January 16, 2011
Dear Diary,
Let's see, on my list...skinny jeans? Hmm...maybe I'll skip that for today. I'm wearing baggy jeans and not skinny although that irritable Ian Kabra did send me that for my last birthday along with a pair of loafers.
They'd have to shoot me first before I will wear those ugly loafers. It will make me look like Hollywood's going to do a remake of Revenge of the Nerds with me as the lead.
Amy? Hmm...maybe not today. Tiffany Millar?
Okay, Tiffany. Fine. Tiffany Millar's the hottest girl in my class. Long, brown hair and those hazel-colored eyes and she's captain of the cheer leading squad too.
But she's a little dim...okay, maybe dim is a too weak word for her. Dumb, more like it. Do you know what answer she put to Mr. Leyfwor's question, 'What is French for I love you?' Her answer: She drew a heart.
With all the lovey-dovey love I can muster,
Dan