glaring very harshly at him.
Suddenly the air began right back to its original awkwardness, "Would you excuse me a minute? I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back" He quickly stood up causing Naruto to grasp his arms. Sasuke looked back at him glaring at him with a deadly intend but Naruto still would let go so Sasuke snatched his arm away and walked off leaving Naruto alone with Hiashi.
"I just wanted to tell you that I really enjoyed 'Top Ranked'. I thought it was just brilliant" Naruto smiled, referring to Hiashi book that he published.
"Drivel" He replied.
"Maybe some parts"
"What parts?" He asked while narrowing his eyes at the much younger blonde.
"Um…the drivel parts?" He looked down at his watch as his eyes widened, "Oh my gosh, I just realized I have to make a phone call. I can't believe…- would you—"He stood up and ran off heading to the bathroom where he knew Sasuke was hiding out in.
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Turning the corners he finally found the bathroom, opening the door his flaring blue eyes gazed around the room until he spotted Sasuke standing by the sink washing his hands. "Thank you for leaving me alone with him!" He yelled at his best friend.
Sasuke turned around, wiping his forehead and neck with a wet paper towel, "That was brutal, I can't go back out there"
"Well, let's just leave"
"Hinata would not only kill me but you as well"
"Where the hell is she anyways?" Naruto growled, becoming angry that his girlfriend wasn't there to save him from her scary father.
"She's going to be here soon, just wait and be patient"
"How could she leave us alone with this lunatic? Ten more minutes and that's it! I'm leaving. I have to tell you, this guy scared me"
Sasuke smirked at his comment, "The waiter was even trembling"
Naruto shook his head, walking back and fourth in the bathroom, "If she doesn't show up, we can't possibly have dinner with him alone. I mean, I love Hinata but this guy is scary"
"How are you going to get out of it?"
"We'll tell him that we're frightened and we have to go home!" He stated, slamming his hand down on his hand dyer.
Sasuke rolled his eyes, "Yeah, that's good. He'll cluck our head together or something"
"I don't know. Just start scratching. Tell you have the crabs. Hinata told me he was in the military once, he'll understand that" Naruto was truly frightened of Hiashi, never in his life has he been so frightened over a guy. Sure some of his previous girlfriend's fathers were intimidating but none of them compared to this guy.
"Come on let's just go back, he's probably waiting on us"
Naruto groaned but complied and followed Sasuke out the bathroom heading back towards the lobby. Once they both sat down Hiashi glanced over at Naruto curiously, "Who did you call?"
Naruto tensed completely caught off guard by his question, "My um, uncle is having an operation. I just wanted to see how he was" His ran his hand through his blonde tresses.
"What kind of operation?"
"Bone marrow" He replied back lowly causing Sasuke to snicker to himself at Naruto's bad lie. While this was happening the manger walked up towards the group, approaching Hiashi as he hands him a message. The male Hyuga eyes gazed through the words written on the paper, looking back up at Naruto and Sasuke he balled up the message.
"It's from Hinata. She had gotten tied up. She'll be here in thirty minutes"
At hearing this bit of new information both Naruto and Sasuke visibly froze, turning their heads looking at each other.
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Thirty-minutes has pasted so far and Naruto and Sasuke could tell Hiashi was starting to grow impatient. He stood up, looking down at both males, "Alright, you boys get yourselves together. We'll head up to the restaurant. I'll leave a note for Hinata. I'm going to the bathroom" His voice was gruff when he spoke as he left to two males alone in the lobby.
"Come on, let's go!" Naruto exclaimed as he quickly stood up.
"What about Hinata?"
"To hell with Hinata!" Naruto, was growing impatient waiting around for his girlfriend, it was clear that he was by his he was moving and his facial expressions.
"She'll be very furious with you"
"We're dying here!"
Both males turned around when they noticed Hinata quickly entering in the door. "That's her! She's here!" Sasuke exclaimed, watching Hinata quickly running towards them with a frantic look on her face also appearing to be very exhausted.
"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. Where's my father?" She asked, looking around for the older man.
Naruto growled to himself, "He's in the bathroom" He mocked Hiashi's voice as he harshly sat back down on the couch as a pout consumed his face.
"Where have you been?" The Uchiha asked looking at the female.
"Kiba, that…Kiba! I'm just about to leave when I got back from work, he calls me up. He begs me to sit in his car for two minutes, so he can pick up these birds…"
Sasuke shook his head, disapprovingly, "Oh, you didn't—"
"Well, he said he'll drive me here right after. So, I'm sitting in his car for twenty minutes! He doesn't come down. I am freezing. Then a cop comes by, tells me to get out of the car. He's a city marshal. He's towing the cay away. Kiba owes thousands of dollars in back tickets. He was going to tow it with me in the car! So, they tow the car. Now, I am standing outside, and I am freezing, but I cannot leave because I have to tell him what happened to the car. So finally, he finally comes down with his giant cage filled with doves. He said he was getting special instructions, that each dove has a different diet. So, we're wandering around trying to get a cab, when two of these doves fly out! Now we're running down the street after these doves. I almost got hit by a bus" He plops down in the chair, taking in a deep breath. "…So, how is everything going over here?" She asked while glancing over at her boyfriend and best friend.
After hearing Hinata's story both males felt that she went through way much more than what they have been through. Shrugging their shoulders up, both men agreed that everything was just going fine on their end.
Hinata sighed in relief, "Good, because my father can make some people a little uncomfortable"
"Oh, no, no" Sasuke waved it off.
"Get out of here, you father was a pleasant man" Naruto reassured her, getting out from his seat; he walked over towards her giving her a soft kiss on her lips. Sasuke narrowed his eyes in jealously but decided to change the subject.
