CHAPTER 4: I Feel Bad For Moony's erm...Area...Don't Ask.
Two hours later, we landed in an alley behind the house. We were all soaked and cold, old Mad-Eye had even suggested we take the longer route! To say that I was pissed would be an understatement. Moony sniggered at the look on my face. I turned my angry gaze onto him. He shut up immediately. Ah, it's great to have this kind of power!
"Think it's funny Lupin?" I challenged with a dangerous glint in my eye.
"NO! I was laughing at the er...the um...the...the...the bird! Yeah! That bird that was behind you! It was all wet and stuff. Yeah, hehe." Lupin stuttered nervously while his eyes were darting all around the place.
"Furnungula!" I screeched.
Lupin started sprouting tenticles and warts. His face screwed up in pain. To add onto it, I sprayd him with cold water. Everyone was laughing now.
"Still think it's funny?" I asked smirking. "Wanna have more?"
" 'Ou 'ittle 'vil! I'll ge' 'ou 'or tha'!" (You little devil! I'll get you for that!) Moony tried to say. Key word? Tried. Ha.
"What was that Moony?" I cupped a hand around my ear and leaned in mockingly. "I couldn't understand you. Speak clearly!"
He just glared at all of us. Moody was leaning onto his staff for support, and he was gasping for air. Tonks was kneeling on the ground banging her fists against it. Her tiny frame was heaving with laughter. Kingsley had fallen to the ground, and he was on the verge of passing out of the lack of air. Harry was leaning on me with tears streaming down his face. I on the other hand, was roaring with laughter and pointing with a shaking hand at Moony's face and body. HIllarious. I wasn't pissed anymore! Great, maybe, if I got angry, I should just find ol' Moony and throw a few hexes his way!
"I 'aid, 'ou 'ittle 'vil! I'll ge' 'ou 'or tha'! don' ma' meh 'peat ih 'gain!" Moony growled.
"WHAT? I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU!" I shouted and leaned in a bit closer.
"'URNUGUWA!" Moony tried to hex me, but he failed miserably. First of all, he was holding his wand backwards. Second of all, he didn't say the spell right. Third of all, the wand slipped at the last minute and instead of the wand pointing at me, he pointed it at his erm...area. Poor chap.
"YOWWW!" He roared with pain. Meanwhile, the rest of us were on the ground if we weren't already. Harry and I were in a heap and laughing our stupid heads off. Moody was sprawled on the ground, Tonks was lying face first so her hysterical laughing was a bit muffled, and Kingsley was trying to crawl towards us...but he was failing miserably. This day just couldn't get better!
Again, I feel so sorry for Moony's uh...bits.