January 17, 2011
Dear Diary,
I hate this. I hate this so much.
You wanna know why? Perfect Natalie and Perfect Ian Cobras are on the cover of Vanity fair...again. They didn't win the Clue Hunt, they went poor for 2 minutes, They're mom's in jail and still they get to be on the cover of a magazine!
Besides, I heard Tiffany Millar and her friends gushing about Ian's perfect looks.
If only they knew what his boxers looked like...Pink dollar signs against a white background...a classic...
If they knew how an arrogant, stuck up, greedy, selfish, too-good-for-you prick Ian really is, I bet they'd come running away from him.
But then again, girls always seemed to like those kinds of boys.
Hmm...
With all the lovey-dovey love I can muster,
Dan