Christmas Day
Summary: "I want to ask you one question. If you had to live the same day over… what would you do?" Sasuke asked a confused Naruto. Well, what would you do? NaruSasu
Warnings:Yaoi (BoyxBoy), confusing-ness, OOC-ness (Later), and all that good stuff.
Disclaimer: And we wonder why these are called fanfictions? This is based off of the movie GROUNDHOG DAY. Watch it, it's funny!
A/N: Oh my God, if any of you have read Oh, For the Love of Math, please sympathize with me.
I just got my first flame.
Oh, and they didn't identify themselves as a flamer. No, they went all out fancy and called themselves a critique. They rambled on about how it wasn't realistic in any sort of way and how it was appalling and blah, blah, BLAH!
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I CARE?
Why are my stories so unrealistic in a bad way?
Because reality is not my friend, and I shot it with a rocket launcher and shoo-ed it out of my head. Why keep the no good thing, anyways?
And I deal with depression, so, flamer (Or hater I don't even care anymore), if I cry myself to sleep tonight, it's because of you.
I was proud of myself for that story, and you just tore it up to bits.
And, just because you say 'This is also just an opinion and shouldn't be taken to heart', it doesn't fucking matter! I'm crying so much my hands are shaking and I can't write!
Anybody who agrees with the so-called 'critique', go fuck yourselves …
Leave me alone.
Day 50, 60, 61, 75 and 76
Sasuke opened his eyes, examining the calendar next to his bed.
December 25th.
Damn, thought I got it right last time…
Sasuke got up and walked out in his pajamas. Who cared, really? Sakura just looked at him as if he had grown 600 heads in his sleep.
"Why are you in your pajamas?" She asked.
"They're warm and comfy." Sasuke said, ending the conversation early and walking off.
"Oh. Hey you two- are you in your pajamas?" Naruto asked Sasuke.
"No, I'm in a squid suit." Sasuke replied sarcastically.
"Oh, I thought you were in your pajamas."
"I am, you dim wit!" Sasuke yelled at him.
"Oh… hey, you don't have to be so mean…" Naruto said, hurt in his eyes.
Sasuke, he felt he had to. He had tried to hard to get what he wanted. Or what his brain led him to believe he wanted. Naruto… Sasuke shook his head.
"Hey, Naruto."
"Hmm?"
"I want to ask you one question. If you had to live the same day over… what would you do?" Sasuke asked a confused Naruto.
"What? I really don't think I understand. First the pajamas and now this?" Naruto asked Sasuke.
"Well… if the world was going to explode tomorrow for sure, what would you do?"
"Hm… well, no tomorrow would mean no consequences." Naruto said thoughtfully.
"So, no consequences, huh?"
"Well, yeah." Naruto said.
"Okay… fine." Sasuke replied.
Oh, the plan was magnificent.
They boarded the bus, Sasuke looking around. He pulled a kunai out of his weapon pack.
Show time…
Sasuke held it up to the bus driver's throat.
"Everyone, sit down, or this man's throat will be zilch in the next few seconds." Sasuke instructed everyone, seeming amused with himself.
"Sasuke, if this is about that question earlier, we do have a tomorrow." Naruto told him.
"No I don't. Now shut your mouth before this man dies." And everyone zipped their lips shut. Sasuke threw the man to the side, beginning to drive the bus, throwing everyone and everything everywhere in the bus.
And that is one heck of a bunch of every's.
Sasuke drove the bus and rammed into cars, the police after him soon enough.
Hey, can't I have a fanfiction with ninjas and police?
Sasuke laughed maniacally, swerving everywhere. Oh, boy, was this fun.
Then they hit a gas tank and blew up. Yay!
"Oh, Sasuke!" Sakura called, waving her hand at him in greeting.
Sasuke walked past Sakura, brushing her off.
"Sasuke-kun, I-"
"I don't want to hear it." Sasuke said, walking past her.
"Why?"
"Because this god doesn't care about your love." Sasuke replied.
"What?" Sakura asked. What was wrong with her teammate?
"Oi! Hey you two!" Naruto called to them. "Merry Christmas!" Naruto told them both.
"Merry Christmas? I should have my own holiday. I am a god." Sasuke said.
"What?" Naruto asked.
"Naruto, I'm a god. I have died three times and lived. I'm a god! Isn't it great?" Sasuke asked excitedly.
"…sure. You should go to a psychiatrist. Aren't they great?" Naruto said with fake enthusiasm.
"I'm serious, Naruto! I can do whatever I want and you all won't remember it!" Sasuke exclaimed.
"What has gotten into yo-" Naruto was cut off by lips on his.
Did I just kiss Naruto?
"W-what was that for?" Naruto asked, staring wide eyed at his teammate. Sasuke only shrugged in response.
"You won't remember it tomorrow." Sasuke said.
