Toxic: Welcome to umm…yeah…I don't want to sound like a host in my story soo…yeah..I UPDATED! Haha. I read the reviews you guys wrote ^^ Only 2?! (le gasp) Oh… BB, you get a hug.

BB: Wha? From who?

Toxic: *looks at reviews* umm….from Kitori-xxx :D She said she wanted to give you a hug so badly…so, I'm letting her. :D

BB: Why?

Toxic: Cause she cares about you BB! Now, give her a damn hug!

BB: *sigh* Okay… *looks at Kitori-xxx* Here goes nothing. *huggles Kitori-xxx* . . .

L: . . . . . . B, you can let her go now….

BB: *still huggling* Your warm…

Toxic: BB!

BB: Okay! Jeez…*lets go, waves goodbye*

Light: R&R! *pushes Kitori-xxx out of the room*

L: Yeah… *is being hugged by BB*

Toxic: Awwww! Oh! This chappie is based on 'Alice in Wonderland' I dunno…I was thinking about it for a bout a week or so… xO haha yeah…I DO NOT OWN DEATH NOTE! NOR ALICE IN WONDERLAND! NOR THE SONG 'ALICE HUMAN SACRIFICE'. Enjoy!

Chapter 7: Lets Eat!

The next day was quiet. Neither L or Light had spoken. Probably they were afraid B would come back and actually kill them this time. L was staving. Literally, he hadn't eaten in three days! Light was not at the mean time…or is he? (A/N: lol, this opening sucked…Okay…continue on. ^^)

Another hour has ran by and finally the silence was broken with a loud bang on the door, swinging it open, a large cart was pushed inside, sweets filled the cart, now to think of it, the cart did look like a large endless table. L's mouth started watering at the magnificent scent that reached his nose. Finally, the table reached it's end, B entered the room in a quite peculiar attire, he was wearing a long red coat, black jeans that had chains and what seemed to be knives and syringes hanging from chains that were connected to a pointed red belt, a black shirt underneath the red coat, red letters on it that read: "I'm your worst nightmare" and had a drawing underneath it that was a red eyed man, a white long sleeved shirt with blood splattered on it, blue jeans, fairly pale, and black messy hair, he was smirking. It was probably a drawing B had drew and pasted on it that represents him in many ways. B had a hat on his head, a gentleman's kind of hat, it was also red, but had quite a lot of decorations on it, for example: another syringe, two small pocket knives sticking out from the sides, five large needles, a small voodoo doll handing from the back and what seemed to be a wara ningyo sitting at the brim of the hat. B had a friendly smile plated on his pale face, one he had never shown before, having him scare the two men in front of him even more. Once Beyond had entered the room, he turned to the right and flicked on the switch, light filled the once dark room, stinging the two males on the floor's eyes. Once that was done, Beyond crouched down and lifted at the white cloth and took out his iPod Touch, touching the screen until he found what he wanted and touched it, music began to play around them, it seemed to be the song 'Alice Human Sacrifice' by Vocaloid, now, when did B know Japanese?

B couched and walked next to the brunette.

"Hello, Kira." He greeted, grinning ear to ear. Light opened his mouth to say something but was interrupted by B's finger on his lips. "If you were going to nag about you not being Kira, you're an idiot. I know you are Kira, I can't see your lifespan on top of your head, and I see your shinigami." Beyond said in a kind friendly tone. Light's eyes widened and he moved his head to his left and stared directly at Ryuk who was laughing hysterically.

"Hello Beyond." Ryuk said, laughing harder. L stared confused, of course he knew about shinigami, but, he couldn't believe Beyond actually said that he could see one. Beyond stood up and walked up to the shinigami.

"How's my father?" Beyond asked. His hands deep inside his black jean's pockets. Ryuk stopped laughing and stared at Light and the looked at Beyond.

"Oh, your father? He's okay. He watches you sometimes…" Ryuk answered. Beyond smirked.

"Oh really? Tell him I said Hi. Now, do me favor, Ryuk? Could you leave from here today?" Beyond said, waiting for the shinigami's reply. Ryuk nodded. Light gasped.

"Ryuk!" Light shouted out in anger. Ryuk looked back at him and shrugged.

"I can't disobey him. He's by boss. See ya." Ryuk spoke as he opened his black wings and flew, disappearing on one of the walls, leaving the brunette shocked at the reply he gave him.

"Uhhh?" L said in a confused tone, tilting his head to the side as he stared at Beyond and at Light back and forth. "So…Light Yagami is Kira?" L asked, mostly to himself, "I knew it!" L shouted out. Light shook his head rapidly and stared back up at the killer.

"Beyond? What did Ryuk mean about 'you're his boss'? And what do you mean by, 'how is my father'?" Light asked, eyes wide. Beyond sighed deeply.