"I can't believe it. You know better than to get involved with Kiba"
"He said he'll give me a lift" She pouted.
"Ah, the lift. Like the lure of the siren's song. Never what it seems to be, yet who among us can resist?" He smirked while closing his eyes.
Both Hanta and Naruto stared at Sasuke blankly after his words of wisdom, "Where do you come up with stuff?" Naruto asked while wrapping his arm around Hinata, staring at Sasuke in amazement as the Uchiha just continued to smirk in response.
Just as this was happening Hiashi made his return, "Well look who's here"
Hinata quickly turned around to be greet by her father, she straighten up her posture in the presence of her father. "Oh, hi father"
Hiashi walked closer towards his daughter giving her a light kiss on her forehead, "Hell, dear. Who's the lipstick for?"
"No one"
"How is your mother?"
"Fine"
"How about you? Are you working?"
"Yeah, I'm working for the Hokage. I told you ten times"
Hiashi snorted, "Tsunade-sama, that annoying hag. Alright then boys, we'll be going to that restaurant down the street. You're not afraid of a little spice, are you?" He joked, turning around heading towards the door as Hinata followed him.
"Master of the house, doling out the charm. Ready with a handshake and an open—"
Hiashi turned around and glared at the blonde, "Pipe down, chorus boy"
Naruto looked over at Sasuke appearing to be very embarrassed by this while the Uchiha merely smirked. While walking towards the door Sasuke could hear Hinata's voice stating that it was snowing outside. Hearing this alarmed him and he grabbed Naruto stopping him from walking out the door. "Snow, that can't be good for suede, can it?"
Naruto shrugged his shoulders up, "I wouldn't think so"
"What should I do?" He then turned to Hinata's father, "We're taking a cab, aren't we?"
"Cab? It's only five blocks" He retorted harshly.
Naruto could sense his best friends distress over the nice looking jacket, hitting him on his arm to get his attention he parted his lips, "Why don't you just turn it inside out?"
Sasuke's eyes widened in realization, "Inside out! Great" He took off his jacket turning it inside out revealing the pink striped inside. Just as he was getting ready to leave out the hotel, Hiashi stops him.
"Wait a minute. What the hell do you call this?" He asked, booking down at the jacket in disgust.
"Oh, I turned my jacket inside out"
"Well, you look like a damn fool, Sasuke"
The jet black haired male pouted childishly, "Well, it's a new suede jacket. It might get ruined.
"Well, you're not going to walk down the street with me and my daughter dressed like that! That's for damn sure"
Sasuke glanced over at Naruto, causing the blonde to smiled sadly at him, "It's only a few blocks"
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Days passed since that day, Kiba was currently inside Sasuke and Hinata's apartment looking around for some crackers for his birds. His dark black eyes took a notice of Sasuke wearing another jacket that appeared to be a sports jacket. "Hey, where's your new jacket?" Sasuke groaned pointing to the jacket hanging in the jacket in the bathroom. Kiba walked into the bathroom, his eyes widened in pure shock at the state of the now ruined suede jacket, "What did you do to it?"
"I was out in snow a few nights ago"
Kiba raised his eyebrow up, "Don't you know what that does to suede?"
Sasuke rolls his eyes, "I have an idea" He frowned.
As this was happening Hinata walked inside, looking over at Sasuke, "I'm going out on a date tonight with Naruto to the movies"
"Okay?" He shrugged his shoulders not really caring causing Hinata to frown.
"Listen, thanks again for that night. My father said he had a great time"
"Is he still in town?"
"No, he's driving back to the city tonight"
Kiba continued looking at the jacket in the bathroom, "So, uh…what are you going to do with this one?"
Sasuke shrugged his shoulders up, "I don't know" His eyes went back towards Hinata noticing that she was getting ready to talk again.
"I didn't want to tell you this, but usually he hates everyone" She said with a smile causing Sasuke to smirk and comment how he already figured that Hiashi didn't care for many people.
"Are you going to throw this out?" Kiba asked loudly.
"Well I can't wear it, idiot"
Hinata ran her fingers through her long hair, placing it in a high ponytail, "Yeah, he likes you though"
Kiba began taking the jacket off the rack in the bathroom, "We, if you're just going to throw it out, you know, I could take it"
"Yeah, go ahead, take it. What do I care" Sasuke shrugged uncaringly.
Hinata pouted whole folding her arms across her chest, "My father thinks Naruto is gay"
Sasuke let out an unexpected laugh which took Hinata back by surprise, "Oh, because of all that singing?"
"No, he pretty much thinks everyone is gay"
Kiba comes back into the living room wearing the now ruined suede jacket, "Hey, see, I like it like this" He smiled proudly.
Hinata pointed to the jacket in shock, "Isn't that…-" She looked over at Sasuke who nodded his head sadly, "Oh, is this from the snow last night?" Sasuke once again nodded his head, "Awe, you know what you should have done? You should have turned it inside out"
Sasuke smirked, "I'll try and remember that" He replied sarcastically, which Hinata didn't seem to catch.
Kiba looked down at the black leather jacket in his arms, "Boy, it's too bad you gave me this one too"
"Yeah, too bad" He rolled his eyes, clearly not happy by the whole situation.
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Hiashi sat in his car in the middle of the night driving back to the city. His stern expression still implanted on his face as he parted his lips, "Master of the house doling out the charm, ready with a handshake and an open palm" He frowned to himself, narrowing his eyes, "Damn that chorus boy Naruto for getting this song stuck in my head" He thought to himself as he clenched the steering wheel while still humming the song.
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Well I finally updated lol. Sorry that this chapter doesn't have much interaction with SasuHina or HinaNaru. But I assure you that fluff between those three will happen in the next chapter n.n
Thank you for reading.