Christmas Day

Summary: "I want to ask you one question. If you had to live the same day over… what would you do?" Sasuke asked a confused Naruto. Well, what would you do? NaruSasu

Warnings:Yaoi (BoyxBoy), confusing-ness, OOC-ness (Later), and all that good stuff.

Disclaimer: And we wonder why these are called fanfictions? This is based off of the movie GROUNDHOG DAY. Watch it, it's funny!

A/N: Enjoy at your own risk. I'm tired and not creative.

It's still February 3rd.

Maybe I'm reliving my day?

That would certainly be odd.

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Day 2

Sasuke started off on his trip to the meeting place, they said they would meet there again. It was still snowing, damn weather reporters said that it would stop today.

Oh, well.

Sasuke continued to walk until he ran into Sakura. Strange… isn't this where we met yesterday? Sasuke thought to himself, Nah, she's just going to yell at me for yesterday.

"Oh, Sasuke!" Sakura called, waving her hand at him in greeting.

"S… Sakura?" Sasuke asked the girl, approaching her with caution.

"Merry Christmas." Sakura said to him, blushing slightly.

"Merry Christmas? What? No, no, that was yesterday." Sasuke said. Was she trying to pull a fast one on him?

"What do you mean, Sasuke? It's Christmas? December 25th? Ever heard of it?"

"Yes, yesterday. Today is the 26th. Get it right. Do I have to come over and show you how to change the day on your calendar again?" Sasuke asked the confused girl.

"Do I have to come over and show you how to keep the right day on your calendar again?" Sakura asked Sasuke.

"No." Sasuke replied.

"Anyways… I wanted to tell you something…" Sakura trailed off.

"No, oh no. Don't tell me you're going to confess your love to me." Sasuke told the girl.

"What? How did you know?" Sakura asked Sasuke, flabbergasted.

"Are you pulling some sort of prank on me? You are crazy." Sasuke said, continuing his journey to the meeting place.

Oh boy, this was weird.

"Oi! Hey you two!" Naruto called to them. "Merry Christmas!" Naruto told them both.

"You and Naruto both." Sasuke told Sakura. "You're both crazy."

"What?" Naruto asked him.

"Christmas was yesterday. I get it, you want to get back at me. Okay, I found you out, so now the joke's off." Sasuke told them both.

"What the hell are you talking about?" A confused Naruto asked Sasuke.

"I mean, I've had enough of Christmas, I don't need anymore of it, so stop before I hurt you both."

"What do you mean?" Naruto asked Sasuke, looking at Sakura for an answer.

'I really don't know.' Sakura mouthed to Naruto. Naruto looked over at Sasuke. "Are you sick?"

"No, but I have reason to think that you're sick. You were sick yesterday, too. You and Kakashi. You both said 'Humbug'. Oh god, I think you were contagious." Sasuke said.

"We didn't say Humbug yesterday, that's a Christmas thing!" Naruto told Sasuke.

"Merry Christmas, you three!" Kakashi said, appearing (Only an hour late this time.)

"What? Damn, I must be having some Déjà vu." Sasuke told himself. "They have you in on it too?" Sasuke asked the gray haired man.

"What do you mean?" Kakashi asked Sasuke, looking at his other two students. They both shook their heads, shrugging.

"Christmas was yesterday." Sasuke told Kakashi. "Am I the only one who remembers it?"

"No, you don't remember it. Because today is Christmas." Naruto told Sasuke.

"No it isn't. You all are crazy." Sasuke said, walking away from them.

"Come on!" Sakura ushered the raven haired boy.

"Yeah! It'll be fun!" The blonde added.

The raven haired boy remained silent as he was being pulled into the mass of smiling people, all happy for the same thing, Sakura seeming determined to bring him somewhere. In the process of being dragged, his elbow hit an elderly lady, and she turned to him, smiling at him with that old lady smile. Sasuke looked at her, confused. She did the same thing yesterday, Sasuke could swear she did.

Sakura pulled Sasuke into a spot.

"Now, look up." Sakura instructed Sasuke. Sasuke did as he was told, seeing something hanging from the ceiling.

"Oh, no, no no no." Sasuke said, shaking his head. "I don't care about the mistletoe. You guys, just… quit it! Is everybody in one this?" Sasuke asked, looking around the room.

"What? What are you talking about, Sasuke! Just quit it!" Sakura told him.

"What do you mean? CHRISTMAS WAS YESTERDAY, DAMN IT!" Sasuke yelled at the girl, turning to escape the events of the previous day. Sasuke was just about to walk out until he hit someone, his face smacking into their chest.

"Where do you think you're going?" Naruto asked Sasuke.

"No." Sasuke groaned at the taller boy.

"What?"

"Stop it!"

"Stop what?" Naruto asked Sasuke.

"You know what I mean! I'm sick of it!" Sasuke whined.

"Sasuke, you've been acting the same way all day. Are you sure you're alright?" Naruto asked, sincerely concerned about his comrade.

"The question is, are you alright?"

"Sasuke! Hello!" Someone said from behind him. Sasuke turned to face Ino.

"You're Ino." Sasuke said. "I know. I'm not interested. You're in on it too? If you really want me, stop the prank!" Sasuke spit out at the girl.

"Wh-what?" She asked, looking at Naruto.

"He's been like this all day." Naruto told her.

"Oh. Well… you should stop it. Merry Christmas, if it makes any difference." Ino told Sasuke.

"That's the point!" Sasuke said. "It's not Christmas! Christmas was YESTERDAY!" Sasuke turned around and walked right out of the party, leaving behind two very confused people.

Sasuke walked into his room, looking around. He looked at his calendar.

December 25th.

Sasuke grimaced. Even his calendar was turning against him. He ripped off the accursed day, pleased to see December 26th facing him now. He threw Christmas in the trash.

Who needed it, anyways?

A/N: So, which is it?

Is Sasuke crazy…

…are the people crazy…

…or is no one crazy at all?

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~Sasuke Uzumaki 83