"What makes you think that?" Naruto asked.
"Everything. I've proved it, though you wouldn't remember it." Sasuke said.
"…right." Naruto said. "So, why do you remember it?"
"I don't know! I don't know what the hell I did to deserve this." Sasuke said, shaking his head.
"Really?" Naruto asked, looking at Sasuke in question.
"Oi! Hey you two!" Naruto called to them. "Merry Christmas!" Naruto told them both. Sasuke walked right up to Naruto and kissed him. Sasuke blushed slightly in a very cute way.
"M-Merry Christmas." He slightly mumbled. Naruto was just standing there in shock. Sakura was, too, which was weird, why did she care?
Oh, yeah, she loves me.
"Wh-what was that?" Naruto asked Sasuke after a long pause.
"A kiss. I… I didn't know how to say it with words…" Sasuke trailed off, pleased to find that Naruto kissed him again.
I'm liking this one.
They boarded the bus, Sasuke and Naruto holding hands. Sasuke leaned slightly on Naruto when they sat down.
"It's cold…" Sasuke said, cuddling up to Naruto. "Warm…" He added, mumbling. Naruto just wrapped his arm around Sasuke, getting comfortable. Sasuke looked up at Naruto. He always loved the smile on Naruto's face when he did this.
"Why would I forget this all tomorrow?" Naruto asked Sasuke, brushing the bangs out of Sasuke's face.
"Hmm… what? Did I say that out loud? Oops, sorry. I've just got a thinking brain…" Sasuke mumbled, leaning over to plant a kiss on Naruto's lips. Hmmm….Sasuke hummed into the kiss.
"I don't think I could forget something like this." Naruto said, looking at Sasuke.
"Trust me, you can." Sasuke mumbled. He was tired as hell.
Sasuke opened his eyes, looking next to him. No one was there. Sasuke sighed, looking at his calendar.
December 25th…
Sasuke sighed. Did this mean he technically had his virginity?
Sasuke woke up, groaning. He looked over at his calendar.
December 25th…
"DAMN IT, DAMN IT, DAMN IT!" Sasuke yelled.
"Oi! Hey you two!" Naruto called to them. "Merry Christmas!" Naruto told them both.
"Naruto, you have no idea." Sasuke said to Naruto.
"About what?"
"I know you inside and out now. Why the hell do you never know me? When am I going to get this right?" Sasuke asked himself out loud.
"What the hell are you talking about?" Naruto asked.
"Come with me." Sasuke said, dragging Naruto away.
"Look over here, in that clearing? There are going to be five boys playing, but stop, here comes the guy on a horse. The horse will be brown, the rider will be wearing a navy blue and white horse rider's uniform, they'll be dragging along a red wagon, one wheel broken off, and on the wagon it'll say 'Merry Christmas' in green letters." Sasuke said, turning to Naruto.
"No it won't." Naruto doubted Sasuke.
"Try me. 3…2…1…" And the horse came, just as Sasuke had promised exactly how he had described it.
"How-"
"I don't have time to explain!" Sasuke spit out, running to the clearing and catching the boy that nearly fell off of the tall tree.
"Thank you, sir." The boy thanked him.
"Your welcome." Sasuke replied. Sasuke walked over, helping two other little boys place the head on their snowman. He went over and stopped a boy from walking onto the ice.
"Watch out, it's thin." Sasuke said, throwing a rock onto the ice, it breaking and falling into the water. Sasuke walked back to Naruto.
"I know practically everything that's happening." Sasuke said, looking at Naruto.
"How?"
"Well, what can I say, I'm stuck on Christmas." Sasuke said.
"What?" Naruto asked him.
"I've tried everything, Naruto, everything. And I just can't seem to get things right." Sasuke said, looking up at Naruto. "I know you so well, I've tried to get you but… I can't. I can't even get this all right." Sasuke said sadly. Naruto kissed Sasuke softly.
"Well, you've got me now. How about we get this right?" Naruto asked Sasuke.
"…sure." Sasuke said, smiling at Naruto.
Naruto lied down with Sasuke, them both watching the twinkling stars above them.
"Hey… Naruto?" Sasuke asked Naruto.
"What?" Naruto asked back.
"Well… I… I just hope that we can get this right this time. Today was fun." Sasuke smiled to himself.
"I hope we got it right, too." Naruto said, smiling at Sasuke.
Sasuke opened his eyes, lying down in his comfy bed. He sat up fast, looking at his calendar.
December 25th…
"SHIT!" Sasuke yelled out, almost in tears.
Why couldn't he get this right?
A/N: Sorry, it was a little forced. I'm just upset, I can't get that flame out of my head. I have low self-esteem, you bastard of a flamer.
Anyways, hope you enjoyed this chapter!
Reviews?
No flames, please!
~Sasuke Uzumaki 83