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IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE: for this chapter it is curcial that you listen to the song the moment Emmett sing the "Let's go girls"part. You NEED it to get the full picture of this! TRUST ME IT'S WORTH IT! then just read the lyrics not just the story text. Here's the link to the song:
www(dot)youtube(dot)com/watch?v=ZJL4UGSbeFg
Edward's POVWell that was weird. After Emmett and Rose got here Alice immediately pulled him away only to return two minutes later without him. Jasper and I were a little curious but the girls seemed content with whatever the situation, so we could only guess that this was part of their big surprise.
A girl was finishing up some song onstage and after the lyrics came to an end she gave a little bow and received polite applause from the audience. To tell you the truth I didn't want to spend one of my first nights out trapped in a little karaoke bar but if this was for the girls then so be it. Maybe we can get even with a sports bar next weekend.
The DJ announced the next act and big women stepped up—wait! Was that a guy!
No. This. Couldn't. Be. Emmett?
It looked like him but what the hell was he wearing? I'm not Alice, but even I can tell that those clothes weren't made to be worn together and much less by a man of his size. A pink velvet mini skirt with ruffles, a white top with spaghetti straps and with a bedazzled front, black and white tights, some God awful pink velvet boots with big buttons on the side and some long black gloves. But the cherry on top of the cake—literally—was a huge and I mean huge black ribbon attached to a little head band.
From the corner of my eye I could see Jasper gapping at Emmett and I'm pretty sure my expression matched his. Bella and Alice were having a hard time not laughing but Rosalie, Rosalie was looking more proud of herself than I have even seen her. Did she do this? How?
I didn't have time to ask anyone what was going because the music started and suddenly Emmett's pose changed. Oh no. I knew that look! It was his determination look, he was going to do this and do it through.
(AN: PLAY THE SONG NOW!)
"Let's go girls" he sang into the mike. "Come on"
I'm going out tonight-I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise-really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout
God! Emmett was taking the mike and moving it around the stage as he sang the lyrics. I noticed he wasn't even looking at the screen, he knew them by heart.
No inhibitions-make no conditions
Get a little outta line
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time
He started to sway from side to side, shaking his hips and making pouty lips. I heard Jasper burst out laughing almost knocking himself out of his stool as he bended with laughter over the table's edge, Bella and Alice couldn't take it any longer and they joined Jasper in his guffaws.
I was just shocked. Big Emmett doing this girly dance! To the most ridiculous song he could've chosen. And what the hell did he mean about pursuing a career in this. In what? Drag?
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun (fun, fun)
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
The girls need a break-tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
We don't need romance-we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down
I couldn't take it any longer! I threw my head back laughing. This was too much. There was no way we'd let Emmett live this one down. Both Alice and Bella were removing tears from their eyes, if this was their doing I had earned new respect for them.
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun (fun, fun)
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
Both Jasper and I seemed to be in sync because at that moment we took our phones out and started snapping pictures of him. This was precious black mail material. I got some really good shots of Emmett with his hands on his hips and some others of him dancing around in that awful outfit. I assume Jasper got good ones as well because he cracked up after a particular one.
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun (fun, fun)
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
I get totally crazy
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
Emmett returned to the center of the stage and after putting his mike back on place he leaned toward it while looking in the eye at Rosalie, who was still sporting the world's biggest smirk. Emmett extended his arms to the sides and shook his hips as he sang the last and final verse of the song. The one lyric that we will make sure would haunt him for the rest of his life.
I feel like a woman
Alice, Jasper, Bella and I stood up giving him a stand up ovation for his great display of talent. And we weren't alone, almost every girl in the place was hooting and screaming at Emmett, some of them were actually chanting "Encore, encore…". The guys were just laughing their butts off.
The final chords of the song came to an end and Emmett took a step back and bowed to the audience who in turn just screamed louder.
"Emmett, Emmett, Emmett!" we all yelled as he descended the steps of the stage, grabbed his bag and went straight to the men's room.
Emmett's POV
One thing was certain. I'd rocked that song. But there was no chance in hell I was going to stay in those clothes. I was going to burn every single piece of the outfit and I'm planning on torturing every single person who dares having any evidence of this night.
I wasn't mad at Rosalie, like I said I had to give it to her for coming up with this dare.
My jeans and t-shirt never felt so good and after I got back into them I went back to my friends.
"The star of the night!" Alice chirped from her seat.
"Yeah, yeah laugh all you want but I owned that song" I grinned and took the empty seat next to Rosalie and noticed that she hadn't laughed at me, she just stared and smirked.
"Good enough?" Rosalie asked with a serious yet amused tone.
I nodded and answered. "Good enough"
"Perfect." She said and finally burst out laughing at her own piece of work. And of course once one of them started laughing the rest had to follow.
"So Emmett?" Jasper started "What does it feel being like a women?"
I guess we were not having a very private conversation as several people from the near tables laughed. After all they weren't being exactly quiet in their laughter and teasing.
"Just so you know" I told them "The next time we play Truth or Dare I'm having no mercy on anybody. Specially you Rosalie, be warned"
Rosalie just laughed harder so I took her on a head lock and messed her hair with my hand. She giggled and tried to push me off.
"Fine!" she yelled "I get it! You'll mess with me"
I set her free and we continued enjoying the night. The girls actually went and did some karaoke that night but it was after having a few drinks and so they were not on their best shape up there. Jasper and Edward opted for not taking the mike that night, promising that someday they will but to sing a more manly song.
After driving back to the apartment and saying good night to the girls they continued their way upstairs to their place while we entered ours.
It was late so we called it a night and so Edward and Jasper went to their respective rooms, leaving me with the pull out couch in the living room. I changed into some sweats and a t-shirt and climbed into bed.
I was starting to feel asleep when the sound of some contained laugher and some fumbling started to pull me out of my sleep. What really woke me though was a very particular "Let's go girls" being sang after the opening chords of the song.
I opened my eyes to see Edward lying down on the corner of the living room, his legs still on the hall that led to the bedrooms, with Jasper crouched next to him. They looked like they were about to start laughing. On Edward's hands was their wireless speakers on Jasper's his iPod, from which the now infamous song Man! I Feel Like A Woman was being played.
I threw my covers off and jumped from the bed charging towards them.
"You guys are so dead" I yelled as they scrambled to get on their feet and ran to Jasper's room. Little guys knew they had to be together to hold the door against me.
The rest of the night was spent with me trying to get into Jasper's room and shut the infamous song up, which kept being played over and over at full volume from behind the closed door.
I'll found out later that the girls had been able to hear all of this from upstairs, laughing along Jasper and Edward as they talked on the phone.
The song ended after Rosalie came downstairs and declared that the torture had been enough for one night, and after giving everyone the rights to tease me forever about this she left.
Waking up the next morning I had about ten minutes of peace in the kitchen where I was currently eating breakfast before Jasper came in humming a specific "Pa-pa-ra-ra-ra-ra-pa"
Rosalie Hale now officially held the title of Best Dare Ever, plus a gift certificate for the long lasting effects of said dare.
AN: What did you think? was it a good song? One of my dear readers actually guessed it right!
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