Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Harry Potter. Sometimes I eat broccolli (on purpose).

Harry rounded a corner to see Draco and Hinata, who looked like she'd just started to cry. Harry was about to go help her when a miracle stopped him.

"Okay, calm down. I didn't mean it like that." Draco quickly told her

Harry felt as though he'd just been confunded. Since when did Malfoy apologize for anything? What was going on?

Kankurou came up behind Harry and startled him when he spoke.

"Looks like I just missed a touching moment. Oh well, there'll be plenty more after the wedding."

"Wedding?" Harry was half sceptical and half ready to faint

Kankurou was having a good laugh in his head that Harry had even considered taking his words seriously.

It really wasn't Draco and Hinata at all, just Naruto combining Kage Buushin with a transformation jitsu in order to pull a prank on the first unsuspecting victim to round the corner. With perfect timing 'Draco and Hinata' walked up to Harry and Kankurou.

"Harry-kun, Kankurou kun. I um didn't know you were, I mean, I wanted you to come to the wedding." Naruto's impression of Hinata was flawless

"Her way of talking is kinda cute." Naruto found himself thinking, causing him to do an unintentional Hinata blush

and pushed his fingers together like she did

"Hey, this is kind of addicting. No wonder Hinata does it all the time." Naruto thought in fascination

Because Hinata didn't seem like the kind of person who was capable of lying Harry really did faint.

Luckily for Kankurou and Naruto when Harry woke up on the Gryffindor common room couch Shikamaru covered for them by insisting that Harry had only been dreaming. Harry doubted it, but it didn't seem like a possibility that could happen outside a dream. One thing was for sure, something strange was going on and he was going to find out what.

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"Nani?" Naruto blinked at Proffesor Lupin

Temari was keeping an annoyed eye on Kankurou and Gaara was busy ignoring his siblings. Then Naruto's face lite up

"You've found Kiba!"

"Naruto-san, he said he heard a rumor about a place werewolves are gathering and one of them is probably Greyback." Ten-Ten reminded him

"Well, we can send Shino, Hinata, and Neji to check it out before we go in." Naruto reasoned

The three he'd just mentioned were out searching at the moment.

Proffessor Lupin quickly brought up another good point.

"If Kiba is there how are you going to get him out? Werewolf noses tend to be sensitive to those who've been learning in the wizarding world so that rules out infiltration."

While Naruto was thinking Temari came up with the answer

"If their noses are anything like Kiba-san's then Hinata and Shino should be able to help us out. Besides, we can't abandon our comrade."

Lupin shook his head

"I'm not telling you to abandon him, only to think of a plan first. At least take extra classes from me so you'll be better prepared for whatever Greyback throws at you."

They agreed

"By the way," Ten-Ten looked over at Naruto, "Why are you pushing your fingers together like Hinata?"

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Kiba bit his lip as the needle stabbed him. The dog-nin could handle being hit with kunai and shuurikin, but he hated needles.

"Now I know it really hurts. It's nescessary, though. Tell you what, if you don't scream through anything I'll get you a new toy when we're done." Greyback made it sound like he was a doctor giving a whinny child a lollipop

Kiba muttered a few choice Japanese words under his breath at Greyback. The only reason he didn't say them louder and in English was because of the threat Greyback had made towards Akamaru and Hinata which the werewolf kept reminding him about.

"When I get out of here this jerk is so going down." Kiba thought darkly