"Ryuk is a shinigami, right? Right. I have shinigami eyes, I was born with them. I found out during the years that a shinigami was my father and gave me his eyes, my father is the shinigami king. The shinigami king maintains the shinigami realm. And as his son, I am the other shinigami's boss. Kyahaha! Shocking, eh?" Beyond explained, chuckling. He looked at the confused detective and sighed. "Now, lets eat!" Beyond said, as he stood up once more and walked towards the bed posts and un-cuffed the two males. "And don't think you can escape, the door is locked, I have the key, which mean it is impossible for you two to escape." Beyond whispered. With those words, both L and Light dropped the plan they individually planned themselves on escaping. "Okay!" Beyond said. He walked towards the table and sat down, his back on the door, just in case. L stared at Light and nodded and slowly approached the table. No chairs. L looked around the room and found two at the other side. L turned to face the murdered who nodded slowly. L sighed and slowly walked towards the two chairs with Light following behind him. He approached a very fancy-like chair and yanked it with him as he walked back towards the large dream-ish table, as Light did the same. L sat across from Beyond which was actually, very far. Light sat next to L only two seats away, he didn't really want to be close to the detective who knew he was Kira so he stayed where he was. Beyond waited for one of them to lift their hand and reach for the food, but he only saw them staring at them with their mouths watering, afraid to actually eat them. Beyond frowned.

"Aren't you going to eat? It's not poisoned." Beyond stated, looking at them sweetly. By then, L decided to reach for a cake just two places across for him, grabbing the fork and stabbing until he was satisfied with the amount he had got. Light just stared at the potato chip bag that was next to Beyond. Light was so entertained by looking at the potato chips that he hadn't realized Beyond was actually offering them to him. Light snapped out from looking at them when Beyond threw them at his face the next second. Light blinked a few times at the sudden action he had put up, he wanted to say thanks but also wanted to curse at him for throwing the bag at his face, so he stayed silent and opened the bag, digging inside and proceeding to say his most favorite line mentally, 'I'll take a potato chip….and EAT IT!' he thought as he took the most dramatic bite of the chip and let out salt sparks fly off, landing on L's cake and other kinds of sweets. Beyond just stared, gaping at him, 'Is he serious? That was the most dramatic crunch I had ever heard and seen…apart from Lawliet..' Beyond thought, sighing deeply and picking up a jar of Strawberry Jam, opening up the lid and sticking two fingers inside before he proceeded to take off his black leathered finger-less gloves and shoving his whole hand inside and licking the sweet jam off his fingers with his tongue, tasting the sweet substance slowly.

"How's the food, Lawliet?" Beyond spoke, smirking at the detective who reacted to his name, eyes wide. "Don't you like it? I was up all night baking these for you." Beyond spoke, giving him the most friendly smile he could do, only sending shivers down L's back. Light was too busy thinking of the potato chip line and eating the chips dramatically he wasn't paying attention to what they were saying which meant he didn't hear L's real name. Beyond knew this, he just wanted to see the detective's reaction, only to smirk at it and laugh about it later on. L sighed, thinking to himself that it didn't matter anymore, Light was going to die with him in this hell hole by Beyond anyways.

"Yes, Beyond. They are very delicious, I appreciate what you had done for me. Thank you." L spoke, picking up a red lollipop for a cup, unwrapping it and sticking it inside his mouth, tasting the strawberry taste with his tongue. Beyond smiled and put down his jar of Jam and walked towards L, grinning. L was lost in the world of strawberry goodness he hadn't realized Beyond was behind him and kissing his neck sweetly. L then shivered, weather he liked it or he didn't. Beyond took that as a 'he liked it' and began to slowly suck on the porcelain skin, leaving a love mark on his neck. L jumped, turning around to face two red eyes that were looking at him. L gasped and he felt a slight blush appear on his emotion-less face. Beyond chuckled slightly.

"So you do have emotions, Ha!" Beyond laughed, leaning closer to the detective's pale face, capturing his lips once more. This time, L moved away, breaking the kiss. Beyond frowned and grabbed his jaw, forcing a kiss. L struggled and pushed Beyond away, glaring at him deeply. Beyond saw this and instead grabbed L's wrists, maintaining him still and kissed him again, forcing his pink tongue inside L's mouth, wrapping it around L's own tongue. L moaned and eyed Light for help, but Light was still busy eating his potato chips he wasn't in the real worst where Beyond was actually kissing the panda-like detective. Beyond released from the wet kiss, leaving a trail of saliva between them. Beyond smirked.

"Now wasn't that a lovely kiss, Lawli-pop?" Beyond asked, stroking Lawliet's cheek with the back of his right pale bony hand.

"I'll take a potato chip….and EAT IT!" Light finally shouted out as he bit the chip…dramatically, once again, having the other two male look-a-likes jump at the sudden shout that came from the brunette's mouth.

Toxic: *claps hands* Beautiful! *sobbing slightly*

BB: *bows* Thank you, thank you.

L: *rolls eyes* What's with BB's man-whore personality?

Light: Yeah! And what's with me and my potato chip eating sequence?!

Toxic: It's what every one wants, and so do I. ^^

BB: *huggles L* soo warm…

Light: -.-+

Toxic: Haha, this chapter really is long…well…long for me xD Haha yeah…I will update the next chappie in a while…I'm not going to name the chapters until I get writing them…typing them…yeah.. REVIEW! If I get more Reviews I'll make the chappies longer!~

BB, L, Light: Yeah. What she said!